Films so bad they are good?
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Films so bad they are good?
Wich movies are so bad they are good? I'm thinking of movies like Crippled Masters, Flesh Gordon, Infra Man, StarCrash, Gold Raiders, supersonic man, andThe Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
Unfortunatly, apart from the trailers I never saw the above before. But they so horrible wrong they must be good
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Unfortunatly, apart from the trailers I never saw the above before. But they so horrible wrong they must be good
More titles?
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Godzilla 2000. The plot and just about...everything about it was generally so cheesy I had a really good laugh watching it...
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The Relic. This piece of shit is so unbelievable it defies words. Especially if you're a biology major like a friend of mine...
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You haven't lived until you have seen... Ninja In The Killing Fields. Bad dubbing, obvious special effects, a schizophrenic plot, obvious stunt doubles, gratuitious stock footage, things happening for absolutely no reason... "Ninja In The Killing Fields" has it all.
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Sure The Relic was bad, but was it so bad that it was good, like Godzilla 2000 which was so cheesy in every way it was actually fun to watch...Edi wrote:The Relic. This piece of shit is so unbelievable it defies words. Especially if you're a biology major like a friend of mine...
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I'm probably going to get flamed here, but Dungeons and Dragons is one of my favorite fantasy movies. True, there are holes in the plot big enough to drive a Mack Truck through, but I still love it.
There's also Super Mario Brothers. How about Titan AE? BASEketball. Last Action Hero. The Punisher (the old one with Dolph Lundgren). These are a few of my favorite things.
There's also Super Mario Brothers. How about Titan AE? BASEketball. Last Action Hero. The Punisher (the old one with Dolph Lundgren). These are a few of my favorite things.
The gift of Superman is the same in his universe as ours. It's not about his powers, his costume, his persona, it's about the using the gifts he has to help people. We all have gifts too, maybe we can't leap tall buildings in a single bound, but maybe we're good with math, maybe we're charming. We can use our gifts -whatever they are- to help people. We just need to make that choice. And Superman shows us that it's possible.
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And I forgot the best of all the movies so bad they're good: ORGASMO!
The gift of Superman is the same in his universe as ours. It's not about his powers, his costume, his persona, it's about the using the gifts he has to help people. We all have gifts too, maybe we can't leap tall buildings in a single bound, but maybe we're good with math, maybe we're charming. We can use our gifts -whatever they are- to help people. We just need to make that choice. And Superman shows us that it's possible.
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Plan 9 from Outer Space. Sure it, on average, dropped everyone in the rooms IQ by about 30 points for the next day or two. But how can you not laugh at that movie?
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Only seen a clip of it, but Dead Alive. Any movie, no matter how shitty monsters look, act, or fighting choriography, that has a kung fu catholic priest fighting zombies rocks hard. "I kick ass for the lord!"
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Vulgar, wherein a transvestite party clown is assraped by 3 men at his first gig. That scene reminded me of Deliverance.
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Wasn't Kevin Smith involved in that movie to some capasity?aerius wrote:Vulgar, wherein a transvestite party clown is assraped by 3 men at his first gig. That scene reminded me of Deliverance.
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I can think of a few films that were entertaining for being incredibly goofy.
La Bete
The Warriors
Ice Pirates
Une vraie jeune fille
La Bete
The Warriors
Ice Pirates
Une vraie jeune fille
woah! that sure seems... interestingPeregrin Toker wrote:You haven't lived until you have seen... Ninja In The Killing Fields. Bad dubbing, obvious special effects, a schizophrenic plot, obvious stunt doubles, gratuitious stock footage, things happening for absolutely no reason... "Ninja In The Killing Fields" has it all.
Yup, I think he was the executive producer or something like that.Anarchist Bunny wrote:Wasn't Kevin Smith involved in that movie to some capasity?aerius wrote:Vulgar, wherein a transvestite party clown is assraped by 3 men at his first gig. That scene reminded me of Deliverance.
It's one of those things which you just have to see to understand.wautd wrote:and you find that... good?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
I can't imagine what you see in that abomination. Imagine playing a DnD game where you enter the dungeon containing the ultimate artifact of dragon control. A dungeon completely devoid of monsters. And the only trap is a chute that leads directly to... a pit of deadly snakes? spikes and blades? No, it leads directly to the treasure room containing the artifact where you are confronted, by all thing, some sort of friendly lich that just lets you waltz out with the artifact.ReinnResauq wrote:I'm probably going to get flamed here, but Dungeons and Dragons is one of my favorite fantasy movies. True, there are holes in the plot big enough to drive a Mack Truck through, but I still love it.
Any DM that lead me through that is ending up with a wedgie and is paying for the entire pizza.
And the baffling part is that the man behind the film was supposed to be a huge DnD nut, yet he produces a film worse than what some studio execs with no gaming knowledge could ever do.
All right, rant over. My pick for a good "bad" movie is Mutant on the Bounty. It's worth it for the title alone.
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No way! Orgasmo is actually "good" good. All of my Mormon friends love it, too.ReinnResauq wrote:And I forgot the best of all the movies so bad they're good: ORGASMO!
Krull is a great movie that is simultaneously a terrible movie. Troll works for many reasons/ Last Action Hero is worth a laugh. For me, Star Trek Nemesis is more rewatchable that any SW prequel because it has the fun cheese factor. Godzilla movies in general fall into this catagory, as well as many Andy Sidaris films, especially if they star Al Leong as the bad guy. In fact almost all of the old-school late night cable movies are so bad they're good: movies like The Bikini Carwash Company, Dinosaur Island (more breasts than dinos in that one), and some movie about these tourist ladies in a Turkish prison which makes you want to wince at every scene but you can't stop watching anyway.
Oh, and the Police Academy Series.
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