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Psycho Ward Email #2

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At first, I thought this guy may be joking. After the second letter, I just hope it doesn't degenerate into Raycav territory!

(BTW, if this is too vile, I understand if it gets HOSed)


From: "Mottola, Gregory" gmottola@tpmgnet.com
Who do you suppose has sucked the most dick in her day?? Deanna Troi, Princess Leia Organna, Uhura, or Mon Mothma???
I'd have to say Deanna Troi. She can catch a lot of choad on those huge
tits. Right behind her would be Uhura. She slept her way around the bridge,
so she probably took a lot of shots in the mouth. Leia Organa seems too
uptight to suck dick. And who would want to stick their pole in Mon Mothma
anyway?
Any of them go interspecies and garggle on Wookie or perhaps Clingon semen?
Wookiee? Probably not. Too much hair to pick out of their teeth. Klingons? Yeah, we already know Troi likes sliding on the Klingon pole.
Do you think Star Trek or Star Wars produces more cum-guzzling sluts???
Star Trek. I'd like to paint 7 of 9's face.
Chewie might enjoy raping Deanna Troi, that is after Han was done with her.
Probably. She deserves a good hairy ass-slam.


Here's the second one:

From: "Mottola, Gregory" gmottola@tpmgnet.com
I think that General Madine is sticking it in Mon Mothma on the sneak if only ot get a piece of that red haired snatch. Mothma's a closet dyke anyway.
That's my take, too. Madine may be her gimp; all wrapped in leather with a
ball in his mouth and a 12 foot dildo in his ass.
As for Leia and the Wookie, she consciously would never blow him,
but I beleive that his bestial nature appeals to her on an unconscious
level, and when she wakes up from a dream about being ravaged by Chewie, she won't exactly remember it, and will not know why her pussy is so wet either, but will have a very strange feeling when sitting next to Chewie in the Falcon's cockpit, and will brush up against his wooley fur whenever she can.
Yeah, maybe she'll let him explore her 70's bush.
Uhura, if transported to the Star Wars realm, would blow a Bantha for Jabba the Hut's amusement. He will pay extra to watch her gag on it's 5 gallon load.
Then she can take Jabba's tail up her ass. Yup, I can picture it.
Lando Calrisean wouldn't even throw that sister to one of his
Ugnaughts. Troi probably goes both ways and would eat Oola's
pussy...assuming that Twi'leks (twat licks) actually have vaginas...but at
the same time would triple team some aliens letting Greedo put it in her
twat, taking Hammerhead in her mouth, and Walrus man in her rectum.
Sounds like a plan, for sure.
I think that both Uhura and Troi would be much happier putting on sex shows for Jabba at Castle Bocce then enjoying any kind of authority or responsibility in the Star Trek Universe. Better suited anyway. Would you rather see Uhura in a headset saying "yes Captain" or would you rather see Walrus Man black jack her across the face repeatedly with his cock meat??
Definitely, she should be dick-slapped silly.
If all the females of S. Trek became sex slaves in the Star Wars Universe, I think both operations would be far more efficient. WHat's your take on this???
I'd have to agree. The females are just window dressing anyway. Janeway
proved that.
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That's just bloody scary.
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Lord Poe wrote:
Who do you suppose has sucked the most dick in her day?? Deanna Troi, Princess Leia Organna, Uhura, or Mon Mothma???
I'd have to say Deanna Troi. She can catch a lot of choad on those huge
tits. Right behind her would be Uhura. She slept her way around the bridge,
so she probably took a lot of shots in the mouth. Leia Organa seems too
uptight to suck dick. And who would want to stick their pole in Mon Mothma
anyway?
That is quite simply the funniest thing I've read today, and I've had a shit day. :lol:

Thanks, Wayne. You can turn psychotic emails into a hilarous comedy routine. :wink:
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:shock:

I'll never look at ST vs SW the same way again.
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Gandalf wrote::shock:

I'll never look at ST vs SW the same way again.
You mean you still had some innocence left? Poor boy...
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Stofsk wrote:
Gandalf wrote::shock:

I'll never look at ST vs SW the same way again.
You mean you still had some innocence left? Poor boy...
I had a LOT before I came to this site.

Curse you Wong! :P
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wow. . . .and i thought the last guy was a loon. at least this one isn't trying to debate which series is superior according to who gets laid the most. . . .
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Why are you humoring him, Wayne? People like this deserve no social interaction with anyone.
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This is probably the guy who wanks himself to sleep imaging these girls in his bed.
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That was... interesting... to say that least. :wink:
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Master of Ossus wrote:Why are you humoring him, Wayne? People like this deserve no social interaction with anyone.
After reading it again, I'm CERTAIN someone is just having a laugh with my web page!
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That was just goddamned hilarious! :lol:
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Gandalf wrote:
Stofsk wrote:
Gandalf wrote::shock:

I'll never look at ST vs SW the same way again.
You mean you still had some innocence left? Poor boy...
I had a LOT before I came to this site.

Curse you Wong! :P
:P :twisted:

Funniest thing I've read all day.
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It is hard to understand how could a person who wrote those emails could exist in real life. :P
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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evilcat4000 wrote:It is hard to understand how could a person who wrote those emails could exist in real life. :P
Maybe they don't....

THIS JUST IN!

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Maybe it is a webot...
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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Just a thought, but have you ever considered posting e-mail from the SW trolls Poe? Might make a nice counter ballance.
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Alyeska wrote:Just a thought, but have you ever considered posting e-mail from the SW trolls Poe? Might make a nice counter ballance.
I suppose the question is, why would a SW troll bother hate mailing him? :?
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RogueIce wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Just a thought, but have you ever considered posting e-mail from the SW trolls Poe? Might make a nice counter ballance.
I suppose the question is, why would a SW troll bother hate mailing him? :?
And since I can't edit: since when do Hate Mail pages look for balance in the first place? :)
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Alyeska wrote:Just a thought, but have you ever considered posting e-mail from the SW trolls Poe? Might make a nice counter ballance.
You might not believe this, but I don't get SW troll emails. The positive emails I do get basically say "your site rocks!" "keep up the good work", etc. Fun to get, but not very entertaining.

I haven't received emals from "Transcend" or "Wedge" clones, demanding that the numbers be higher or anything. Is that what you had in mind?
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The scary thing about this is that I can see Wayne carrying on this sort of email discussion with a perfectly straight face.
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Connor MacLeod wrote:The scary thing about this is that I can see Wayne carrying on this sort of email discussion with a perfectly straight face.
I can see Wayne attempting to find out the facts of this discussion with a smiling face. :o
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Hey, just like everything else on my website, these things must be researched.

I need a female volunteer to be blackjacked across the face with some cockmeat...
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some research shouldn't be done
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