[Jesse Stamos] Banathon II: A 3-for-1 comic fanwhore special

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-08-27 11:39pm

The administration has officially run out of patience with darth_shinji, jonathanos, and Jessie Stamos. If you've had your head under a rock the last few days, Stamos arrived recently and starting stinking up Fantasy with comic fanwanking. He was joined soon by longtime Village Idiot darth_shinji and longtime inconsequential nobody jonathanos. The normal procedure in a ban poll is to put up a list of links to the troll's (trolls' in this case) thread(s), but that's not necessary in this case because pretty much the entire first page of the HoS is filled with their bullshit.

Simple fanwhoring is not the only tool in the Three Stooges' kit. Stamos and shinji have taken to accusing mods of abusing their power by editing their posts and locking their threads to protect other mods (primarily Nitram and Ghost Rider, to judge by their paranoid ravings) from being embarassed by their arguments. All three have been starting new threads when old ones get closed; this you can plainly see just by the volume of locked threads in the HoS. Their debate style is little more than knocking down strawmen and wailing that they're being oppressed, though Stamos also likes to play mod and shinji is apparently taking a page out of Stewie's playbook and veiling his argument behind execrable spelling and grammar.

This is an unusual ban situation because we're going three for one. Originally, I had a complicated tally system with eight options on this poll; I realized that might get a little confusing, so in this thread, there is Jesse Stamos's (the ringleader's) ban poll, and the following links are to the other two ban polls. Try to remember which poll you're voting in, and we'd appreciate if you'd comment on why you voted the way you did.

Darth_shinji

Jonathanos

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-08-27 11:41pm

BAN 'IM!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-08-27 11:42pm

KILL THE TROLLS!!!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-08-27 11:43pm

Alderan was smaller than the indention on the Death Star, what the fuck.

*thumbs back*

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-08-27 11:45pm

Woo-hoo! A Banfest!

Stamos has been nothing but a useless fucknut, and the same can be said of the other 2. They're just causing shit because they have no lives, and negative attention for them is a relief from their worthless existence. Kill'em all.

J · Post by J » 2004-08-27 11:49pm

He insulted me, but that's besides the point. As far as I can tell, he's done nothing but cause shit ever since he signed up.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-08-27 11:57pm

Let them have no quarter here.
Let the billy goats eat them.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-08-27 11:58pm

My reasons?

A (Brief) list of their bannable offenses.

Refusal to debate as outlined in the policy of FAN, IE, objective analysis and hard numbers.
Accusing a Moderator of using their powers inappropriately(Multiple). Includes claiming I'm Horsemanizing posts, and attacking those locking their threads when they are obviously stinkpiles.
Creation of multiple threads to continue their bullshit when one thread is locked.
Dragging their bullshit from one thread to another.
Dragging their bullshit into VENTING.
Flamebaiting(PSW and the Alderaan Is 36Km wide!!!! thread).
Being Generalized Asshats.

Non-bannable offenses.(Not to be taken too seriously)

Insulting Nitram's mother.
Being a disgrace to their genetic code.
Redefining the term 'Useless'.
Sycophantic behavior with intent to continue.
Asshattery While Under The Influence Of Their Own Ego.
B-Felony bad taste.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-08-28 12:01am

The ringleader, and head of the Stupid Idjit Patrol.

I've suggested kicking him out for several days now

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-08-28 12:03am

While I think his last 'theory' should have been given a proper point-by-point smackdown at the very least to see what shit he'd invent besides 'it was just rotating around while waiting to turn and fire' and merely yweak his size estimate when his measurments were shown to have holes and inaccurate methods, he's definitely too stupid and egotistical to be helped.

Nest time on Full-of-Shit House, Bob Saget kicks Jessie's retard ass out of the house, and Comet smokes a doobie.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-08-28 12:05am

I've posted my reason before, and it applies to all three of them.

Bye bye.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-08-28 12:06am

The newest of the batch, but certainly up there with the dumbest.

Nitram has already outlined much and won't really add any except his only time he was wrongly accused was a joke he made in SLAM.

That was about it...almost every other thread has some relation to a former one wherein he fails to show his objective.

He has recently continued his pointless tirade that Nitram is doing shit to him(in an arena Nitram has no power...seriously the dumbfuck should read the annoucement about who are the SUPERMODS and the FOUR HORSEMEN), as well as lashing out at anyone who dares show him for the idiot he is.

Intelligent contribution is not a hallmark of his abilities.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-08-28 12:15am

Well, not a single vote in favor of any of them yet, but let's hold off on the banning until they log in to protest. That'll be funny.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-08-28 12:16am

Correction: ONE VOTE AGAINST.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-08-28 12:29am

Anyone who takes the handle of Uncle Jessie deserves death.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-08-28 12:46am

I hereby place my vote for banishment.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-08-28 01:00am

*looks around*

This is a rhetorical question, right? Simply a formality? I mean, it's not like this poll can go any possible way but in favor.

*tries to resist sighing happily as he votes "Yes"*

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-28 01:03am

SirNitram wrote: Refusal to debate as outlined in the policy of FAN, IE, objective analysis and hard numbers.

Which is funny,because as soon as I did you all turned to discussing how Han would've reacted, and why somebody would make a certain decision, and this and that and the other bunch of subjective nonsense.

Accusing a Moderator of using their powers inappropriately(Multiple).

You mean like when Seph deleted my reply to you, then deleted your reply to my reply, and then deleted every post I made?

Flamebaiting(PSW and the Alderaan Is 36Km wide!!!! thread).

That was me making you admit to holding a blatant double standard.

I'm still awaiting that written concession, by the way.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-08-28 01:04am

He's a waste of time and good bandwidth, IMO.

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-28 01:06am

Can it at least wait until I have word from John Byrne telling all of you that your rediculous interpretations of his work were wrong?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-08-28 01:07am

Jessie Stamos wrote:<snip>

Already the troll senses the inevitability of his exile, and he decides to get in a few cheap shots while he can, to console his ego somehow.

Jessie Stamos · Post by **Jessie Stamos** » 2004-08-28 01:08am

DPDarkPrimus wrote: Already the troll senses the inevitability of his exile, and he decides to get in a few cheap shots while he can, to console his ego somehow.

Cheap shots?

More like yet another batch of points you have no answer to. Namley pertaining to the double standard that was unearthed.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-08-28 01:10am

Un-fucking-beleivable. The troll still doesn't grasp that no one cares about the claims he made; it was the blatant violations of a half-dozen rules that is bringing this down.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-08-28 01:34am

Einhander's and Stamos's pissing match split.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-08-28 01:42am

For the sake of the public record, allow me to state that I voted yes in all three ban polls. I don't give a shit about this argument, but I'm tired of this crap and I don't take kindly to being accused of abusing my powers.

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