Zor's Fanfic Challenge

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2004-09-07 10:06am

ZOR WANTS TO SEE IF YOU HAVE THE TALENT TO TAKE UP THIS CHALLENGE OF HIS!

The First one (Drumroll)...

Cobra vs Trekverse!

Enjoy!
Signing off, Terran Imperial Star Navy hall of Admiralty...

EDIT: For spelling. ~GR
I took out the goddam allcaps thread title, which you should've done, Ghost. So annoying.
~Pablo

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-09-07 11:21am

I want to see if YOU have the talent to spell correctly.

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-09-07 11:25am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I want to see if YOU have the talent to spell correctly.

Its not so much the spelling. (On this post at least) but the order of words. What the fuck is that "what" doing there anyway? The sentence doesn't make sense!

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-09-07 12:09pm

Hey! I have problems with this kind of thing as well! and i have damn good medical reason! so does verilon!

alhough we do know Zor to be a bit of an Ass Hat

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-09-07 12:12pm

Hell, im currently writing a story myself, and thanks to Ace, its reasnoble (or so i think) so Zor if you write a chaper to two for something of your own, and then compare it to mine, we might see if youve got a good reason to be like this

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-09-07 12:27pm

Dartzap wrote:Hey! I have problems with this kind of thing as well! and i have damn good medical reason! so does verilon!

alhough we do know Zor to be a bit of an Ass Hat

You know your right? Considering the state most of my posts turn up in without any medical reasons, its a bit hypocritical of me to yell at another.

Ah well, Life goes on.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-09-07 12:31pm

Damn Straight

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-09-14 03:26am

My Cobra vs Trek fanfic, entitled "Blooty Blorgh Blah Fuckity Fuck."

Once upon a time, Cobra Commander built a wormhole machine so that he could travel forward in time and find powerful technology with which to destroy G.I. Joe forever. Destro thought it looked rather like a toilet, and sat down upon it to have a shit, whereupon he was sucked into the wormhole. He landed on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, where Jean-Luc Picard died of envy for meeting a man with a head balder and more shiny than his own. Conditioned to obey the baldest and most shiny-headed man around, the crew made Destro their new captain. Captain Destro had them fly the ship around the sun really fast, causing them to travel back in time for no goddamn sensible reason at all. Upon arriving back in the present, Captain Destro blew up G.I. Joe headquarters with a photon torpedo, then murdered Wesley Crusher with an icepick in celebration. The end.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-09-14 01:33pm

And we have a winner!

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-09-15 02:16am

A winner is ME!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-09-15 05:42pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:My Cobra vs Trek fanfic, entitled "Blooty Blorgh Blah Fuckity Fuck."

Once upon a time, Cobra Commander built a wormhole machine so that he could travel forward in time and find powerful technology with which to destroy G.I. Joe forever. Destro thought it looked rather like a toilet, and sat down upon it to have a shit, whereupon he was sucked into the wormhole. He landed on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, where Jean-Luc Picard died of envy for meeting a man with a head balder and more shiny than his own. Conditioned to obey the baldest and most shiny-headed man around, the crew made Destro their new captain. Captain Destro had them fly the ship around the sun really fast, causing them to travel back in time for no goddamn sensible reason at all. Upon arriving back in the present, Captain Destro blew up G.I. Joe headquarters with a photon torpedo, then murdered Wesley Crusher with an icepick in celebration. The end.

that was actually pretty funny.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-09-16 01:19am

Actually Destro HAS hair they show it in the comic...for shiny blad evilnesss Dr. Mindbender.....let him loose on Wesley....."Yes I`m afrai he is QUITE delusional...a full lobotomy is needed in his case."

With help from the master of disguise Zartan

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-09-16 01:24am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:My Cobra vs Trek fanfic, entitled "Blooty Blorgh Blah Fuckity Fuck."

Once upon a time, Cobra Commander built a wormhole machine so that he could travel forward in time and find powerful technology with which to destroy G.I. Joe forever. Destro thought it looked rather like a toilet, and sat down upon it to have a shit, whereupon he was sucked into the wormhole. He landed on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, where Jean-Luc Picard died of envy for meeting a man with a head balder and more shiny than his own. Conditioned to obey the baldest and most shiny-headed man around, the crew made Destro their new captain. Captain Destro had them fly the ship around the sun really fast, causing them to travel back in time for no goddamn sensible reason at all. Upon arriving back in the present, Captain Destro blew up G.I. Joe headquarters with a photon torpedo, then murdered Wesley Crusher with an icepick in celebration. The end.
that was actually pretty funny.

Go look up "Imperial Cheeseburger" on the Archive. Same author.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-09-18 01:34am

I'm 0ld sk00l y0!

Also read my masterpiece: "Paul Jacques Eats Donkey Shit."

Whippersnappers today don't even remember Paul... or Elim... or Timmy... Then again, I daresay Scooter is worse than any of them.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-09-18 03:04am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I'm 0ld sk00l y0!

Also read my masterpiece: "Paul Jacques Eats Donkey Shit."

Whippersnappers today don't even remember Paul... or Elim... or Timmy... Then again, I daresay Scooter is worse than any of them.

Yeah, but at least they had some real entertainment value. Scooter... he's amusing, in the way that a bloody train wreck is amusing.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-09-18 09:47am

Crayz9000 wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I'm 0ld sk00l y0!

Also read my masterpiece: "Paul Jacques Eats Donkey Shit."

Whippersnappers today don't even remember Paul... or Elim... or Timmy... Then again, I daresay Scooter is worse than any of them.
Yeah, but at least they had some real entertainment value. Scooter... he's amusing, in the way that a bloody train wreck is amusing.

True, but only if you're on the sidelines of the debate. Actually debating (for me, at least) felt like I was slamming my head against a brickwall for each word he typed.