I am, frankly, astounded that anyone could think of getting away with this. If you haven't fact-checked the number of frickin' states in the US, how could anyone be tricked into believing you? Probably the same way the CEO got booted from a community college for incompetence.
Anyway, this is so funny I just had to share it.
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There are two houses of Congress -- the Senate and the House, and "one is for Democrats and the other is for the Republicans, respectively."
Yes, and the three branches of government are Republican, Dominican, and Aristacat (cookie for the reference).
I would have expected even semi-literate, non-english speaking illegal immigrants to have figured out this is a scam, but I guess Mexico is one of the few countries on Earth with an education system worse than the US.
The United States has 53 states but the "flag has not yet been updated to reflect the addition of the last three states" -- Hawaii, Alaska and Puerto Rico.
Uh, last I checked, Hawaii and Alaska are part of the original 50-state count. So what the fuck are the additional two states they made up?
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This is the price of war,
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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The United States has 53 states but the "flag has not yet been updated to reflect the addition of the last three states" -- Hawaii, Alaska and Puerto Rico.
Uh, last I checked, Hawaii and Alaska are part of the original 50-state count. So what the fuck are the additional two states they made up?
I'm wondering what the motive was behind teaching such a blatantly faulty cirriculum. In my opinion, f you're going to devise a get-rich-quick scheme at the expense of people who don't know better, you could at least take the time and make a book that doesn't read like it was composed of excerpts from those books of amusingly incorrect parts of high school reports.
Of course, they're probably a bunch of sadists and wanted to laugh as they went on in life with a fraudulent diploma and a knowledge of things that they think are right buy aren't.
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm wondering what the motive was behind teaching such a blatantly faulty cirriculum. In my opinion, f you're going to devise a get-rich-quick scheme at the expense of people who don't know better, you could at least take the time and make a book that doesn't read like it was composed of excerpts from those books of amusingly incorrect parts of high school reports.
Of course, they're probably a bunch of sadists and wanted to laugh as they went on in life with a fraudulent diploma and a knowledge of things that they think are right buy aren't.
Or it could have been made by people who really are that dumb. The ignorance of many people is simply amazing.
RogueIce wrote:Uh, last I checked, Hawaii and Alaska are part of the original 50-state count. So what the fuck are the additional two states they made up?
Iraq and Afganistan.
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
The United States has 53 states but the "flag has not yet been updated to reflect the addition of the last three states" -- Hawaii, Alaska and Puerto Rico.
Uh, last I checked, Hawaii and Alaska are part of the original 50-state count. So what the fuck are the additional two states they made up?
The United States has 53 states but the "flag has not yet been updated to reflect the addition of the last three states" -- Hawaii, Alaska and Puerto Rico.
Uh, last I checked, Hawaii and Alaska are part of the original 50-state count. So what the fuck are the additional two states they made up?
West Texas and North Virginia, of course.
Actually, I think Canada is one of them. The other is the State of the Union.
RogueIce wrote:Uh, last I checked, Hawaii and Alaska are part of the original 50-state count. So what the fuck are the additional two states they made up?
Iraq and Afganistan.
Seems reasoable.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.