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Three Storys about US Voter Fraud inculding a few choice but quite funny quotes

http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/4421834.htm

No choice quotes but a good start Articule

However in this articule
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20021031-30356402.htm

We have an excellent Yoda-style quote
"A dead woman signed up twice to vote in two different counties — very active this woman," said Christine Iverson
Yes Yes, She gets out quite alot she does


And somthing that will Intrest Wong
One of the most bizarre cases occurred in the Minnesota town of Coates, population 163, where 94 voter registration forms had false addresses matching that of Jake's Strip Club. Patrons and dancers registered to vote to oust City Council members who had shut down the club, authorities said.
Well considering it IS a great place to come togther and vote :D

The problem of course is that 94 people after a few checking where less than eight acutal people and thier names randomly mixed up for the other 94 registered people

And the Big Story, South Dakota
http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover. ... /18/124335
Where a Former(Now at least) Democratic Party Memeber is in all sorts of trouble and has been caught with all sorts of intresting things like 200 Filled out Voter Registration cards at her house

Of dead people....

Thougts?

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The standard New Mexico dead person has better rights then the living. They get to vote more than once, don't pay property tax, and all utilities are free... leave it to some other state to start copying our bad habits...
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Larz wrote:The standard New Mexico dead person has better rights then the living. They get to vote more than once, don't pay property tax, and all utilities are free... leave it to some other state to start copying our bad habits...
I agree!
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I heard Halloween is the day where all the people rise to vote. However, Election Day isn't for another week, so they can't vote.
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This couldn't possibly be worse than what happened during the 2000 election, where people were put on felon lists (handled by a texan company no less) when they weren't felons!
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This couldn't possibly be worse than what happened during the 2000 election, where people were put on felon lists (handled by a texan company no less) when they weren't felons!
Acutal speaking of Texaus, I have it somewhere around here but they fixed that and the Democrats are blocking it as over 3,000 Dead Independants voted Democrate during 2000 Race and they along with 15,000 other false votes over the entire state are on a Master-list that was supposed to cut down the number of dead and dulbicate people voting

Except they managed to find 2 people on the list accidently and the local (Democrats I belive not sure) got the list held up in court so they can't eleminate all the dead voters who might be coming back from Texas because "They have to examin every name"

Problem is they want a Full week PER NAME before permantly scrubbing ther names from the list and anyone want to guess why a 15,000 week long proccess is not good?

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