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Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-09-01 06:16pm

Wayne, that reply was brilliant!

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2004-09-01 06:33pm

At first I thought perhaps you were debating SW vs ST with the real Ali Gi.

Now that would have been a gold mine!

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2004-09-01 07:24pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
Praxis wrote:Saaad.
A cube doesn't have a crew of 44 billion, either.
Heck, the cube couldn't FIT a crew that big.
It's saaad, that he never stated that about the cube.

How am I supposed to understand what he's talking about? I can't even make out what he's saying

I just saw this part:

technology more crew and a hell-of-a lot smarter and the death star dose not have 44 billon cew

And thought he meant that the cube had 44 billion crew and DS didn't. lol
What I'm surprised is that ANYONE could think that Borg are smarter than Imperials. NO ONE is dumber than the Borg. They probably wouldn't even fire until the Death Star had already fired the superlaser, then realized it was a thread a split second before impact. LOL

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-09-01 09:43pm

Shit, I thought you were referring to Ali from ASVS

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-09-02 08:15pm

Here's another from my new pal:

> many not all star wars fan just cant admit star trek has lots of better
> stuff because star wars bean around longer and the tech changes over > the years unlike star wars the technology never has a noticeable
> change at all and give all the empires in the star wars universe
> pointlessly huge fleets and empires and star trek has at lest a
> acceptable sizes of empires. its not that I like star trek more that star
> trek but I do watch star trek more its just on more than star wars bye:)

And here's Ali G response:

listun yous incompetent batty boy, star wars as bin around longa due to their quillions of thousands of years of space farin cultures, while star trek umans ave only bin in space 300 years. da empires massiv fleets is necessary coz dey is a galactic empire. in da house's a int: galaxies is massiv. da tiny shitty federation is only a tiy corna of da milky way, chief. star trek erbal remedys rancid donkey dong.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-09-02 08:17pm

Lord Poe wrote:And here's Ali G response:

Which, incidentally, makes more sense.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-09-02 08:17pm

At least this one was more coherent.

Though honestly you get some fun loving stupid riddled responses there.

So is he debating you or just asserting "Me luv Star Treck bettah!"

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-09-02 10:27pm

Ghost Rider wrote:So is he debating you or just asserting "Me luv Star Treck bettah!"

Neither. He has brought up no points, and made no claims to showin' star trek ne luvin'.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-09-02 11:05pm

Bah, I thought this would be about Ali G inviting you to his show or something.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-09-03 12:51am

star trek erbal remedys rancid donkey dong.

What does that mean?

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2004-09-03 07:42am

Gandalf wrote:
star trek erbal remedys rancid donkey dong.
What does that mean?

Obviously a scientific term.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-09-03 11:23am

Well shoot the dog and slap the chickens!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-03 12:18pm

Something about Star Trek, herbal remedies, and a rancid donkey dong. I don't think I want to know what he was getting at with that combination of factors.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-09-03 12:37pm

so is he attacking or defending star trek? i can't make anything even remotely coherent out of his posts whatsoever. . .

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-09-03 01:27pm

Ok. Let me give this a try...

Lord Poe wrote: > many not all star wars fan just cant admit star trek has lots of better
> stuff because star wars bean around longer and the tech changes over > the years unlike star wars the technology never has a noticeable
> change at all and give all the empires in the star wars universe
> pointlessly huge fleets and empires and star trek has at lest a
> acceptable sizes of empires. its not that I like star trek more that star
> trek but I do watch star trek more its just on more than star wars bye:)

Translation (Paraphrased because, well, it's the only way to have it make sense):

Many, but not all, Star Wars fans can't admit that Star Trek has better technology just because, in the Star Wars universe, technology has been around longer. But with Star Trek, the technology changes over the years, unlike Star Wars where there is no noticeable change. The other problem with Star Wars is that it gives every government a pointlessly huge military fleet. At least the governments in Trek have been given acceptable sizes for fleets. It's not that I like Star Trek more, but I do watch it more because it's on more often than Star Wars.
Bye.

He'll emial someone to barf out his point but throws in the little shield at the end that he really only likes it more because he sees it more often? The guys either very young or very retarded.

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2004-09-03 04:58pm

The other problem with Star Wars is that it gives every government a pointlessly huge military fleet. At least the governments in Trek have been given acceptable sizes for fleets.

In short:

Galaxy-size fleets for a galactic state = unrealistic

1/4 galaxy-size fleets for 1/4-size state = realism

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2004-09-04 08:03am

Thanks, Mark S for making that understandable, but the guy is still not making any sense at all.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-09-05 02:35am

Now this guy is TOO funny!

> When I said its bean around longer I meant its was on TV longer ps pls
> us spell check

Oh, ok:

> many not all star wars fan

"many not all star wars fan"? What the fuck does that mean? Do you know how to capitalize anything?

> just cant admit star trek has lots of better stuff because star wars bean > around longer

"BEAN around longer??" Where did you learn english?

> and the tech changes over the years unlike star wars the technology never > has a noticeable change at all and give all the empires in the star wars
> universe pointlessly huge fleets and empires and star trek has at
> lest a acceptable sizes of empires.

Hey, who knows what a run-on sentence is? And "star trek has at LEST a acceptable sizes of empires." You have to be kidding me. Retards don't write this abysmally with their feet.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-09-05 03:20am

Bargara? Is that you?

Anyway, this is amusing simply because he tried to criticize you for your spelling (obviously missing the fact that we're sitting at our desks laughing at him). People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Rightous Fist Of Heaven · Post by **Rightous Fist Of Heaven** » 2004-09-05 03:51am

Master of Ossus wrote:Bargara? Is that you?

Anyway, this is amusing simply because he tried to criticize you for your spelling (obviously missing the fact that we're sitting at our desks laughing at him). People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Rofl. Could very well be. The writing style is oddly familiar afterall. And this resembles Bargara's half assed debating style a lot.

Those Ali G responses are golden Wayne

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2004-09-05 07:44am

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

In his cas it´s people who live in glass houses should not throw themselves at the walls.

harbringer · Post by **harbringer** » 2004-09-05 09:40am

Wayne it must be impossible to keep a straight face when you read this ... masterfull rebuttal... indeed I dont know how you keep going he obviously has so many wonderfull arguments that you cannot "kil since i trekkie" and so must lose to his enormous intellect. Your sense of humour is fantastic thanks for sharing his ... genius.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2004-09-05 09:40am

Lord Poe wrote:Ken Hagen ken_hcs@shaw.ca

what the-hell with the star wars guys?
he to god dam hostel and just cant admit a borg cube can destroy a star destroyer its extremely out gunned its faster !better! technology more crew and a hell-of-a lot smarter and the death star dose not have 44 billon cew

For a moment I thought it was the other Ali that sometimes visited ASVS.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2004-09-05 11:13am

Lord Poe wrote: Retards don't write this abysmally with their feet.

ROFL!

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2004-09-10 07:53am

Well, I didn't send those messages, just in case someone gets the wrong idea!

Any chance you could make that clear as a footnote in the original post please, Wayne? Whilst some people may not think much of me, I have tried to change my attitude in the past year or so. Indeed, before I had to go into internet exile three months or so ago I was starting to gain the respect of some people here. Some people may be confused and hold a grudge against me [understandably] for the emails of that dolt!

Thanks.

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