Hmm...What does Kelly want to know?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-31 12:08am

I remember one couple that called into a local radio talk show a while back, complaining about all of the sexual imagery on TV. They said that they were in a non-physical relationship, which meant that after 8 years of marriage, they had not done the deed. At the time, I thought "they must be reeeeaaaally unattractive. Now, I just figure they were either lying or fucked in the head.

Perhaps both?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 12:09am

Durandal wrote:
I remember one couple that called into a local radio talk show a while back, complaining about all of the sexual imagery on TV. They said that they were in a non-physical relationship, which meant that after 8 years of marriage, they had not done the deed. At the time, I thought "they must be reeeeaaaally unattractive. Now, I just figure they were either lying or fucked in the head.
Perhaps both?

Or perhaps they were part of some wacky religious cult, like that suicide cult in California where all the men castrated themselves. That would pretty much nuke the possibility of consummating your marriage right there ...

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-10-31 12:11am

Or maybe both of them masturbated.

CONSTANTLY.

I can't imagine any other way anyone anywhere EVER would go through 8 years of marriage and not have sex once.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-31 12:13am

Maybe they...are sentient cows!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-31 12:14am

Or perhaps they were part of some wacky religious cult, like that suicide cult in California where all the men castrated themselves. That would pretty much nuke the possibility of consummating your marriage right there ...

Perhaps the wife had her vagina filled with cement?

...

I sense I've gone too far. :)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-31 12:14am

That would mean that they never consumated their marriage.

Which in a way means that their marriage was void.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-31 12:15am

Chastity belts for all!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-31 12:22am

Durandal wrote:Perhaps the wife had her vagina filled with cement?

...

I sense I've gone too far.

Was that a George Carlin quote I caught there? That guy's great.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-31 12:31am

Not the whole thing, but the "I sense I've gone too far" thing was. He was talking about scabs and started talking about "Scab Aficionado Magazine."

Post by **Edi** » 2002-10-31 02:36am

To actually get this thread back on topic for a while, Kelly, I don't have much to add to the positive things the other guys already said about you. You're a rare gem and a good friend to those who earn your respect, and your husband is about as lucky as a man can possibly get. Other than that, there's what I said in the For Real? thread, and that was before I read all the threads where you get constant attention and generally flirt until everyone is reduced to being your enslaved pets (and enjoying it, too!).

On smoking, alcohol and drugs, never even tried, moderately and hell never, respectively.

On the celibate couple: If there's nothing wrong with them physically (as in having genital deformities that make it impossible to have sex or some such medical reason for not having consummated their marriage), they are definitely fucked up in the head, have serious problems in their relationship or belong to some weird cult like Mike said, or all three.

Edi

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-31 08:52am

I'm surprised Kelly doesn't have more questions for us other than what we think of her.

Personally, I think she's cool. She's open with herself even when she doesn't have to be, and can take pretty much anything the lads throw at her, which is a sign of both self-confidence and personal bravery. Gotta admire that.

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2002-10-31 08:54am

Although Iam new on this forum Iam perfectly willing to answer any question with total honesty...ask away its not like I'll ever meet any of you IRL.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-31 08:56am

Darth Wong wrote: Or perhaps they were part of some wacky religious cult, like that suicide cult in California where all the men castrated themselves. That would pretty much nuke the possibility of consummating your marriage right there ...

OOOOOOOH!

The guy who wasted John Wilkes Booth, Boston Corbett......

Thomas P. ("Boston") Corbett was born in England in 1832. Along with his family, he came to New York in 1839. He eventually became a hatter in Troy. He married but his wife died in childbirth. Later he moved to Boston and continued working as a hatter there. (Some have speculated that the use of mercury in the hatters' trade was a causative factor in Corbett's later mental problems). He became a reborn evangelical Christian while in Boston from which he took a new name (he had been named "Thomas" when born in England). Reform became his purpose in life. Trying to imitate Jesus, he wore his hair very long. Acquaintances considered Corbett to be "different."

The photograph of Corbett comes from the National Archives.

One vivid example of Corbett's eccentricity took place on July 16, 1858. In order to avoid the temptation of prostitutes, Corbett took a pair of scissors and castrated himself. He then went to a prayer meeting and ate a full dinner. He took a walk. However, he eventually had to see a doctor. He ended up at the Massachusetts General Hospital and was treated by Dr. R.N. Hodges. The actual hospital record of Corbett's self-castration and treatment still exists. It can be read on p. 59 of Dr. John K. Lattimer's book entitled Lincoln and Kennedy: Medical & Ballistic Comparisons of Their Assassinations.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 09:00am

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! It's bad enough knowing people do that to themselves, but to hear DETAILS???

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-31 09:03am

Darth Wong wrote:AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! It's bad enough knowing people do that to themselves, but to hear DETAILS???

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

http://members.aol.com/RVSNorton/Lincoln32.html

Corbett was a certifiable LOONY.

American History is so much more fun with MADMAN SHEP teaching
it, eh?

In 1887 Corbett was appointed assistant doorkeeper of the Kansas House of Representatives in Topeka. Soon afterwards he made an attempt to kill "heretics" in the legislature hall with a revolver. No one was hurt and after being arrested was declared insane and sent to the local asylum.

On 26th May, 1888, Boston Corbett escaped from the Topeka Asylum for the Insane. Except for a brief stay with Richard Thatcher, a man he had met while a prisoner at Andersonville during the Civil War, Corbett was never heard of again.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-31 09:24am

what an... interesting topic change. Considering the average age of you guys is probably between 21-23, I am not surprised at how many of you are virgins.

Hmm... what else do I want to know....

Ok... I'll bite. For those of you who are no longer virgin, what's your favorite position?

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2002-10-31 09:26am

This might sound a bit unmannly...but I like the woman on top... doggy cumms

a close second. Spoons is third. 69 fourth but thats foreplay.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 09:37am

Spoons, which is a relaxing position and from which it is easy to maneuver into either doggy position or me on top, her face in pillow

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2002-10-31 09:39am

Darth Wong wrote:Spoons, which is a relaxing position and from which it is easy to maneuver into either doggy position or me on top, her face in pillow

Do you let her up for a breath every few pumps Mr. Wong??

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-31 10:15am

I've got another one...

Boxers or briefs?

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2002-10-31 10:16am

Boxers...MUCH more comfortable...I used to wear breifs years ago

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-31 10:20am

Briefs

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 10:20am

Briefs.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-31 12:02pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I've got another one...

Boxers or briefs?

Boxer briefs.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-10-31 12:04pm

Briefs.