The Wookie has no pants

Equinox2003 · Post by **Equinox2003** » 2004-09-13 04:58pm

Did anybody ekse find this funny last night during A&E's Empire of Dreams? Mark Hamill was talking about how, on top of things that were
going wrong during the making of Star Wars some other things were
dropped on them, such as a memo asking Why does the Wookie have no
pants? should he at least wear something?

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2004-09-13 05:04pm

wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2004-09-13 05:04pm

Didn´t they try to design some stuff as well? Shorts or something? LOL

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2004-09-13 05:06pm

VT-16 wrote:Didn´t they try to design some stuff as well? Shorts or something? LOL

"shorts"?

sorry, couldn't prevent

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2004-09-13 05:09pm

*Feels lost*

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-13 05:23pm

Wookiee. Its Wookiee, you numbskulls!

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2004-09-13 05:33pm

wookies or wookiees?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-09-13 05:42pm

Wookiees.

Jesus, this is starting to read like something from another dimension...

Burak Gazan · Post by **Burak Gazan** » 2004-09-13 06:26pm

Mind you, the little shot of Chewie wearing an overcoat out on the glacier in Norway was worth a chuckle or two

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-09-13 06:51pm

I just got back to where I have cable, is this going to be rerun?

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2004-09-13 07:15pm

I don't know about rerun, but I know it's going to be on the DVD.

Techno_Union · Post by **Techno_Union** » 2004-09-13 07:44pm

Ya I saw, even taped it. Though there is no reason to... I'm gettin the DVDs when they came out. It was funny to hear how the actors pretty much all said to the lines, "Who talks like this?"

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-09-13 09:40pm

I couldn't believe how bad David Prowes sounded saying the Vader lines.

Techno_Union · Post by **Techno_Union** » 2004-09-13 09:44pm

Mark S wrote:I couldn't believe how bad David Prowes sounded saying the Vader lines.

I don't want to believe it, I just want to forget it... quickly...

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-09-13 09:51pm

Is the plural of "wookiee" "wooki"

?

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2004-09-14 12:26am

Mark S wrote:I couldn't believe how bad David Prowes sounded saying the Vader lines.

I laughed my ass off when I saw that.

It makes the scene feel like a cheesy cosplay re-enactment.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-09-14 04:18am

Lex wrote:wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing

But what happens to those Wookies who actually have exceptionally long penis so those hair would be insufficient to cover it? Wouldn't their dick be swinging around like pendulum everytime they walk or move?

Darwin · Post by **Darwin** » 2004-09-14 04:19am

well who's to say wookiees really even have.. parts.. like that? They could reproduce by coughing up growing hairballs for all we know.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-09-14 04:21am

Darwin wrote:well who's to say wookiees really even have.. parts.. like that? They could reproduce by coughing up growing hairballs for all we know.

Not sure. Never watch Wookie porn

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-09-14 04:25am

Wookiee questions answered:

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Is the plural of "wookiee" "wooki" ?

Nope, its "wookiees".

Darwin wrote:well who's to say wookiees really even have.. parts.. like that? They could reproduce by coughing up growing hairballs for all we know.

We got 'em. Big ones.

That's why you never see a female wookiee in the movies, they're all at home recovering.

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2004-09-14 07:11am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Lex wrote:wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing
But what happens to those Wookies who actually have exceptionally long penis so those hair would be insufficient to cover it? Wouldn't their dick be swinging around like pendulum everytime they walk or move?

Ding Dong Ding Dong

They might have it stuck it in their asses covered by all the fur. It might be that reason why Chewie is running so funny.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2004-09-14 07:17am

Dark Primus wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Lex wrote:wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing
But what happens to those Wookies who actually have exceptionally long penis so those hair would be insufficient to cover it? Wouldn't their dick be swinging around like pendulum everytime they walk or move?
Ding Dong Ding Dong

They might have it stuck it in their asses covered by all the fur. It might be that reason why Chewie is running so funny.

Maybe... BUT I still believe that Chewy is in real a female wookie trying to actlike a male one

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2004-09-14 12:26pm

Lex wrote:
VT-16 wrote:Didn´t they try to design some stuff as well? Shorts or something? LOL
"shorts"?

sorry, couldn't prevent

Yes, that's true. The first drawings showed Chewie with oddly-colored camoflage shorts. Horrible.

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2004-09-14 09:25pm

I liked Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca actually speaking lines before being overdubbed with the sounds of bears and walruses. He says something like: "That old man is crazy!" before Han Solo says "Yeah, you said it Chewie. Where did you dig up that old fossil?"

Burak Gazan · Post by **Burak Gazan** » 2004-09-14 09:33pm

Elfdart wrote:I liked Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca actually speaking lines before being overdubbed with the sounds of bears and walruses. He says something like: "That old man is crazy!" before Han Solo says "Yeah, you said it Chewie. Where did you dig up that old fossil?"

So now we know what Chewie was saying there for certain