Jimmy Swaggart "I'll kill gay guys" (Howard Stern)

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-09-23 10:45am

I'm listening to Howard and he's playing a clip from a sermon of Swaggart's in which he states quite clearly "If one of them looks at me that way I'll kill him and tell God he's dead."

Ah yes, the song of the homophobe, they all want you. What an ass.

He goes on to state "Unless these politicians don't know, God said it's an abomination! Abomination! Abomination" What's an abomination Jimmy? You're ministry. You have a direct line to God, Jimmy? He told you that its an abomination or are you reading into the bible written by men? You asshole.

He then goes on to say "Thank God Bush is president. He wants a Constituional Amendment that will say Marriage is between a man and a woman. " Wow, alot of people thanking God bush is president. First Giuliani who wants me to believe that his first thought when he saw the smoking towers and people leaping to their deaths was "Thank God Bush is president."

Guess alot of small minded assholes would thank god for that. Worst of all: Swaggart is still on the air preaching this hateful shit.

EDIT:Corrected a weird spelling error on my part. Thanks Joe.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-09-23 10:52am

Thank God Bush is president. He wants a Constituional Amendment that will say Marriage is between a man and a movie.

Eh?

Of course, it's good that Jimmy Swaggart, a married man, is defending the sacred institution of marriage, given that he has done such a good job of upholding it himself.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-09-23 11:07am

Someone should have kneed him in the balls after the second "abomination": we heard you the first time, pal.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-09-23 12:34pm

Ah, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. We don't take too kindly to some hypocritical grabastic piece of Bigoted cocksucking SHIT telling us (OVER THE PUBLIC AIRWAVES, No less) if we so much as _look_ at him he'll kill us. What kind of HORSESHIT is that?!

You just convinced me of the need to get an AK47 for my self-defense and peace of mind. If you so much as peep anything about killing anyone when I'm around just because they _LOOKED_ at you funny, I will HOLD YOU AT GUNPOINT TILL THE COPS ARRIVE AND HAVE YOU STRUNG UP ON _FEDERAL_ CHARGES OF TERRORISTIC THREATS, INCITING HATRED, AND CONSPIRACY TO INCITE MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE. THEN I will inform the police of your history of such 'idle' threats and recommend a Hate Crime proceeding be instituted against you. Idle threats are only idle AFTER they've been carried out.

If anyone else tries the above and names you as inspiration in any way, I WILL HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY OR DEATH HE MAY CAUSE. How's that sound? We have a saying here in Louisiana, and it goes like this: "Put your money where your mouth is." Just by your saying you want to kill us you agree to accept all responsibility for what may happen as the result. So if one of your more mentally-unstable followers feels the Holy Ghost or something after your little stunt and goes on a killing spree, YOUR HATEMONGERING ASS WILL BE THROWN IN FUCKING PRISON FOR LIFE.

We're human too, and we intend to defend ourselves against tyrannical subhuman monsters like you and all the other bigots here who are no better than those stinking Zarqawi/Osama/Muqtada Al-Sadr terrorists across the ocean. Wanna see American law turned into a farcical Christianized rendition of Shariah? Not on my watch you anti-Freedom anti-American Fucktard.

Till then, EAT CROW-SHIT YOU CRACKSMOKING DISGRACE-TO-HUMANITY SON OF A BITCH!

My friend Marquis (De Sade) Beaudreaux says: "There's a difference between a gay man and a faggot. I am a gay man, unlike you (hint). <Swordfish>And I know what you're thinking, Jimmy: 'If that machete was a suppository, would that bad gay man shove it up my ass?'</Swordfish> Besides, which one of us spends more time on our knees, Bitch?"

Eloquently put, don't you think?

We are sick and tired of your kind of bullshit. You and yours are killing this great country with your Hate in a feeble attempt to bring back some mythical 19th-Century Golden Age that never even existed. Newsflash: We ARE the Golden Age, Adapt like the Best or Die like the Rest.

And another thing: What the HORSESHIT-HELL has YOU so goddamn convinced you're attractive to us? ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH ON CRACK ROCK!!? You're no fucking Adonis; you're fucking ugly, wrinkled, shriveled, and probly have a few really nasty STDs from your WHORE-FUCKING we'd rather not hear about. You're no fucking Jesus or Second Coming either, so STOP ACTING LIKE IT you Goddamn Worthless Trolling Ego Tripping Hate-Baiting Lowlife Terrorist Shit!

Give my regards to Satan and his liutenants when you pass on; I'm sure he'll like you (in the 'Hi, I'd like to launch a legal action against you for slander and libel' way, no doubt)...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-09-23 12:41pm

Ein, put down the coffee mug and light a spliff.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-09-23 12:46pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Ein, put down the coffee mug and light a spliff.

Workin on it, no dice.

Plus I wake up and log on to SDnet and see this bullshit? I'm past holding my tongue at the Christianazis, Israeloterrorists, and Islamofascists trying by Nuke or by Screed to bring our world back to somewhere between Victorian and Stone Age existence. Fuck that, I reject their Evil. I reject their Terrorism. I reject THEM.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-09-23 12:51pm

It is unfortunate you live in the backwaters of a nation that seems intent on regressing back to the grand old age of universal persecution of non-conformists, but the only way we will get rid of these inner daemons (doesn't daemon seem much better with the "a", hmm?) is to keep a rational head and out-think them; pushing them out of power.

And let's be honest, I don't know anybody that has been out thought by shit.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-09-23 01:02pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:It is unfortunate you live in the backwaters of a nation that seems intent on regressing back to the grand old age of universal persecution of non-conformists, but the only way we will get rid of these inner daemons (doesn't daemon seem much better with the "a", hmm?) is to keep a rational head and out-think them; pushing them out of power.

And let's be honest, I don't know anybody that has been out thought by shit.

Ayup. That's why I'm going to ride hard on our going to Alaska, then kinda-sorta-wink-wink-moving-to-Canada-with-all-the-extra-money when we get done making enough.

Nurses are like big huge gold nuggets up there: Rare and worth a FORTUNE!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-09-23 01:21pm

And who doesn't adore a person in uniform? Sounds like a plan.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-09-23 06:59pm

What I wondering about his statement about homosexuals is: What ever happened to "Thou shall not kill?"

And the Religous Right says that they're being persecuted in today's society. I'm sure if anyone else said the same thing, but about a racial minority, or a Christian, the general public would be demanded that they be skinned alive and thrown in a pit of salt.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-09-23 07:02pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What I wondering about his statement about homosexuals is: What ever happened to "Thou shall not kill?"

simple. according to fundycrat line of thinking that only applies to other fundycrats. it doesn't apply to anyone they consider to be heathens, heretics, wallowing in sin or "not true fundycrats".

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-09-23 07:03pm

You can ignore annoying verses of your chosen religious text when they interfere with your personal bigotry. It's rather convenient for the rabid fundamentalist of the 21st century with an axe to grind.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-09-23 08:24pm

No suprise Swaggart supports the Defense of Marriage Admentment, though I'd think he prefer it read 'marriage is to be only between a man, a woman, and the man's hooker.'

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-09-23 08:52pm

Well Stravo, first of all, I wouldn't call Guliani a "small-minded asshole." He simply likes Bush as president.

Secondly, you aren't doing the Stern clip justice. Swaggart was saying:

"ABOM-NATION!" ABOM-NATION!" ABOM-NATION!"

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-09-23 09:26pm

Lord Poe wrote:Well Stravo, first of all, I wouldn't call Guliani a "small-minded asshole." He simply likes Bush as president.

My estimation of the man has plummetted dramatcially after the RNC. IN particular that tasteless quote of his. People were fucking dropping out of windows and THAT was the first thing that came to mind. What an Asshole.

Lord Poe wrote:Secondly, you aren't doing the Stern clip justice. Swaggart was saying:

"ABOM-NATION!" ABOM-NATION!" ABOM-NATION!"

FUck that's right. It was hilarious. He couldn't even say the damned word. And he so out of breath throughout the whole thing and Howard keeps saying "Is he like getting excited thinking about the gay guys?"

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-09-23 09:42pm

Stravo wrote:My estimation of the man has plummetted dramatcially after the RNC. IN particular that tasteless quote of his. People were fucking dropping out of windows and THAT was the first thing that came to mind. What an Asshole.

I thought he handled 911 professionally. I doubt that was his first thought; he had an audience to play to at the RNC.

FUck that's right. It was hilarious. He couldn't even say the damned word. And he so out of breath throughout the whole thing and Howard keeps saying "Is he like getting excited thinking about the gay guys?"

Hehe! Exactly!