Jurassic Park 4 to be...well, see for yourself (spoilers)

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And they can cloak. :D
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Guardsman Bass wrote:They'd have to be one helluva a group of stowaways- especially a Mr. Rex
It's happened before.
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If this thing gets the FULL Hollywood treatment, Will Smith will be cast as one of the genemod dinos.
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This idea is so fucking stupid that there is no word in any language in existance to describe it. :wtf: :wtf:

Why, oh why, can't Speilberg just let the series be? He's already hammered 6" nails into this franchise's dino-coffin with The Lost World and JP3. With this, he's fucking blasting it with the main guns of the Yamato. :banghead: :kill: :roll:
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I think this idea is awesome and support it fully. Fuck it. Come on, what franchise? JP1 was pretty bland as a movie, but everyone in the world saw it because it had the closest thing to images of a live dinosaur anyone had ever seen. JP2 & JP3 were generic crap. I say bring on the mutant dino super-soldier insanity. It could be fun.
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Vympel wrote:Stupid. Why doesn't Spielberg leave this shit alone? 2 and 3 sucked. Leave it alone!
Given his level of brainrot by revising E.T. to have walkie talkies...instead of pistols in the FBI agents hands.

I'd say it's another brain fart of his.
He and Lucas need to stop sniffing the glue.
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