Which is worse?

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-20 06:49pm

They are all such horrible ideas I don't want to think about it.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-20 06:49pm

AND YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-20 06:55pm

Damn you for filling my mind with such filth!!!

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-07-20 06:56pm

*head explodes*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-07-20 06:57pm

I can think of something worse.

HUTT PORN!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-20 07:06pm

Hutt Porn?

Ouch pull that one out of the vial and sickness eras eh Nitrum?

More movies are good, even if KJA plot is not the best it has lots of action so that would not be to bad

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-07-20 07:16pm

But it's dull, disjointed action! And it made me physically sick! Which is why I must vote for option #1.

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2002-07-20 07:41pm

Silly Mr. B.

Janeway& Hutt porn in Ep. III

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-07-21 12:07am

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-07-21 12:35am

If episodes 7, 8 & 9 were to be made based on KJA series, I will never watch of affiliate myself with Star Wars ever again! When TPM was getting such bad press from Adults, Lucas said that if they wanted to see a more adult movie that they should go and watch the Matrix again. I will if he continues to make dribble.

Don't get me wrong, I watched TPM a lot, but it was a kids movie non the less, and KJA series are even worse than that!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-07-21 01:19am

Well, since we know GL isn't even making episodes 7-9, I'd say Ep. III, because it's the last Star Wars movie ever...which brings to mind the horror of the future....no more Star Wars....ever...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-21 01:32am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote: Well, since we know GL isn't even making episodes 7-9, I'd say Ep. III, because it's the last Star Wars movie ever...which brings to mind the horror of the future....no more Star Wars....ever...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that...that...that...means we have to get REAL LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(jumps off tall building)

MagicHateBall · Post by **MagicHateBall** » 2002-07-21 01:42am

Keep in mind that at one point, Lucas said he wasn't going to do 1-3 either.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-07-21 05:59pm

The lest worst would be another Holiday Special, because you don't have to watch it, and it doesn't affect the other movies.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-21 07:53pm

What kind of sick perverted mind came up with these? It's foul!

Perhaps a better question would be, "Which of these do you find the least unbearable?"

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-21 08:12pm

I suppose I'll vote for Rick Berman and co. I can just imagine the lack of continuity Episode III will have with the rest of the series. The daring captain of the Star Destroyer Enterprise will uncover a deep-seated government plot to bring down democracy in the Republic. He will then stage an insurrection to preserve the "old morality of the Republic," Will nearly get killed, but will survive and succeed, destroying the reign of Palpatine before it ever began. Anakin will apologise to everyone and will creep away in shame to a self-imposed exile on some kind of swampy planet. Everyone will cheer, and there will be lots of Jazz music as played by Cmmdr Will Riker, the Empathic cousellor on board will cry with relief as "All the pain is gone," and the captain will be rewarded for his bravery and will be shot soon afterwards, as he threatens to bore whole planets to death with his pointless soliloquising. (hey, GL will cowrite this. He has to have some input.)

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-07-22 12:24am

Jarjar...no...No...NO!!! NO MORE JARJAR!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!! *grabs pulse rifle.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 12:46am

You people must have never have seen the Christmas special. *shudder*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-07-22 12:50am

Well, yeah it's bad, but it has a saving grace: Boba Fett's first appearance.

Jarjar is just...Jarjar.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-22 06:22am

*Vomits into bucket*

You vile Vile SICK TWISTED LOONS, Which one of you is responsible for thinking up those crimes against humanity?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-07-22 11:03pm

Well, GL could have kept N*STINK in EpII, and just having them associated with the SW franchise makes me sick. I wonder how many threats GL had to recieve to change his mind about that.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-24 04:29am

3 is the absolute worst.
There are few things that I hate more than a completely fucked up continuity which can't be or patched up with half-way logical explanations anymore.

Tychu · Post by **Tychu** » 2002-08-01 12:51am

KJA books would make good movies. I figure when Episode 3 has come and gone we SW fans would want more movies or we'll go mad, and KJA books arent bad. and you can make fun of me all you want but Jar-Jar isnt the worst character and in Episode 2 hes almost normall. The Holiday Special of 78' was bad yes but it was SW. The scariest thing in that was when Chewbaccas son was watching that circus thing those people give me the creeps and the cooking part could have been cut. George Lucas simply has to make his own story boards for the SW movies and also Indy or they wont be the same

Vapthorne · Post by **Vapthorne** » 2002-08-01 01:50am

They're all equally bad, the only way I could vote is to figure which would do the most damage. Option 1 would screw three movies over. Option 2, I don't see that bad, Jar Jar stupidity would only be minor since he had no place in the trilogy plot, or if worse comes to worse we can go into denial and watch the classic triliogy. Option 3, *shudders* don't wanna think about it, however statistically only one film would get screwed over. Option 4 is not that severe because we can threat like EU.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-08-03 10:12pm

David wrote:You people must have never have seen the Christmas special. *shudder*

Didn't lucas destroy all the copies.

But a new series of ewok specials, in my mind, would be worse.