BWHAHAHA....Do not pass go, do not go to Heaven!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-01 12:51pm

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=32749

Chechen Terrorists to be Buried in Pigskin

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security
forces have decided to bury the terrorists from last's week's hostage
siege wrapped in pig's skin. The aim is to deter potential Islamic
terrorists from future attacks.

Shahidi (Jihad martyrs) believe by their nefarious acts that they
ascend immediately to heaven. Using their beliefs against them,
wrapping their corpses in 'unclean' pigskin prevents them from
entering heaven for eternity.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 12:52pm

MKSheppard wrote:http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=32749

Chechen Terrorists to be Buried in Pigskin

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security
forces have decided to bury the terrorists from last's week's hostage
siege wrapped in pig's skin. The aim is to deter potential Islamic
terrorists from future attacks.

Shahidi (Jihad martyrs) believe by their nefarious acts that they
ascend immediately to heaven. Using their beliefs against them,
wrapping their corpses in 'unclean' pigskin prevents them from
entering heaven for eternity.

*wince* How cruel...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-01 12:54pm

How very very appropriate.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-01 01:01pm

Cruel? These fuckers held 700 people Hostage and you say how Cruel?

Fuck that, I'd BURN em all wraped up snug as a pig in a blanket

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 01:02pm

Mr Bean wrote:Cruel? These fuckers held 700 people Hostage and you say how Cruel?

Fuck that, I'd BURN em all wraped up snug as a pig in a blanket

Eh...so I have different moral standards than everyone else. I feel that if they're doing it to spite them, then they shouldn't be getting involved in a religioon they don't know enough about.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-01 01:02pm

Mr Bean wrote:Cruel? These fuckers held 700 people Hostage and you say how Cruel?

Fuck that, I'd BURN em all wraped up snug as a pig in a blanket

They're already dead, Bean.....headshots to the back of the head
while they were snoozing away from the knockout gas...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-01 01:05pm

Good for the Russians. Showing some real backbone there.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-01 01:05pm

HAHAHA!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-01 01:09pm

They're already dead, Bean.....headshots to the back of the head
while they were snoozing away from the knockout gas...

No No.. Islamic Relgion specfies that body must be prosevered for Burial

Thefore Rapind them in Pigskin THEN burning them is extremtly bad

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 01:11pm

Mr Bean wrote:
They're already dead, Bean.....headshots to the back of the head
while they were snoozing away from the knockout gas...
No No.. Islamic Relgion specfies that body must be prosevered for Burial

Thefore Rapind them in Pigskin THEN burning them is extremtly bad

Yes, Shep, follow what's going on!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-11-01 01:18pm

The Russians have the right idea there. That will make the muslim terrorists think twice before attacking the Russian civilians again.

I do not feel in anway upset at the Russian's insensitivity to the Muslims. As far as I'm concerned, they deserve to be scared.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 01:20pm

Commander LeoRo wrote:The Russians have the right idea there. That will make the muslim terrorists think twice before attacking the Russian civilians again.

I do not feel in anway upset at the Russian's insensitivity to the Muslims. As far as I'm concerned, they deserve to be scared.

And how would you feel if someone attacked your religion in such a way (assuming you have a religion, that is).

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-01 01:22pm

verilon wrote: And how would you feel if someone attacked your religion in such a way (assuming you have a religion, that is).

You don't have a religiion, Verlion, so be quiet....these were just terrorists,
not every day muslims.....so I wouldn't be sad if they desecrated the bodies
of some drug lords down in Colombia, where they are overwhelmingly Roman
Catholic....

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-01 01:24pm

MKSheppard wrote:
verilon wrote: And how would you feel if someone attacked your religion in such a way (assuming you have a religion, that is).
You don't have a religiion, Verlion, so be quiet....these were just terrorists,
not every day muslims.....so I wouldn't be sad if they desecrated the bodies
of some drug lords down in Colombia, where they are overwhelmingly Roman
Catholic....

I'm with Shep here, Verilon. Although you can say whatever you want, were I Muslim and heard about this, I'd STILL back the Russians.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 01:25pm

MKSheppard wrote:
verilon wrote: And how would you feel if someone attacked your religion in such a way (assuming you have a religion, that is).
You don't have a religiion, Verlion, so be quiet....these were just terrorists,
not every day muslims.....so I wouldn't be sad if they desecrated the bodies
of some drug lords down in Colombia, where they are overwhelmingly Roman
Catholic....

Err...I consider myself pagan, so I'd watch what you say before you make assumptions.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 01:25pm

And I, for one, just don't have the thinking along the same lines as you guys do, that's all.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-11-01 01:38pm

Serves the bastard right. If there is any other derogatory thing the Russians can do to the shit heads, they should.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-11-01 01:43pm

Gotta hand it to the Russians, they certainly know what payback is about.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-11-01 01:55pm

Genius idea.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2002-11-01 02:02pm

Crazy_Vasey wrote:Genius idea.

Lets see if it actually decreases terrorism before passing judgment shall we.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 02:03pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Crazy_Vasey wrote:Genius idea.
Lets see if it actually decreases terrorism before passing judgment shall we.

I concur. Although I am not too happy with the current situation, I will have to pass judgement on this later...

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-11-01 04:06pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Crazy_Vasey wrote:Genius idea.
Lets see if it actually decreases terrorism before passing judgment shall we.

Eh, might need a dose or two before you see results.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-01 04:58pm

Good idea etc, but I don't really agree with it. Fact is though it will most likely inflame the muslims more.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 05:01pm

weemadando wrote:Good idea etc, but I don't really agree with it. Fact is though it will most likely inflame the muslims more.

This is what I've been trying to get at...sorta...I don't agree with stepping on others' religions as if it were our place to do so (who's to jusge arguments, yaddayaddayadda...)

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-11-01 05:08pm

weemadando wrote:Good idea etc, but I don't really agree with it. Fact is though it will most likely inflame the muslims more.

It might, but then again it these dipweed terrorists do this kind of thing because in part of their religeon and the Russians keep doing things to desicrate the bodies and prevent them (in the Muslim world) from going to heaven the dipweed terrorists might have a second thought about attacking someone who, if the terrorist fails would prevent said terrorist from getting into heaven and getting his 70 virgins.

If their religeon is a cause of their behavior, then I don't see whats wrong in using their religeon against them. And besides, Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!

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