Today's act of evil

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-01 10:18pm

SirNitram wrote: Your evil is inferior! I will show you true power in evil.

HANDOKEN!

*SirNitram blows the entire city of Nitro off the map*

Now, get it right, or I shall banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

The ability to destroy a city is insignificant compared to the power of cookies.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-01 10:42pm

I was the one who created ST: Voyager. Mu hahahahahaha.

Naw, that would be too evil, even for me.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-01 10:42pm

I`m sorry kids, but truly evil cookies can be found in most grocery stores. They are no sugar added and come in a blue and white package. What is so fiendish about these hell-spawned treats is the fact that they are delicious, I mean they`re really, really good. you would never know they have no sugar. Being so tasty, it`s dificult to eat just one, or even six, for that matter. Being gluttonous, your average person might eat half a package, and hours later......... EXPLOSIVE DIARHEA! .....vile, painfull, shockingly gasseous and loud, all from yummy yummy cookies. Inflict these on your unknowing, preferably stoned and suffering from the munchies, friends. The chocolate chocolate chip are irresistable.........

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 10:44pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I`m sorry kids, but truly evil cookies can be found in most grocery stores. They are no sugar added and come in a blue and white package. What is so fiendish about these hell-spawned treats is the fact that they are delicious, I mean they`re really, really good. you would never know they have no sugar. Being so tasty, it`s dificult to eat just one, or even six, for that matter. Being gluttonous, your average person might eat half a package, and hours later......... EXPLOSIVE DIARHEA! .....vile, painfull, shockingly gasseous and loud, all from yummy yummy cookies. Inflict these on your unknowing, preferably stoned and suffering from the munchies, friends. The chocolate chocolate chip are irresistable.........

I told you there were sugar-free cookies....attributed to myself, of course...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-01 10:49pm

verilon wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Raxmei wrote: 1. They wouldn't have eaten sugarless cookies.
2. If I brought sugarless cookies they quickly would have uncovered my evil.
3.I used pre-made dough that already had the sugar in it.
Your evil is inferior! I will show you true power in evil.

HANDOKEN!

*SirNitram blows the entire city of Nitro off the map*

Now, get it right, or I shall banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.
You know, if you had spelled that correctly.....And my evil is superior to all! mew.

Your kitten-like powers will avail you naught, verilion, for I have mastered a home where two of your kitten minions live, and made them my slaves.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 10:49pm

I have four slaves on this board! mew.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-01 10:52pm

verilon wrote:I have four slaves on this board! mew.

Your slaves will not penetrate my Suave Evil field, mortal.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 10:54pm

SirNitram wrote:
verilon wrote:I have four slaves on this board! mew.
Your slaves will not penetrate my Suave Evil field, mortal.

The Evil are not mortal, silly human being!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-01 11:03pm

verilon wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
verilon wrote:I have four slaves on this board! mew.
Your slaves will not penetrate my Suave Evil field, mortal.
The Evil are not mortal, silly human being!

HANDOKEN you to your grave, kitten-lover! It seems you need a good dose of kiling you where you stand.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-01 11:03pm

You didn't bring milk?

You should be jailed for that! That's a blatant violation of human rights! I'll get the human rights groups on your tail!

Speaking of food, last night, I had to make bread for my Spanish class for homework.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-01 11:40pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You didn't bring milk?

You should be jailed for that! That's a blatant violation of human rights! I'll get the human rights groups on your tail!

Now thats real evil

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 11:41pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You didn't bring milk?

You should be jailed for that! That's a blatant violation of human rights! I'll get the human rights groups on your tail!
Now that’s real evil

No, this is: mew.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-01 11:44pm

Actually, tormenting Verilon with my avatar choices is...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 11:44pm

aerius wrote:Actually, tormenting Verilon with my avatar choices is...

mew. grrr..... mew.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-11-01 11:45pm

aerius wrote:Actually, tormenting Verilon with my avatar choices is...

Keep going. I actually like the varied selection!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-01 11:46pm

put them all into an animation, shifting from one to another.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-01 11:46pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:put them all into an animation, shifting from one to another.

*twitch*twitch*.....

mew.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-02 03:58am

verilon wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:put them all into an animation, shifting from one to another.
*twitch*twitch*.....

mew.

Now that is evil...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-02 05:48pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:put them all into an animation, shifting from one to another.

Or I could do this

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-02 05:52pm

what's that last image?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-02 06:19pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:what's that last image?

That is the cover of Black Sabbath's Paranoid album, a most excellent listening experience if you ask me. Actually half of those avatars are CD covers that I'd slightly edited.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-02 06:25pm

Raxmei wrote:This afternoon I baked enough cookies for the entire cast of the play I'm in. I brought them to rehearsal in an insulated container to keep them nice and warm, as if fresh from the oven. I gave them to everyone after we were done with everything. But
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I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!
This scheme was so diabolically subtle I surprised even myself. Those fools didn't even realise how completely I had taken them in. They thanked me most profusely for my generosity. Oh, if only they had known. This must be how Palpatine felt at the end of episode2. If you'll excuse me for a moment, I wish to engage in a few moments of maniacal laughter.

If that's the best you can do I feel sorry for you.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-02 06:49pm

Tosho wrote:
Raxmei wrote:This afternoon I baked enough cookies for the entire cast of the play I'm in. I brought them to rehearsal in an insulated container to keep them nice and warm, as if fresh from the oven. I gave them to everyone after we were done with everything. But
.
.
.
I didn't bring any milk! Mwahahaha!
This scheme was so diabolically subtle I surprised even myself. Those fools didn't even realise how completely I had taken them in. They thanked me most profusely for my generosity. Oh, if only they had known. This must be how Palpatine felt at the end of episode2. If you'll excuse me for a moment, I wish to engage in a few moments of maniacal laughter.
If that's the best you can do I feel sorry for you.

You have to start somewhere...

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-02 07:10pm

I will knock you all down!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-02 07:17pm

aerius wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:put them all into an animation, shifting from one to another.
Or I could do this

That isn't that bad.
mew.

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