What would it take for you to support Bush?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-08-13 08:36am

Patrick Degan wrote:
Augustus wrote:What one, single action or thing would it take for you to even equally consider supporting Bush and or change you perception of him for the better?
Massive brain damage.

Massive brain damage for him or you? Though I guess the end result is the same.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-08-13 11:20am

BoredShirtless wrote:
Augustus wrote:What method of departure would you find more palatable, its your board you could ban me if you choose?
What's the matter with you? Be a man, admit that you forgot your "single action" condition when you posted:

So you are going to take the position that nothing will ever allow your perception of him to change? Thats fairly definitive then.

and move along. Je-sus!

Havent you noticed his martyr complex, his first reaction to any shit about his dishonesty or the like and he's offering to leave, or willing to be banned. It's almost as annoying as his other bullshit.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-08-13 11:32am

somewhat ot, the only one single act that could possibly convince me to vote for bush is if he were to donate his brain to science and get it replaced with a chimp's brain in his body. as a chimp would be likely to do a far better job running the country than shrubby would.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-08-13 03:43pm

SirNitram wrote:The multitude of actions that would be needed to make me support Bush...

Repeal PATRIOT. Set fire to everything written to promote PATRIOT 2. Dancing naked around the flaming remains is bonus points.

Repeal and then set fire to everything involving his 'faith based initiaitives'. Again, dancing naked around the resulting bonfire is not required, but encouraged.

Reinstate the case against Microsoft he simply shut down when he came to office. Open cases against Halliburten and others who have been blatantly abusing their positions.

Fire John Ashcroft. If fired out of a cannon, bonus points.

Support the full legalization of Gay Marriage. Publically apologize for his previous statements on the matter.

Fully disclose his acts against the progress of Science and Research. Publically apologize.

Fund NASA to actually do all these wonderful ideas they came up with.

Get on his knees in front of the UN and apologize for his entire presidency.

As above, with NATO. Allowing self to be abused by French and Germans earns bonus points.

Rework Medicare/Medicaid into a 'single payer' safety-net system for all Americans.

Reveal Dick Cheney's true, dark nature on national, live TV.

You forgot one: Legalize Marijuana. :toke:

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-08-13 06:39pm

Him giving the orders that result in reactivating me. I'll support him then as required by a little thing called the UCMJ, but I sure as hell won't vote for him.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-08-13 09:41pm

Darth_Zod wrote:somewhat ot, the only one single act that could possibly convince me to vote for bush is if he were to donate his brain to science and get it replaced with a chimp's brain in his body. as a chimp would be likely to do a far better job running the country than shrubby would.

How much research value could there be in something that tiny, which was also burned out on coke and pickled afterwards in brandy for several years?

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-08-13 09:47pm

Patrick Degan wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:somewhat ot, the only one single act that could possibly convince me to vote for bush is if he were to donate his brain to science and get it replaced with a chimp's brain in his body. as a chimp would be likely to do a far better job running the country than shrubby would.
How much research value could there be in something that tiny, which was also burned out on coke and pickled afterwards in brandy for several years?

Tree-fifty.

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2004-08-13 09:53pm

His incarceration in either Abu Ghraib or Camp X-Ray. I would support him by holding the prison door open as he walks in to join Cheney, Rumsfeld, Gonzales, Ashcroft and the five Supreme Court judges who let him into the Oval Office to begin with.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-08-13 11:53pm

For me to support Bush?

A complete turn-around on almost all his policies and stances. English lessons. A removal of excess "cockiness" from his body.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2004-08-14 01:24am

Maybe if he admits that he sucks, and that he's a girl, and that he likes ribbons in his hair, and that he wants to kiss all the boys.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » 2004-08-14 01:40am

Maybe if he admits that he sucks, and that he's a girl, and that he likes ribbons in his hair, and that he wants to kiss all the boys

This might be the best surrender ever.