New Aussie political party aims to 'enslave NZ'
09 October 2004
By GREG TOURELLE
It doesn't matter whether John Howard or Mark Latham wins Australia's federal election, a newcomer on the political scene here says.
For within a fortnight, the Enslave New Zealand Party or enslavenz for short, says it will take over Australian politics.
As its name suggests, this will be bad for New Zealanders.
In one of the weirder forays on to the political scene, enslavenz's leader, who wishes to remain anonymous to avoid "vicious New Zealand death squads", said on his party's website - www.enslavenz.org - that he wanted to conquer and enslave New Zealand, giving every Australian household a Kiwi slave.
Why?
"New Zealand's continued unblushing use of Australia as a continent sized defence shield instead of contributing to her own defence; her insidious policy of off loading undesirable citizen's (sic) on to Australia's welfare system; her citizen's (sic) continuous poaching of prime Sydney beach side real estate.
"If these are not sufficient I'm sure we can find more than enough reasons to convince the public.
"The build up to war in Iraq has taught us that at least. Facts need not get in the way. But in the end it comes down to something very simple."
And that is?
"Because we can."
Oh be afraid New Zealand, be very afraid.
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I'd much rather deal with weirdness like this than what's in Amerika.
Crackpot joke political parties are much easier to deal with than a byzantine 2-party system which not only invites stagnation in the door, but already has dinner cooked and on the table for it on silver platters!
Well, their policy seems to keep in line with the constitution.
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Neuseeländer sind die untermensch! Panzer rollen en Neuseeland vor! SIEG HEIL! AUSTRALIA ÜBER ALLES!
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi
"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith
"New Zealand's continued unblushing use of Australia as a continent sized defence shield instead of contributing to her own defence; her insidious policy of off loading undesirable citizen's (sic) on to Australia's welfare system; her citizen's (sic) continuous poaching of prime Sydney beach side real estate.
*Slap*
Shut up bitch. Continent sized defense shields are better seen, not heard.
weemadando wrote:
I know who *I've* got dibs on as a slave... He can work on my new cotton plantation.
And I might see if I can nab Simone Kessel too.
You're not being a very cooperative human shield. Oh yeah, and I see you guys have got Howard for another term. So, congradulations are in order I take it?
Just a little side note: NZ pays for the welfare of NZers living in Australia. NZ also pays for the welfare of Aussies living in NZ. NZers living in Australia have a much lower unemployment rate then Australians living in Australia. We're not sponging off your welfare, we're taking your jobs
