‘Fake but Accurate’ Heinz Ketchup Slogans

Augustus · Post by **Augustus** » 2004-09-27 03:54pm

Compiled from OpinionJournal.com and inspired by the Kerry/Edwards Campaign and the "Say Something Ketchuppy" contest - enjoy.
http://www.heinz.com/jsp/sskpopup.html

Warning - Sense of humor required

"French fries prefer me."

"Use liberally."

"Rich and thick."

"The official ketchup of Lambert Field."

"New and improved flip-flop top."

"Guldens lied, burgers died."

"Only an idiot would use mustard."

"Our flavor is stronger at home and respected in the world."

"Foreign leaders prefer ketchup."

"Ketchup: C'est magnifique."

"The taste that's seared--seared--in your memory."

"For your papases fritas, your pommes frites, your patate fritte and your fritadas francesas."

"Mustard: The wrong condiment in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"By the way, served in your kitchen."

"Too good for the common man."

"Hunt's is for scumbags."

"It's red, like the blood John Kerry spilled in Vietnam."

"The perfect match for a weenie."

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-09-27 04:23pm

"Heinz Ketchup: Founded by Sen. John Heinz (R-PA)."

Augustus · Post by **Augustus** » 2004-09-27 05:11pm

"Any condiment but Mustard"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-09-30 10:22am

I am not laughing.

Augustus · Post by **Augustus** » 2004-09-30 12:35pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:I am not laughing.

Fortunately enough, you aren't required to.

Although here is another one from the WSJ:

"One drop is enough for three Purple Hearts."