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Ken Hagen ken_hcs@shaw.ca
what the-hell with the star wars guys?
he to god dam hostel and just cant admit a borg cube can destroy a star destroyer its extremely out gunned its faster !better! technology more crew and a hell-of-a lot smarter and the death star dose not have 44 billon cew
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"he to god dam hostel"?! :shock:

Just ask him to prove that one of his precious Borg cubes can trounce an ISD; his response should be amusing, if anything!
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he to god dam hostel
Hmmm, why would god want him to blow up a hostile dam? :P
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VT-16 wrote:
he to god dam hostel
Hmmm, why would god want him to blow up a hostile dam? :P
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I think this is a new low.
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Well, he should join the course :"How to write in English". :lol:
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Pretty sad.

Though gotta love the hostility. It's a debate, two people are disagreeing...course it gets hostile. :P
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"death star dose not have 44 billion crew"?
The point of that being? The Death Star has waaay more crew than a cube and is waaaay bigger than a cube.
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what the-hell with the star wars guys?
he to god dam hostel and just cant admit a borg cube can destroy a star destroyer its extremely out gunned its faster !better! technology more crew and a hell-of-a lot smarter and the death star dose not have 44 billon cew
Let's try that again.
What the hell is with the Star Wars guys? (Untranslatable) and they just can't admit that a Borg Cube can destroy a Star Destroyer, since the latter is extremely outgunned. The Cube is faster, it has better technology, a larger crew, and uses better tactics. In addition, I'd like to point out that the Death Star does not have a crew of 44 billion.
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Your translation still needs work, or it might just be that its pure gibberish to begin with............ I'm usually lax on grammer (crap I havn't touched a grammer book in years) but what is this dribble thats being sent? Someone email him back with a site to dictionairy.com or something so he can double check his spelling. Better yet, tell him to use mozilla, it has a spell checker. He needs it.
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Hrm, he said what? That an Imperator-class Star Destroyer would be outgunned by a Borg cube? And what was that about the Death Star? Well, Borg Lover, the Borg would never be able to adapt to the firepower from an ISD, much less from the Death Star. Three words: get over it.
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Wait...Ali G? Am I missing something here?
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Thats how Ali G speaks...


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Kuja wrote:(Untranslatable)
He's too goddamn hostile.
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I put this through the Ali G translator:
check yous bit thick trekkie retard, da deaf star is quillions of times more massiv than a borg cube, wiv more weapons than da entire well starfleet! go suck on a phasha, asswipe.
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:Wait...Ali G? Am I missing something here?
It's the screen name of a trekkie. He shares the name with a popular character on television.
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Lord Poe wrote:
he to god dam hostel
Translation?: He is to God, damn hostile!
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Robert Walper wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:
he to god dam hostel
Translation?: He is to God, damn hostile!
Actually
Demiurge wrote: He's too goddamn hostile.
Is the correct way.

And nice retort Poe.
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Saaad.
A cube doesn't have a crew of 44 billion, either.
Heck, the cube couldn't FIT a crew that big.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Praxis wrote:Saaad.
A cube doesn't have a crew of 44 billion, either.
Heck, the cube couldn't FIT a crew that big.
It's saaad, that he never stated that about the cube. :wink:
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Odd, I seem to recall him being more coherent on SB, even if his arguments had about the same merit.
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Ender wrote:Odd, I seem to recall him being more coherent on SB, even if his arguments had about the same merit.
i seem to recall him whining on here once about something or rather awhile ago. don't remember what exactly. was about the same intelligence level as the post above.
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Lord Poe wrote:I put this through the Ali G translator:
check yous bit thick trekkie retard, da deaf star is quillions of times more massiv than a borg cube, wiv more weapons than da entire well starfleet! go suck on a phasha, asswipe.
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Post by Techno_Union »

Meant to say: I am going throught the same thing on ST.com. With this "Borg Invasion" thread and "ST or SW" thread... though it is ST.com. *Shrugs*
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Demiurge wrote:
Kuja wrote:(Untranslatable)
He's too goddamn hostile.
I can only do so much, give me a break. :lol:
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