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TIE Defenders? Bah! I'll still shoot yo' ass down! :wink:
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Make me.
That's what the kilotons of explosives are for :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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frigidmagi wrote:
Make me.
That's what the kilotons of explosives are for :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bha! Kilotons of firepower can only kill me, you can't make me hail anybody with them.
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That's why it's Hail or Else.
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frigidmagi wrote:That's why it's Hail or Else.
Do your worst. Crazedwraith transcends death and hails no mans. :P
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You will provide an excellant example to cow everyone else into submission to our glorious Admiral Sheppard :P
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LESS SPAM! MORE STORY!
LESS SPAM! MORE STORY!
LESS SPAM! MORE STORY!
LESS SPAM! MORE STORY!
LESS SPAM! MORE STORY!
LESS SPAM! MORE STORY!

WHERE Y'AT SHEP!?
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MKSheppard wrote:Intelligence

Coming soon, mehehhehe - nobody to interrogate.......yet.
That is soooo me.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
That is soooo me.
Actually, it would be better if it were Mr. Bean, Jegs or Publius.

*cough*

That Chief Bucher sure does know his shit. :wink: But where is his Coffee mug? So many chapters and no coffee mug? I thought we strove for realism here on sd.net? :evil:


EDIT: Also, why the Hell does a Stardestroyer need a Deck Department? Chemistry hasn't advanced to the point where paintjobs on starships are exceedingly long lasting?

And, Shep, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that this "Gillis" really strikes me more as a Supply officer. Perhaps the Food Service Officer. :twisted:
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Lonestar wrote:And, Shep, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that this "Gillis" really strikes me more as a Supply officer. Perhaps the Food Service Officer. :twisted:
Actually, Chief Bucher sounds like a good candidate to be reassigned to the galley spaces and placed in charge of the Juice Dispensers. :twisted:
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Lonestar wrote: That Chief Bucher sure does know his shit. :wink: But where is his Coffee mug? So many chapters and no coffee mug? I thought we strove for realism here on sd.net? :evil:
Bah.
Also, why the Hell does a Stardestroyer need a Deck Department? Chemistry hasn't advanced to the point where paintjobs on starships are exceedingly long lasting?
Because shit work still needs to be done even in SW.

Supervising the droids, checking the lifepods, etc it's a lot less
physical than in the Wet Navies but someone still has to walk all
over and make sure everything is working and fix stuff that the
droids can't reach.

On a 1.6 km ship this is no easy task, especially with 150 decks:twisted:
And, Shep, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that this "Gillis" really strikes me more as a Supply officer. Perhaps the Food Service Officer. :twisted:


Bah, we won't be indulging your twisted sadism's Chief. :D
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:WHERE Y'AT SHEP!?
Sleeping.
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MKSheppard wrote:Sleeping.
What, you sleep? I thought you were a robot that ran on right-wing radio signals and cordite fumes!

:)
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That's what I thought too, Pablo.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
What, you sleep? I thought you were a robot that ran on right-wing radio signals and cordite fumes!

:)
Not quite, the fumes are actually from German RPC/12 propellant.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
What, you sleep? I thought you were a robot that ran on right-wing radio signals and cordite fumes!

:)
Not quite, the fumes are actually from German RPC/12 propellant.
No no no, they're obvioulsy coming off of JP-8...
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Hurry back from Florida, Shep, we want more!
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MKSheppard wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:I don't suppose we'll be seeing more gueststars will we?
You obviously have not heard of IP :twisted:
Huh?
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:You obviously have not heard of IP :twisted:
Huh?
Imperial Pheonix. C'mon, attention to detail. :)
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Oh, duh.
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Cool keep it up.
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Ahhh more good stuff...
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:D Jones, as a character, is really developing. :twisted:
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God he's more of an idiot then my creation Deerbourne....
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