Caption This (The Kerry edition)

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-09-15 10:39pm

ADRIEN!!!

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-09-15 10:39pm

"If I don't find a toilet soon this turd's going to be coming out of my mouth!"

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-09-15 10:41pm

"And he's making a break for the Middle!"

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-09-15 10:47pm

"So back in '68, or was it '69, maybe it was '70, it's so hard to remember since they were such traumatic times in my misguided youth, anyways, I was in Vietnam, well I was on a boat actually that was in the Vietnam area, when one day I was startled by the sound of gunfire and I pissed my pants, so what I'm trying to say is I was running down the deck like this and I slipped on the deck because it was wet since I wet myself, and then I fell and broke a fingernail, and for that grievous wound I got the first of my Purple Hearts"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-09-15 11:15pm

"Where the fuck are the toilets?"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-09-15 11:19pm

Fuck the electorial college Donald Trump has offered to settle this election in Atlantic City, live via pay per view....

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-09-15 11:30pm

"Why is that dude's finger in my ass? Why are his hands so cold?"

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-09-15 11:33pm

"Middle-Earth needs me!"

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-09-16 12:30pm

Much to Mr. Kerry's chagrin, his mentally challenged twin, Jimmy, bolted through the crowd and took the stage.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-09-16 01:31pm

"And in this corner, weighing in at 145 pounds, representing the democratic national comittee, contender for title of president of the united states, jooohhhhnn, Kerrry!!!"

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2004-09-16 01:56pm

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... choof choof choof..."

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2004-09-16 02:09pm

Dr Frankenstein: Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Creature

And now, a song.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-09-16 08:12pm

"Let's TAKE 'EM DOWN!"

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-09-16 08:45pm

you put your right leg in! you put your right leg out!
you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around,
thats what it's all about!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-09-16 11:25pm

"Whew! Thats the last time I eat chilli from THAT place..."

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-09-17 12:04am

Caption this one too:

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-09-17 12:06am

Kerry campaigns for the "6 and under" vote.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-09-17 12:23am

Attempts to re-inact dreaded hand to hand combat with killer rabbits in Veitnam....

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-09-17 12:46am

No, it's true. The army enlisted teddy bears to act as human minefield-sweepers and booby-trapped cows. I feel for you furry one!

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » 2004-09-17 12:59am

Oh BoBo I'll never let you go again.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-09-17 01:05am

Phil Skayhan wrote:Dr Frankenstein: Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Creature

And now, a song.

roflmao

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-09-17 04:01am

Somebody get it off me! It's got my throat!