Adonis: Final Results

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-09-10 10:35am

Voting for The Adonis Awards is now closed. Your champions are...

DURANDAL - FIRST PLACE
RYE - SECOND PLACE
HOWEDAR - THIRD PLACE
ZAC - FOURTH PLACE

Thank you, one and all, for your participation and for sharing your gorgeous chests with us.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-09-10 11:05am

All the young smooth-bottoms who placed can kiss us older folks' wrinkled asses.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-09-10 11:07am

Lagmonster wrote:All the young smooth-bottoms who placed can kiss us older folks' wrinkled asses.

Indeed, I hsall prepare the pitchforks and torches...old one.

And then we shall be the winners

Nonetheless congrats, guys.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-09-10 11:14am

The contest was rigged. Clearly, I should have been the winner.

oh wait, I never entered the contest. Blah.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Mad · Post by **Mad** » 2004-09-10 01:54pm

Mad: prefered more by straight men than by straight females or gays.

(Well, apparently, anyway...)

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-09-10 01:56pm

Well..interesting to see a girlie man come second in a burly man competition. What has this forum come to?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-09-10 02:28pm

Adonis doesn't mean burly man, it just means beautiful, as far as males go (especially in the ancient greek sense, which did have a fondness for androgynes, they even had hermaphrodite as a minor god, considered beautiful by their standards).

Just happens that people like my appearance.

Now go lick my shoes clean, you peon!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-09-10 03:08pm

Now the question is, who wins overall: me or Durandal?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-09-10 03:16pm

So that's what that nagging feeling was these past two weeks. I forgot to bribe all the voters before i went on holiday.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-09-10 03:31pm

Well, none of the guys I considered truly competitive even placed, with the exception of Howedar.
You people and your wacky tastes would be mocked off the net at some of the places I frequent.
For shame!

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-09-10 03:42pm

4th!!! W00t!!
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. my camera.. and.. erm.. *cries*

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-09-10 04:58pm

My victory was inevitable.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-09-10 05:15pm

Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.

Only because I failed to unleash my wealth of physcial beauty onto you common-folk before the deadline.

I suppose I ought to congratulate you as long as I'm here, though. But...

Next time...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-09-10 05:32pm

Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.

Well, yeah, $500 goes a long way.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-09-10 05:43pm

Rye wrote:Adonis doesn't mean burly man, it just means beautiful, as far as males go (especially in the ancient greek sense, which did have a fondness for androgynes, they even had hermaphrodite as a minor god, considered beautiful by their standards).

Actually, look at Greek statues of ideal males. They aren't andros, they are big and muscular and very much male looking, with long or short hair depending on who's talking. Spartans were all about the long hair (they actually did their hair before battle), which Athenian men wore shorter hair. But in all cases, ideal men are, in fact, extremely built, athletic, and male.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-09-10 08:59pm

Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
Well, yeah, $500 goes a long way.

You got $500 from him??

Damnit, he gyped me, for the sake of equality Durandal must hand over another $450 to me!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-09-10 09:06pm

My my, everyone's trying to get a piece.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-10 09:21pm

Damn it, stop feeding his ego! If it explodes, it could take out the board!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-09-10 10:28pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Actually, look at Greek statues of ideal males. They aren't andros, they are big and muscular and very much male looking, with long or short hair depending on who's talking. Spartans were all about the long hair (they actually did their hair before battle), which Athenian men wore shorter hair. But in all cases, ideal men are, in fact, extremely built, athletic, and male.

probably not work safe

I'd say I looked fairly close to him, except my hair and penis are longer.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-09-10 10:31pm

Rye wrote:except my hair and penis are longer.

Its not the size that count...its what you do with it

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-09-10 10:58pm

Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:except my hair and penis are longer.
Its not the size that count...its what you do with it

Jeff Foxworthy wrote:People sometimes say 'It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.' Well, I'm here to tell ya', it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-09-10 11:01pm

Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.

*Checks monitors*

Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!

MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-09-10 11:04pm

Just be thankful that I didn't win. I would have gloated till you all smacked me and told me to STFU.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-09-10 11:07pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
*Checks monitors*

Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!

MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!

You monitor my ego's growth? That kind of attention ... I feel so ... flattered.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2004-09-10 11:55pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
*Checks monitors*

Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!

MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!

Believe me, his ego is miniscule compared to Strowbridge's ego. It spans over several universes!