Here is to US imperlialism

[Azeron]

Throughout Human history, there has been an evolution, a social darwinism of sorts, seperating the fit from the unfit, the smart from the dumb. Now for the past ohh say 300 - 400 years, the fit, the smart, the socialible, have been shoving the unfit and the dumb into United States. The Colonies seeing that they were outcasts desgened a system of government, knowing we were all stupid rejects, that actually assumed that there was noone intelligent enough to run country, so we decided that a council of idiots would somehow poroduce better results.

Today America is undeniably the strongest, most fashionable nation in the history of the world. Coming to terms with our unpleasent past, we realize that it turns out that all the smart people are now the dumb ones, in unfit nations.

Now its time for Revenge of the Stupid People!! Social Darwinism in reverse!!

The world lundered and exilied our ancestors. Stole thier food and casued famijne. Sold thier subjects to slave traders to work here, and forced us to fight thier enemies for almost a century.

I think its time we returned the favor, and invaded thier lands, and forced them to pay taxes to the Glory of America!! We will call them "happy taxes", cause well they seem happy to pay them (especially in Europe).

Just think of all the good things this will accomplish.
1) no more france
2) American will be the global language
3) no more france
4) you won't have to worry about exchange rates since the dollar will be the only currency
5) no more UN, since all nations will rejoice under US rule
6) Bill of rights will prevail everywhyere
7) no more france
soccor will be abolished along with that other pseudo sport synchronized swimming.

I thnk I have made my point persausive enough.
thanks for reading
Azeron

[Mr Bean]

Get rid of soccer(FOOTBALL!) and you have forty million Anrgery people with guns inside your own Country

But I'm very take with the no more France Point
Could you elberate more on the lack of France?

[Azeron]

Well historically speaking, all of the worlds problems can be traced back to 1 country, France. 1 need only look at where france has been in the world to figure out where all the problems are. HWen Fracne went to africa, they ruined the continent. When they went to Indonesia, they screwed that up to. Vietnam, all france. Fall of western civ, thats france too. Isreal/PLO problem, France. Charles De'Gual, worse than Stalin. Napolean, only a man with a french sized wily would try to screw with russia in the midle of winter.

I could trace all the worlds problems to france, but that would take too much time. My propisal is sorta like this, you wake up one morning, and all of sudden France is just "missing". The english would ride the train only to find that it connects to germany instead. The germans would invade thier nieghbors to find out there is only sea pasr thier favorite invasion route, belgium.

Just Gone.
All the black and white stripped shirts
Just Gone
Jerry Lewis Marathon
Just Gone
French nagging about "multilateralism" while insisting that he be allowed to do what it wants
Just Gone
Unsanitary streets of paris
Just Gone Gone Gone
A terrrible nightmare over

I hope thats makes it clear.

[David]

Enlish(American) already is the global language. And technically the Bill of Rights would no longer apply if we enforce our will on the rest of the world.

[John]

I agree, it's time for us to wup some ass as far as the world goes. No matter how noble your cause, if you lose, you were wrong.

[Azeron]

that doesn't make any sense. We can impose rules and rights. Are you you saying that a forienger can't have freedom of religion if we control the goverment?

[John]

No, I'm saying that if you say you have the right to free speech, and I say, no you don't: and I beat you on the field of honor, you don't have the right to free speech.

[Azeron]

ohh misunderstanding. I think my reply just came while I was replying to david. I aggree with your point whole heartidly. I just can't wait for the foriengers to scream about soveriegnty while we tear down thier dictatorships and kill of the tyrants.

[John]

Are you...mocking me?

[Azeron]

no

[Stravo]

I think it says much about our character as a nation that we have not imposed our will on the world in the traditonal sense. American armies are not streaming north and south to secure our frontiers, we are not founding colonies, conquering nations or other general nastiness that the other great powers have done in the past.

We have been described as the most benign super power the world has ever known. THAT is a very cool thought.

[John]

Saddam, Fidel, Hassam, Mummar, who ever is in charge of Lebanon, Iran, and North Korea, say your prayers. Here we come.

[Mr Bean]

So you say march across the world kick ass and take names?


Somthing I've always suggested to the US is to just give it up and annex Caninda at the very least, prehaps Mexico as well and stop pusy footing and kill Castro already

Of course the Global inpact of this would be rather intresting

[John]

I have been to Canada many times, and have always found the Canadian people to be friendly and outgoing. Still, I wonder how much better off all of us would be if all of North America was united under a single gov't.

[David]

If Quebec ever manages to secede ( and they have come close several times) then it is almost definite that western part of Canada would join the USA.

[Azeron]

I was thinking a bit bigger, I was thinkign about reunifing the former british empire under the american governemnt (as well as mexico and latin america, former us terriroies like the philipines) I think our system of government would work very well under a global scale. Well better than anyone else. That would make the world crap in it6s parents even harder at teh mere mention of our name.

Besides if I were english and I had a choice of between being in a country with france or with your fomer colonies, I think I would pick Americaq every time.

Mainland Europe is just hopeless.

[John]

If I was President of the US, and Quebec seceded from Canada, I would immmediately offer Statehood to the other provinces. In fact, I would offer statehood before Qebeuc suceded, to scare them out of doing it.

[Mr. B]

Invading Canada would be a cake-walk. Mexico, a pushover. S. America, simple. Europe, little tougher but still doable. Asia and Africa, now there stands the problem.

[Azeron]

I think the best way to take over africa, is well, not to take it over. It has too many problems, and aren;t a threat. The way they are going aids is going to finish em off. As for asia, asia has alloty of people, I suggest hitting its food productuion and casue mass starvation forcing a surrender.

Europe. The only thing keeping us from landing a sizeable force there is France. LOL, perhaps we should pull a german trick and land in belgium, the french never seem to defend from that direction.

[Anarchist Bunny]

I'll just quote myself from the if you owned you own country thread.
Azeron I think you being a little bit to weak.

Destroy france and kill everyone in it, destroy the middle east and kill everyone in it, slap some god damn sense into canada, kill the chinese govt. and send half the population to help out russia, fire bomb the fuck out of africa where the ebola virus orginated and pops up cause that shit is gonna whip out the human race if we don't bitch slap it. These sound inhuman and insane and they are, but if we do this we could hella straighten out the future of the earth as a whole

Oh and the North Korean govt., hell every damn fuckin' commie I can find, those wierd sex fucks over in japan, and take everyone with AIDs, send them over to Orgy Island, let them fuck all they want and live the good life until they and AIDS die out.

And I could go on. Fuck kill every fucking one in africa execpt south africa. Legal-fucking-lize Marijuana. Slap some god damn sense into Austrailia. Mexico needs something done with it, maybe not destroy and kill all, but something. Columbia=Crater. All the deadly drugs, Exstacy, cocaine/crack, opium, tobacco, etc. GONE! Really good weed for all. Drop economist on South America. Give the brittish a fucking cook book. CAPITAL FUCKING PUNISHMENT! Anything beyond a 5 year sentence == death. Nukes, A lot of them gone. Leave some for alien invasion, meator threats. Slash the right to bear arms. Japanese's Samurai Warlord Era like restrictions on weapons. 100% Reserve force. Everyone, EVERYONE, of age has to go to boot camp training. Crime would be down. Sterilization at birth. Only government approved births allowed. Would destroy the issue of abortion/over population, but may cause some STD problems(see orgy island). And I could go on.

[Azeron]

yah killing all the poor people would probably be good for the world, but I have this PR thing an imperialist has to deal with. Besdies, I like the prospect of humilating the rest of the world. You kill them, you only get joy once. As long as they are alive, you can use them for entertanment.

You notice how south america alaways escapes attention from those who want to take over the world. I think they just keep quiet so noonr notcies them.

[Anarchist Bunny]

Azeron, what are you inbred. With out the poor working class any economy would crumble. Until Work-O-Bots are made atleast.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

If I was president, I'd make Canada the 51st state, and then take over the world. Or, the 2 countries could work together, eliminating stupidity, the root of all evil.

[Darth Wong]

If I was president, I'd make Canada the 51st state, and then take over the world.

We already are the 51st state, in everything but name. But I wouldn't mind; your dollar is worth more than ours, and your taxes are lower. On the other hand, you have that idiot John Ashcroft running the Justice Department ...

Or, the 2 countries could work together, eliminating stupidity, the root of all evil.

You would first have to start at home, with the creationists. Then you could fan outwards, eliminating stupidity elsewhere as part of the vast global plan. I would offer my Legions of Doom to assist, but they appear to have defected when they figured out that I was lying about my offer to give each of them 72 nude virgins after death (I guess it's easier to sell that story if you're wearing a turban and a long beard).

[IRG CommandoJoe]

Despite the fact that it's horrible acts of evil you mentioned about fucking over the world, I don't think the U.S. could even manage the world. It would be more of a burden then anything. What the hell is there that we don't have? We basically already control the world. And our economy depends upon the other countries. What in the hell would even happen to our economy?! What is the point of claiming land if we already benefit off of it? Then if we admit these foreign nations into the U.S., they would have power to influence us in ways that we most likely will not want. Lets say we admited China (yeah right) into the U.S. They would instantly become more powerful than they could possibly imagine (hehe). They would control the entire government, and no one else would have a voice in it. 2 billion people are the majority, and not the 300 million people (us) anymore. Same thing with, say, India. 1 billion (something like that) people vs 300 million people. Now imagine what would happen if we took over the entire world. Everyone else would control the government except the "original" Americans. I like it the way it is. Come here, become "Americanized," and then become a citizen, and then have power in the government. If we conquered the world, other people's ideas (such as limiting freedoms, communism, a different form of government, whatever the hell else they believe in) would take over the basic principles of liberty, freedom, a republic, a democracy, the American way of life. Unless you want to violate people's rights, thus contradicting our philosophy and the Constitution, the entire world as the U.S.A. is a ridiculous concept. Also, at the risk of nukes flying, it's stupid to even think about invading other countires. And eliminating France is a dumb idea too. The 1812 Overture would be ruined,,,,,no more French food...mmmm....no more sexy French maids...no more French composers...no more French fries....no more sexy French maids...no more Cassablanca....no more French restaurants....no more sexy French maids....LOL But seriously, I have no grudge against France, unlike most other people.