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Boxers. Briefs are like a vice clamping my scrotum.
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Durandal wrote:Boxers. Briefs are like a vice clamping my scrotum.
*laughs* Thanks for the RayCav-ish visual there, Durandal. ;)
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*laughs* Thanks for the RayCav-ish visual there, Durandal.
And I have other visuals, as well, pertaining to condoms... :)
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*laughs* Thanks for the RayCav-ish visual there, Durandal.
And I have other visuals, as well, pertaining to condoms... :)

Eww....and that's why I wear boxer briefs...no confinement, per se, but no flailing about, either!
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Ok... foreplay.... what doyou like? What do you do for your partner that drives her/him wild?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Ok... foreplay.... what doyou like? What do you do for your partner that drives her/him wild?
Dunno. Nibbling...?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Ok... foreplay.... what doyou like? What do you do for your partner that drives her/him wild?
I can not answer that question with out being seen to, as I'm at school.
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I've known plenty of girls that get wet very quickly from slowly kissing down their necks.
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Durandal wrote:I've known plenty of girls that get wet very quickly from slowly kissing down their necks.
*shiver* I'm one of those.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Ok... foreplay.... what do you like? What do you do for your partner that drives her/him wild?
We don't do foreplay. We have kids, which means we have no time. We put them to bed, and she rips off her clothes, and I jump her right there.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Ok... foreplay.... what do you like? What do you do for your partner that drives her/him wild?
We don't do foreplay. We have kids, which means we have no time. We put them to bed, and she rips off her clothes, and I jump her right there.
Ok, then before the kids, what did you do?
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Durandal wrote:I've known plenty of girls that get wet very quickly from slowly kissing down their necks.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.

*nods head*

Mmmmmmmmm..........
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ok, then before the kids, what did you do?
We would just curl up together in bed. I would hold her tight for a long time, kiss her on the lips, and tell her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. Totally non-physical, non-sexual foreplay. After enough of this, she'd be so horny she'd jump on top of me.
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Darth Wong wrote:Ok, then before the kids, what did you do?
We would just curl up together in bed. I would hold her tight for a long time, kiss her on the lips, and tell her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. Totally non-physical, non-sexual foreplay. After enough of this, she'd be so horny she'd jump on top of me.
You must project your phermones like crazy.
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favorite position: normal, doggy

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Hmmm, foreplay? Most of the girls I know like being kissed on the front of the neck, or the earlobes.
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I guess you guys don't need any foreplay for yourselves. ;)
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Oh, that's what you meant?
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IG-88E wrote:Oh, that's what you meant?
I meant both give and receive.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I meant both give and receive.
Ah. Well, I told you giving, so....

My spine is apparently quite sensitive, and I enjoy having a GF run her hands down it.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Oh, that's what you meant?
I meant both give and receive.
I said already...nibbling!
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Kelly Antilles wrote:You must project your phermones like crazy
That doesn't work for most guys?

Anyway, in terms of receiving foreplay, I'm a man. That means foreplay is simple: she shows me her nude body or lets me touch her legs, and I'm ready. And of course, blowjobs are good :)
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Darth Wong wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:You must project your phermones like crazy
That doesn't work for most guys?

Anyway, in terms of receiving foreplay, I'm a man. That means foreplay is simple: she shows me her nude body or lets me touch her legs, and I'm ready. And of course, blowjobs are good :)
Yup, thats pretty much it. Girl asks man to have sex, Man say's thank you for the foreplay now lets get down to bussiness.
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foreplay can be fun. it usually is, if you´re in a relationship which has been lasting for a while. of course it can be fun otherways too.
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