Give it a strange twist (humor)

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2004-09-13 05:08pm

The point of this thread is to put your personal twist to a scene or section out of Star Wars. For example:
Ex. 1
Leia: I would just as soon kiss a wookiee!
Han: That can be arranged! CHEWWWIIEEE!
Leia: I was kidding you idiot!
Han: pucker up your holiness!

Ex. 2
Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.
Stupid Imp: SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID FORCE THIS FORCE THAT! I HATE IT WHEN YOU BRING UP THAT STUPID NON-EXISTANT POWER YOU...
*Darth Vader cuts down the Imp*

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2004-09-13 05:14pm

Trekdestroyer wrote: Ex. 2
Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.
Stupid Imp: SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID FORCE THIS FORCE THAT! I HATE IT WHEN YOU BRING UP THAT STUPID NON-EXISTANT POWER YOU...
*Darth Vader cuts down the Imp*

where's the twist? tahts quite what happened to Motti... isn't it?

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-09-13 05:49pm

DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-09-13 10:28pm

Greedo: *shoots first* *misses* *from 3 feet away!* Fuck.
Han: You... you just missed me from 3 feet way.
Greedo: Hold still, dammit! *shoots again* *misses again*
Han Solo: You know what? This is too fucking retarded. I owe Jabba tens of thousands of credits. I thumbed my nose at him. I have the gall to come back to his planet of operations and hang out. And you're the guy he sends after me? Maybe if I screwed his sister he would treat me with a little more respect.
Greedo: I'm trying my best.

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2004-09-14 03:35pm

Stormie: I need to see your identification
Obi Wan: you don't need to see it
Stormie: I don't need to see it
Obi Wan: You want to go out with the blonde over there
Stormie: OMG I do want to go out with that blondie!!
<stormie runs off and Luke passes through checkpoint>

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-09-14 04:24pm

General:"The Death Star is the most powerful, deevestating, incredible Weapon ever built. Fortunately, they put this button, right here, that'll blow the whole thing up!"

Redneck Pilot:"How will we find this button sir?"

General: "Its easy, they built this corridor that leads right to it, you just pop in, fly straight for a while, and Pow!"

Princess" Why would they do something like that?"

General "Beats me, if I'd built it, I definitely would have left that part out."

-ThumbWars, Steve Oedekerk Rules!

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2004-09-14 07:48pm

The Emperor: Now wittness the full pwer of this fully operational battle station!
Luke: YOU MONSTER!
The Emperor: Fire at will
<loud click and buzz of intercom fills room>
Emperor: Why has the laser failed to fire??
Tech guy: I stopped peddling on the stationary bike because I got tired sir!
Emperor: The incompatence realy getting old around here!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-14 07:52pm

Crazedwraith wrote:DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.

No, it was "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-09-14 07:55pm

(Switch Han for Luke when Luke gets Leia out of the cell)

Leia: Arn't you short for a stormtrooper?
Han: You think I'm short eh? (sound of a zipper), let's fix that, your hottiness

(okay, that's more porn then funny)

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-09-14 08:09pm

Leia: So we're brother and sister.
Luke: Yeah, I guess kissing you seems icky now.
Leia: Yeah, and letting you fuck me up the ass too.
Luke: erm...Let us never speak of this again.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-09-15 03:45am

LV: "You have failed me for the last time admiral"
*forcegrip at Ozzels balls*

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2004-09-15 04:18am

*Palpatine hits his intercom button*

Emperor: Fire at will, Commander!

*zapping noise and a loud scream is heard over the intercom that is then cut mercifully short*

Emperor: What was that?! I demand to know what's going on!

*intercom buzzes*

Commander: Uh, that was Ensign Will Johnson, your majesty.

*Emperor sighs audibly*

===================

One day Emperor Palpatine had a special mission in mind for Mara Jade and his other disciples.

Palpatine (over the loudspeaker): Bring my Hands, I have a Job for them!

*red-faced, over the snickers of his staff*

Palpatine: You know what I mean!

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-09-15 05:20am

Crazedwraith wrote:DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.

ROFL

. Good one.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-09-15 06:38am

The Ep1 scene with Watto and that chance cube:

*Qui-Gon affects the outcome.*
Watto: "You can do shit like that, and instead you just fly around bringing order when you're not even allowed to enjoy it? You blithering Jedi git."

EDIT: The force will be with you, always. You may need a laxative to flush it out.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-09-15 06:54am

instead of "the force is strong with this one"

-> "keep still you yammy bastard"

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-09-15 11:07am

Rogue 9 wrote:
Crazedwraith wrote:DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.
No, it was "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

So I improvised, same joke different words I've only seen SB once.

Adrian Tullberg · Post by **Adrian Tullberg** » 2004-09-16 09:12am

'That' scene in AOTC, where Anakin tries to put the moves on Amidala.

ANAKIN: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask...

AMIDALA: Jesus Christ, have you been taking those pills my sister left in the kitchen?

ANAKIN: They weren't candy?

AMIDALA: I'm taking you to the ER.

ANAKIN: Look at my hands ... wow ....

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2004-09-16 11:21am

Adrian Tullberg wrote:'That' scene in AOTC, where Anakin tries to put the moves on Amidala.

ROFL

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