The Show Trial of Admiral Handsome

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-09-14 05:30pm

It has come to me recently as LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER of the HAB Schutzstaffell, that there is an idiot whose banning would improve this
group.

BRING IN ADMIRAL HANDSOME!

*admiral Handsome is frog marched in by Pablo's NKVD*

"Prosecutor for the State Alyeska, please state the charges against
this mec......err....board scum!"

"General stupidity and sniping from his signature...I show forth the evidence here:

That Entire Thread

Fanwhore's Signature wrote:Some of my favourite insults and quotes from some of my favourite people:

"grow a brain" -Alyeska. This was her response to something SHE didn't understand.

I'm a one women one family sort of guy....

"So am I. I've been married for 12 years..." -Darth Wong

"if I see a pretty girl walking down the street I'll take a look"- Darth Wong. oh boy.

"How can you assume that someone actually lusts for women just because he enjoys watching videos of them having sex" -Darth Wong. WTF???

"I rest my case"

*gavel bangs*

"The evidence here is clearly in favor of the defendant's guilt. Therefore...

I SENTENCE HIM TO A SWIFT AND HORRIBLE DEA...

*Prosecutor Alyeska whispers into Shep's ear*

"Oh right, this isn't the HAB, we have to have a modicum of democracy....Damned lawyers...."

*A HAB Minion walks in and hands a piece of paper to Alyeska*

"Gentlemen, I have yet more information on our 'friend'"

More Info

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-09-14 05:37pm

meh, 27 posts does not a troll make. give it a while, if he really is the ass that you and others think he is then he will earn his VI.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-09-14 05:39pm

He's deliberately antagonizing people in his sig and hasn't contributed a god damn thing, except the hilarity that ensues when someone can't differentiate between criminal and civil law.

Ban his ass.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-09-14 05:39pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:meh, 27 posts does not a troll make. give it a while, if he really is the ass that you and others think he is then he will earn his VI.

YOU DO NOT TALK BACK TO THE JUDGE! GAG HIM!

*Alyeska whispers yet again into Shep's ear*

"What? We can't do that either? Goddamned liberals..."

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-09-14 05:43pm

Durandal wrote:Ban his ass.

"Please note that 4 votes were entered on behalf of the Durandal Computer system."

*More whispering into the Judge's ear*

"What, you mean that here, people only vote once? An affront to HAB
standards, this is!"

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2004-09-14 05:45pm

Having read the evidence, a V.I. might be more appropriate (hence my abstention).

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-09-14 05:45pm

Durandal wrote:He's deliberately antagonizing people in his sig and hasn't contributed a god damn thing, except the hilarity that ensues when someone can't differentiate between criminal and civil law.

Only problem is, he doesn't still around to desperately defend his flawed argument; instead he conviently flees the scene of the crime when it's clear he's hopelessly out of his league. Therefore...

Ban his ass.

I concur.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-09-14 05:47pm

eh. a VI seems more appropriate for now. though i'm not entirely certain whether it'd be suitable to ban him just yet. so, abstain.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-14 05:48pm

I say to VI him. I abstain from the vote.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-09-14 05:49pm

May I suggest the method of Execution? It seems we in Dixie are very soon to have a MASSIVE surplus of Hurricane, so how about we Crucify him on the Mississippi-Alabama Border right on the beach?

AKA I vote BAN!

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2004-09-14 06:04pm

Between the aforementioned incidents and the corroborating evidence of unmitigated stupidity here, I have no objections to a sentence of banning.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-09-14 06:06pm

DEATH BY BUNGA-BUNGA!!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-14 06:07pm

Psycho Smiley wrote:Between the aforementioned incidents and the corroborating evidence of unmitigated stupidity here, I have no objections to a sentence of banning.

Pssssst. That link's in the OP.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-09-14 06:12pm

Do whatever you see fit to him, on one condition: Make it bloody, make it gory, make it last for hours, and Make It So. I'm hella pissed off and I'm feeling fucking sadistic!

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2004-09-14 06:20pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
Psycho Smiley wrote:*snip oops*
Pssssst. That link's in the OP.

Damn.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-09-14 06:25pm

For someone with such a low post count, I'd be tempted to vote no, but I don't think there's much of a chance at redemption here. Ban now to save the trouble later.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-09-14 06:36pm

I say give him more time to adapt to the board and maybe learn how to phrase things in a less insulting manner.
I guess he just hasn't actually bugged me, although I think his sig is a cowardly way to respond to another person's statements when he could have posted his remarks in a thread where they can be debated and elucidated on. I mean, I have no idea how much of it is lighthearted sarcasm that failed and how much is outright malevolence.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-09-14 06:38pm

What do I care? Ban his sorry ass.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-09-14 06:46pm

Has he been warned about his behavior and signature?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-09-14 06:50pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Has he been warned about his behavior and signature?

I believe so. It's had about as much effect as waving a gun at a hurricane...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-14 06:51pm

Though I'd wait for a mod to confirm or deny that he's been warned before voting.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-09-14 06:51pm

Its the cowardly ad hominems that bother me.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-14 06:52pm

Think he even knows that this is here?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-09-14 06:53pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Though I'd wait for a mod to confirm or deny that he's been warned before voting.

alyeska warned him in the PST thread to stop trolling, though i'm not sure if he actually has the mental capacity to realize what was meant. *shrug*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-09-14 06:53pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Think he even knows that this is here?

I'd say no.

I'll PN him and fix that

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