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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

nice, now when do we get to see the BOTM pics contest....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:nice, now when do we get to see the BOTM pics contest....
Are you sure you want to see pics of yourself? Or me? Especially the risque ones?

(Though I'll bet half the men on this board would kill for t3h n3kkid pix pf Zaia, and the rest would go as far as grievous injury...)
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BOTM\risquer pics cut out atleast one person, I think we would prefer not to make it botm ;)


EDITed because the post I was replying too dissapeared.
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bohemianfey wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Hey Bohemian, you know how you said you were a D cup in the chat? I don't believe you.

Now let's see what that gets us.:twisted:

Gets you nothing. I've posted all that I'm allowed.
Thought so, but it was worth a shot. :wink:
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Hmmm.

*drums fingers a bit*

Quite a selection. I'll need some time to think this one over. :D
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Jmac still gets my vote, arrrr... it be the smile, me hearties... avast... or something. :D
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I'm voting for Namarie.
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No matter who I vote for, the others will be insulted. If I abstain now after showing that I've followed the contest, they'll all be insulted. Damn, I'm gonna die.
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Rogue 9 wrote:No matter who I vote for, the others will be insulted. If I abstain now after showing that I've followed the contest, they'll all be insulted. Damn, I'm gonna die.
this is why polls are completely anonymous. unless you actually say who you voted for. :P
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bohemianfey wrote:

Dear fucking gods. My apologies folks. I'll remind myself not to post pictures when I'm that drunk again. There's the official second picture. Cheezus Christ on a cracker.


On a side note: Yay for corsets and my cat Monsieur Willis Beau Jangles the Pseudo Pimp King who's ass and back made a cameo appearance in that shot.
Uhm... What kind of picture did you post that was bad? I missed it. Was it bad bad or "good" bad?
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I vote that everyone's a winner! Especially the guys.

Are we gonna see a new crop of "Thread Locked" images now?
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:I vote that everyone's a winner! Especially the guys.

Are we gonna see a new crop of "Thread Locked" images now?
Unless we get permission from the lovely ladies...likely not. :)
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Wow. As I haven't been around 'cause of school starting up, and I just saw of these pictures, I'm pretty sure that I'll lose anyway (being that you'll get no titty shots from me). BUt I will be adding mine within a few days.

Bleh, it's hopeless! :D

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CrimsonRaine wrote:Wow. As I haven't been around 'cause of school starting up, and I just saw of these pictures, I'm pretty sure that I'll lose anyway (being that you'll get no titty shots from me). BUt I will be adding mine within a few days.

Bleh, it's hopeless! :D

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Fuck that, you won't lose just because you won't show us your tits. Just because alot of us get crazy because we see part of a boob doesn't mean shit. Just post your face and i am sure that we will all be happy
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CrimsonRaine wrote: you'll get no titty shots from me.
i'll bet dollars to donuts that if we did, the entire thread would 'mysteriously' dissappear. gee, who would do such a thing?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote: you'll get no titty shots from me.
i'll bet dollars to donuts that if we did, the entire thread would 'mysteriously' dissappear. gee, who would do such a thing?
He wouldn't be able to :wink:

Still if you do post pics...would be cool CR.
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Alright, the moment you've all been waiting for. Raine's entry, with lack of boobies! Sorry guys. :D They were mimimally editted by a friend, but they are from the same pictures I've posted before. Enjoy.

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You look very nice, but I think those pics were cropped a little too close.
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Whooa, it's pure, uncompressed pretty.
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Also, you might want to smile.

You have such a gloomy expression in those pictures that I wonder if John Kerry must have shot your dog. Maybe you should challenge him to a dyew-el.
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Well, true believers, it looks like we are rounding the home stretch and got most of the ladies on the board. I'm going to start making the voting poll soon, probably just inside of three weeks, so if there are anymore people who want to participate in the competition or you want to trade out some of your entries for ones you like better, be sure to post soon!
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Well that brightened up my week then :shock: Wow!
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Howedar wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Alright, the moment you've all been waiting for. Raine's entry, with lack of boobies! Sorry guys. :D They were mimimally editted by a friend, but they are from the same pictures I've posted before. Enjoy.

http://www.sylvandragon.net/images/katie.jpg
http://www.sylvandragon.net/images/katie2.jpg

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I'm just gonna say the same thing I said earlier about someone else:

You are totally gorgeous, but would it kill you to smile?

Give us a cheerier pic with a happy expression, and I might be tempted to vote for you. Until then, Bohemianfey gets my vote.
Third. Red, can you tickle her or something for us? ;)
Wow, I didn't realize that me smiling is so important.

As I would love to post another picture, I had to use old ones since I don't have access to a digital camera presently. Number two, I don't smile in pictures (especially ones I take myself) simply because it looks fake. Third, well, I don't like my smile. At least when it's unnatural.

Besides, our other glamour queens didn't smile much either. Maybe it's just my face. ;)

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Ok, replacing my 2nd picture with this one.

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