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LAX Shut Down; Explosion Reported
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"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Apparently the international terminal is where the incident occured
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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CNN: Flashlight with corroded batteries exploded....7 injured
That's some battery!
That's some battery!
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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If by "coroded batteries" you mean "a flashlight packed with C4", then yes.
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Those batteries sure kept going...
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how many people carry flashlights with batteries the size of car batteries to an airport with them though? most flashlights don't need batteries that big.Admiral Valdemar wrote:Car batteries can hold a lot of juice. Short one of those out and you'll know about it. Depends on what torch this was and what type of power cell it had.
I doubt it was fishy.
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It might well have been a security officer. They do love their oversized maglites.Darth_Zod wrote:how many people carry flashlights with batteries the size of car batteries to an airport with them though? most flashlights don't need batteries that big.Admiral Valdemar wrote:Car batteries can hold a lot of juice. Short one of those out and you'll know about it. Depends on what torch this was and what type of power cell it had.
I doubt it was fishy.
Wouldn't need to be that big at all. NiCad and lithium batteries can put out huge currents if they're shorted out, enough to overheat and explode them.Darth_Zod wrote:how many people carry flashlights with batteries the size of car batteries to an airport with them though? most flashlights don't need batteries that big.
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The second incident was apparently a very stupid man running up a down escalator and in the process breaching a security perimeter.
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Obviously, flashlights will now have to be banned from all U.S. airports, bus stations, and train terminals.
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Aren't flashlights part of the kit government want in your house, just in case the city suffers a terrorist attack?Patrick Degan wrote:Obviously, flashlights will now have to be banned from all U.S. airports, bus stations, and train terminals.
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Well, we could just start carrying candles aboard instead, couldn't we?
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