Bill Clinton to get quadruple bypass surgery today
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Bill Clinton to get quadruple bypass surgery today
Multiple lesions on his arteries, so doctor recommended surgery.
Columbia Hospital, NYC
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Healthy men can still have heart trouble, just ask Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I seriously doubt that he had a worse diet or habits than most of my friends so I'm pretty sure he'll have a quick recovery. I hope he makes it through without any complications.
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Healthy men who juiced for years, you mean?CaptainChewbacca wrote:Healthy men can still have heart trouble, just ask Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(Not that you're wrong, just...not the best example.)
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It sounds like they did, he was having only mild chest pains and there was no immediate indications of problems during his first battery of tests.Stormbringer wrote:I hope he recovers well. If they caught it before there was an event he will hopefully be well enough.
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When the last time you read the news, 1990? Clinton was taking care of business on the extra-marital express, probably starting with the bridesmaids at his wedding reception. If anything gave him a cardiovascular problem, it was because his heart didn't have enough looove for all the ladies he was bangin' (especially considering that many of them were plus size and needed extra oomph), and he strained it in the process. He's getting on in the years, after all.aerius wrote:If I was married to Hitlery, I mean Hillary, I'd probably be dead from a heart attack by age 40, that is if I didn't commit suicide first.
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Not that good but it would be survivable.The Kernel wrote:It sounds like they did, he was having only mild chest pains and there was no immediate indications of problems during his first battery of tests.Stormbringer wrote:I hope he recovers well. If they caught it before there was an event he will hopefully be well enough.
Routine doesn't mean that the threat to his life wasn't serious.Worlds Spanner wrote:You'd be surprised, but up at Columbia Presbyterian this operation is more or less routine, despite it's complexity.
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Surgery is never regarded as "routine" in the medical community and there is increasing concern that this attitude is leading to frivolous and thus unneccessarily risking operations for cosmetic or other purposes because surgery is being viewed less and less as an invasive, traumatic measure which is not to be taken lightly.Worlds Spanner wrote:You'd be surprised, but up at Columbia Presbyterian this operation is more or less routine, despite it's complexity.
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Well, I don't agree with Clinton on much politically, and I remain convinced that he is a man of less than sterling character, to put it mildly, but my dislike of his politics and character does not extend to ill-wishing. On the contrary, I wish him all the best and hope he has a complete and speedy recovery. Get well Mr. Clinton.
But if he wasn't married to Hitlery he wouldn't have to have those extra-marital relationships with SAP/BJ among others, thus sparing himself from much effort and strain as you say. Thus being married to Hillary is still responsible, albeit in an indirect way for his heart condition.Pablo Sanchez wrote: When the last time you read the news, 1990? Clinton was taking care of business on the extra-marital express, probably starting with the bridesmaids at his wedding reception. If anything gave him a cardiovascular problem, it was because his heart didn't have enough looove for all the ladies he was bangin' (especially considering that many of them were plus size and needed extra oomph), and he strained it in the process. He's getting on in the years, after all.
All kidding aside, I hope he makes a full recovery.
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Best of luck, Mr. President.
I hope you have a speedy, painless, and complete recovery
I hope you have a speedy, painless, and complete recovery
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