The fight of the century! Data vs. C-3PO!

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The fight of the century! Data vs. C-3PO!

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Who would win such a battle?

Data: The spinal computational data transferring wires you have are exposed.

C-3PO: I do? Where?

(Data whacks C-3PO)

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You got it all wrong!
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I'd have to go with Data.

The strength he's demonstrated so far would allow him to literally tear 3PO to pieces.
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Post by Needa »

Data all the way...

But his C3PO able to use ewoks? After all, it's their God. If so, the fight will be quite different. :P
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Data has enough strength to destroy C-3P0, and C-3PO moves very slowly, so Data would win.
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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn »

When Data's technobabble hits Threepio's whining, it will cause the universe to collapse.
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C3P0's only hope would be to nag and annoy Data to death. Unfortunately the nagging and whining would simply spur Data on to dismember him all that much quicker.

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I'd go with Data, even though every time Data talks, its usually annoys me... Sorry Threepio
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Better proposal

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Guri from Shadows of the Empire Vs. Data.

Data; I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques
Guri kiks him in the crotch...
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Re: Better proposal

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NecronLord wrote:Guri from Shadows of the Empire Vs. Data.

Data; I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques
Guri kiks him in the crotch...
Guri; Excellent...
Dat cannot feel pain.
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Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

They would probably go out with each other. lol But seriously in a fight, I dunno. They seem to be equals. Unless Guri could somehow figure out a way to put an emotion chip into Data or something stupid like that, they would be equal, IMO.
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I don't know who would win. Guri is certainly better designed for combat, and has abilities that Data doesn't have (piloting, etc.), but Data also seems to be exceptionally powerful and well put together. Also, he seems to be able to learn and adapt EXCEPTIONALLY quickly. As for the original Data vs. 3PO, of course Data would win.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Ok ok
IG-88D VS Data
No wait thats not a fair fight in the slighteist


Hmm
4-Lom VS Data
No wait 4-Lom has built in blasters and 4x normal human strength hmmm


Ok Ok
C3P-0 VS Data
Data Rips off C3P-0s head and steps on it
Data Victory!

R2D2 VS Data
Well Data's Faster but R2D2 has the Arch wielder but data would kinda half to bend down for R2D2 to get to anything Vital
Nope Data Kicks over R2D2
Data Victory!

Ok Ok hmm
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Ahh how about
Vuff-Ra VS Data
Hmm I'd have to stay this is a Stand-off
Vuff-Ra is pretty soildy built I think you can toss him around and not hurt anything and those self repair systems can heal him up even after being turned into a pin-cusion
Unless Data just rips him in half its stalemate as neither has the power to hurt the other(IF Data can't rip him in half that is)

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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:When Data's technobabble hits Threepio's whining, it will cause the universe to collapse.


yup.
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How about Trade Fed Battle Droid vs Data?
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On the subject, did anyone ever see that episode of "The Simpsons" where they were watching that ad for the Sci-Fi Convention, and it said "See the Cylons of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay Star Wars droids!", and it went to a Cylon beating C-3PO up, while R2-D2 was ignoring him?
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Shoot fight of the Century would be Thrawn vs Kirk
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Shoot fight of the Century would be Thrawn vs Kirk
But what would be the sword fight of the centuary?
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Singuler Quartet wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:Shoot fight of the Century would be Thrawn vs Kirk
But what would be the sword fight of the centuary?
Darth Vader Vs. Zorro? Zorro says "En garde!" or somesuch, then "Shit!" as Vader's lightsabre cuts his sword in two, and then the two of them throw barrels at each other for an hour before Vader finally gets pissed and snaps Zorro's spine in two with the force. On second thoughts... No.
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Yeah I know Data cannot feel Pain

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but it is a funny image...


Sword fight...
Count Dooko vs 50 Batlet weilding Klingons,

On second thoughts make that 150
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:On the subject, did anyone ever see that episode of "The Simpsons" where they were watching that ad for the Sci-Fi Convention, and it said "See the Cylons of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay Star Wars droids!", and it went to a Cylon beating C-3PO up, while R2-D2 was ignoring him?
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That was the one that guest-starred Mark Hamill as himself, and later Nathan Detroit. :lol:
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Fight of the Century? Picard vs. Kirk in a death match. Fifty to one that Picard STILL tries to talk his way out of it after Kirk is already shooting.
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Maybe after Data and C3PO meet they will fall in love :roll:
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Maybe after Data and C3PO meet they will fall in love
I think I'm going to have to hurt you for that

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Shoot them not me!!!!!!!
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