Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of all Time

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-08-26 05:20am

Click me

This is pretty damn funny stuff, especially the opening pic...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-08-26 10:22am

I know nothing about the music genre, but those photos are funny as hell.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-08-26 10:59am

Old Man's Child, Dimmu Borgir and Cradle Of Filth play Extreme Gothic Metal rather than Black Metal while Dark Funeral's music is more akin to Satanic Grindcore than anything else - but they do indeed look ridiculous.

While we're at it, I think that this guy deserves to be there too.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-08-26 11:05am

Haha, all so true. They buggered up on one of their links to it though, accidentally referring to it as death metal

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EDIT: LOL @ Crebain.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-08-26 11:10am

You just know all these guys, when nobody is watching, read Dickens and have a cup of Twining's Earl Grey.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-08-26 12:18pm

That supplementary photo at the start...that's the grinch does metal isnt it?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-08-26 12:19pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:That supplementary photo at the start...that's the grinch does metal isnt it?

Crebain or Immortal?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-08-26 12:21pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:That supplementary photo at the start...that's the grinch does metal isnt it?
Crebain or Immortal?

This one. That just looks far too much like the grinch with a shitty axe.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-08-26 12:28pm

[Casey Casem] And for the second week in a row, the number one hit on Planet of the Apes Top 40 is... This Freaky Guy! [/Casey Casem]

what the fuck is the deal with this guy? Did Gene Simmonds knock up an Apewoman, and this is the illegitimate lovechild?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-08-26 01:00pm

That Dani guy looks like Michael Jackson.

*shudders*

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-08-26 04:07pm

LMAO... i don't like black metal because of how stupid the lyrics, music and look are and these pic capture them at their worst. Great thread

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-08-26 04:29pm

Looking at the photos of any CD insert, plus these tells you that most of them should be playing D&D.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-08-26 04:33pm

Tasoth wrote:Looking at the photos of any CD insert, plus these tells you that most of them should be playing D&D.

No, they give D&Ders a bad name. Try White Wolf LARP games.