How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a.....

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2002-07-20 06:29am

woodchuck could chuck wood? no seriously, how much?

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-20 08:00am

How much spam would a spammer spam if a spammer could spam spam.

Delete thread please for it is spam.

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2002-07-20 04:50pm

LoL.

Anything to get another post.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-20 05:26pm

I'd say five pounds of Burch or Oak, However if we where to go Red-Wood I would say about
4.332^-6 power but depending on the *Chew factor we could either add or take away another .383^7 *5(.9+/-22/7)

Bob The Great · Post by **Bob The Great** » 2002-07-20 05:29pm

How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hourdes got bored?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-20 05:31pm

0 Petrified Trees.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-20 05:42pm

0 Petrified Trees.

Suppose we gave him a pick-ax to break up the tree in to bite sized bits, would that make a diffrance?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-20 05:50pm

Mr Bean wrote:
0 Petrified Trees.
Suppose we gave him a pick-ax to break up the tree in to bite sized bits, would that make a diffrance?

He'd still be biting solid rock. Maybe we could enhance him with titanium teeth and cybernetic jaw. Or the Mexicans might be working on a super anarchist wood chuck to hunt me down, but I thick they are going for a couple anarchist mice, or maybe even a Commie Sparrow.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-20 06:01pm

or maybe even a Commie Sparrow.

That the one with the Laser Beam Eyes or the one with the under-wing missiles?

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