Rodney Dangerfield dead
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Rodney Dangerfield dead
Just saw on CNN News ticker that he died today. Sad, he was super funny, and Caddyshack is one of my all time favorite comedies.
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My best friend's grandpa told him that one time he ran into some parking trouble at a comedy event in NYC that Dangerfield was hosting. Dangerfield was apparently very gracious when confronted about it, apologized and everything.
Whether he was an asshole, he was a great comedian and he'll be missed.
Whether he was an asshole, he was a great comedian and he'll be missed.
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*rimshot*Elfdart wrote:Being called an asshole by Adam Corolla is like being called ugly by Don Imus.Superman wrote:Adam Corolla once said he was a major asshole in real life. I dunno if that's true, but he was pretty good. Rest in peace, Rodney!
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Sad, I always thought he was a funny cool guy. At least he made it too his 80's.
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Be sure to tip your waiters! I'm flying to Houston tomorrow and boy are my arms going to be tired!CaptainChewbacca wrote:*rimshot*Elfdart wrote:Being called an asshole by Adam Corolla is like being called ugly by Don Imus.Superman wrote:Adam Corolla once said he was a major asshole in real life. I dunno if that's true, but he was pretty good. Rest in peace, Rodney!
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My greatest condolences and respect.
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Dammit Ender! You took the line I was going to use!Ender wrote:May he finally get some respect.
Dangerfield, like all the best comedians, will be remembered forever for his material, and generations of future comics will be attempting to live up to his example. Rodney's finally going to get his respect, as he joins Milton Burl, George Burns, Bob Hope, and all the rest of the great comics who have passed on.
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When i was born, i was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother instead of me. ohhh! i get no respect!Elfdart wrote:Another great line from Rodney:
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met."
we'll miss you Rodney.
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"When I was born, the doctor told my mother, 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway'."Col. Crackpot wrote:When i was born, i was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother instead of me. ohhh! i get no respect!Elfdart wrote:Another great line from Rodney:
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met."
we'll miss you Rodney.
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Great one-liners from the master
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"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The
guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'"
"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far
out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."
"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to
me: `Basement?'"
"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ...
and no one showed up."
"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over,
there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."
"When I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of
the dog, so they got rid of me."
"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything
under both names - hers and her mother's."
"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a
knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."
"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my
hand. She lit it."
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Rest In Peace
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"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The
guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'"
"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far
out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."
"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to
me: `Basement?'"
"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ...
and no one showed up."
"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over,
there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."
"When I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of
the dog, so they got rid of me."
"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything
under both names - hers and her mother's."
"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a
knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."
"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my
hand. She lit it."
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Rest In Peace
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