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I'm sweet 'n sexy. :twisted: I think it fits.

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Dear god, it says I'm Smart n' Sexy. What computer glitch brought THAT on?

Apparently I'm all about cunning and wit, according to this website. Great for my ego, and fairly accurate, since physically I'm about as sexy as a James Bond flick hench-villain.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I'm sweet 'n sexy. :twisted: I think it fits.

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Sweet 'n Sexy as well, we just go together, dont we Kel?
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Sweet 'n Sexy.
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hmm... shy and sexy
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Smart n' Sexy.

One question annoyed me. The one for clothes shopping. They name off all these yuppy/preppy stores.

Me: Uhm, how bout Target?
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Sweet and Sexy....For ONCE I agree with these damned online quizzes.
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Sweet 'n' Sexy

You're not overt about your sexuality, but you're not purposely hiding it either — two traits that naturally draw people to you. You possess an understated zest for life, and a way of approaching the day with a can-do attitude that draws people to you. As a teenager, were you maybe a little on the quiet side? Even if you weren't, it's clear that underneath your occasionally understated statements, you have an undeniable sweetness that attracts people who see that special something burning from within.

Is it the way you carry yourself? That quiet sparkle in your eye? Those who know you intimately can't wait to uncover your sweetness. What's hiding behind that innocent smile? A little devil perhaps? A tattoo in a seductive spot saved only for your lover? Possibly, but you're so good, you'll never tell. Or will you?

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verilon wrote:Sweet 'n' Sexy

You're not overt about your sexuality, but you're not purposely hiding it either — two traits that naturally draw people to you. You possess an understated zest for life, and a way of approaching the day with a can-do attitude that draws people to you. As a teenager, were you maybe a little on the quiet side? Even if you weren't, it's clear that underneath your occasionally understated statements, you have an undeniable sweetness that attracts people who see that special something burning from within.

Is it the way you carry yourself? That quiet sparkle in your eye? Those who know you intimately can't wait to uncover your sweetness. What's hiding behind that innocent smile? A little devil perhaps? A tattoo in a seductive spot saved only for your lover? Possibly, but you're so good, you'll never tell. Or will you?

Want to know what's really sweet on you? Try Jovan White Musk for Her or Jovan White Musk for Him — scents for the people you bring in close.
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Hmmm that form SMACKS of "Gratuitous Email Harvest SPAM." Lata and Watch Out for SPAM Scams!
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Stravo wrote:
verilon wrote:Sweet 'n' Sexy

You're not overt about your sexuality, but you're not purposely hiding it either — two traits that naturally draw people to you. You possess an understated zest for life, and a way of approaching the day with a can-do attitude that draws people to you. As a teenager, were you maybe a little on the quiet side? Even if you weren't, it's clear that underneath your occasionally understated statements, you have an undeniable sweetness that attracts people who see that special something burning from within.

Is it the way you carry yourself? That quiet sparkle in your eye? Those who know you intimately can't wait to uncover your sweetness. What's hiding behind that innocent smile? A little devil perhaps? A tattoo in a seductive spot saved only for your lover? Possibly, but you're so good, you'll never tell. Or will you?

Want to know what's really sweet on you? Try Jovan White Musk for Her or Jovan White Musk for Him — scents for the people you bring in close.
Damn you Verilon for summing my sexiness up in a FRAGRANCE ad. :wink:
lol I also happen to be "simply sexy" on the next quiz...I believe I got a 56 on it (out of 100)
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Smart 'n' Sexy... hellaya!... I mean, most appropriate...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hmmm that form SMACKS of "Gratuitous Email Harvest SPAM." Lata and Watch Out for SPAM Scams!
Sn0wm4n, I like taking the tests at emode. It's a cool place.
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I simply cannot complete this survey ... the questions are totally fucked and inapplicable. How th fuck should I know where the hell I wanna go in frigging New York? I'm in Australia, you Americocentric fuckers :)

Oh well, didn't need a survey to tell me I wasn't sexy; I knew that since the day I was self-aware.
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Vympel wrote:I simply cannot complete this survey ... the questions are totally fucked and inapplicable. How th fuck should I know where the hell I wanna go in frigging New York? I'm in Australia, you Americocentric fuckers :)

Oh well, didn't need a survey to tell me I wasn't sexy; I knew that since the day I was self-aware.
And some of us WERE supposed to know where to go in NY??? Some of them are actually applicable to your own place of residence...I had to actually choose between a couple of answers on about 5 questions...

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Sweet & Sexy it is, though I can't agree with the sexy part, most girls say I'm "kinda cute" as opposed to sexy. I do seem to get cuddled a lot though...
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aerius wrote:Sweet & Sexy it is, though I can't agree with the sexy part, most girls say I'm "kinda cute" as opposed to sexy. I do seem to get cuddled a lot though...
Awww.....I wish people would just call me "cute" instead of "I wish you were straight."
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"Shy 'n' Sexy."
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"Shy 'n' Sexy."
Finally.,..someone with a different answer!
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Smart n' Sexy!
Your intellect puts you in a class above the rest, and it creates a sexual aura that's untouchable by people who possess nothing more than a pretty face. You have people and intellectual smarts and are able to juggle them accordingly. Your sense of the world at large and your world around you draws people to your mind, and what a beautiful mind it is.

Whether you look the part in horn-rimmed glasses and a finely pressed suit or dress simply in a T-shirt and jeans, your style really takes off when you flaunt your intellectual prowess. You're probably happier volunteering for a good cause, like tutoring kids, than spending all night partying with friends — well, at least some of the time. You've read the classics, or at least know what they are, and get the greatest rush when you can fully connect with people — both mind and body. While you may have the looks as well, it's your brains that turn up the heat wherever you go.

*sigh* it's nice to finally hear someone realize how great I am. :wink: :D
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verilon wrote: Awww.....I wish people would just call me "cute" instead of "I wish you were straight."

I had people wondering if I was gay when I was still single, which I was up to about a couple years ago. That was pretty weird, but I could sort of understand it. I look pretty harmless (I don't look like I'm out for sex) so girls have no problems being friends with me and sharing their life stories, so I had some girls talking to me and hugging every day. When it was discovered that I wasn't going out or sleeping with any of them and that I was also single, the rumor started that I was gay. Sheesh, I can be friends with girls can't I? I still hug all the girls I'm friends with, my GF knows and understands, but some folks don't.
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verilon wrote:Awww.....I wish people would just call me "cute" instead of "I wish you were straight."
I'm working on that, verilon. ;)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"Shy 'n' Sexy."
I am not surprised at all by that one. ;)

You're so cute, Spanky.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
verilon wrote:Awww.....I wish people would just call me "cute" instead of "I wish you were straight."
I'm working on that, verilon. ;)
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