*Yaw Drops.. Wow...(Gun News/pics)

[Darth Wong]

They also have Sarin gas.

[Sea Skimmer]

They also have Sarin gas.

If poorly refined, properly produced Sarin would have wiped out a good chunk of the Tokyo station, and would have likely claimed many more lives in Matsumoto as well. Anyway, a bomb in a good-sized backpack would have killed more people then both gas attacks. Though it wouldn't give you the 2000 injured.

They also have knifes, as a school discovered.

[Dennis Toy]

oh i forgot, the kids in tokyo have little monsters that could turn into Big monsters...... And Mechs.

[Darth Wong]

Nothing can defeat Godzilla.

[Sea Skimmer]

Nothing can defeat Godzilla.

A Volcano can. Bad writing as well.

[Darth Wong]

Nothing can defeat Godzilla.

A Volcano can.

Volcanoes have limited mobility.

[Sea Skimmer]

Nothing can defeat Godzilla.

A Volcano can.

Volcanoes have limited mobility.

Maybe yours does.

[Dennis Toy]

hey. if your gonna buy a gun, dont do it half assed....


DO IT ALL THE WAY!!!








This is a railgun, the one seen in Quake, Eraser and Unreal Tournament. It uses an electromagnetic induction motor to propel a slug of uranium at speeds of up to 5000 km/s (Yeah, this bad boy could tear a city block in half)

[Darth Wong]

A Volcano can.

Volcanoes have limited mobility.

Maybe yours does.

Dammit, am I falling behind in the volcano technology race?

[Darth Wong]

This is a railgun, the one seen in Quake, Eraser and Unreal Tournament. It uses an electromagnetic induction motor to propel a slug of uranium at speeds of up to 5000 km/s (Yeah, this bad boy could tear a city block in half)

Looks more like a long piece of tubing to me. And what's to stop me from putting a hole through the chest of the idiot standing next to it, while he tries to get a forklift to rotate it around to point at me?

[Dennis Toy]

An Emp field configured to disable your nervous system.

[Sea Skimmer]

Volcanoes have limited mobility.

Maybe yours does.

Dammit, am I falling behind in the volcano technology race?

It would seem so. We all know Canukistan is second best when it comes to mobile volcano technology

[Dennis Toy]

Mr wong it's the real thing,.... It's at the university of houston...

[Darth Wong]

Dammit, am I falling behind in the volcano technology race?

It would seem so. We all know Canukistan is second best when it comes to mobile volcano technology

Yes, but we can use aerial beer bombardment to douse your mobile volcano divisions and leave their crew in a severely inebriated and therefore combat-ineffective state.

[Sea Skimmer]

An Emp field configured to disable your nervous system.

At that point a stick or your hands are sufficient to kill him. The giant power sucking railgun is a bit surplus of the requirements.

But nothing can withstand my new favorite tank, designed for the mobile nuclear battlefield of the future.

[Darth Wong]

Mr wong it's the real thing,.... It's at the university of houston...

And this 5000 km/s muzzle velocity figure of yours? Where did that come from?

[Sea Skimmer]

Dammit, am I falling behind in the volcano technology race?

It would seem so. We all know Canukistan is second best when it comes to mobile volcano technology

Yes, but we can use aerial beer bombardment to douse your mobile volcano divisions and leave their crew in a severely inebriated and therefore combat-ineffective state.

Yes but then my reserve brigades will have ideal position in which to dig into having donned MOPP IV. Then my interdiction aircraft can strike at your breweries and liquor stores.

Meanwhile your forces will be bogged down processing thousands of drunken POW's.

[Darth Wong]

Yes, but we can use aerial beer bombardment to douse your mobile volcano divisions and leave their crew in a severely inebriated and therefore combat-ineffective state.

Yes but then my reserve brigades will have ideal position in which to dig into having donned MOPP IV. Then my interdiction aircraft can strike at your breweries and liquor stores.

Ah, but those targets have been widely dispersed, and are not easily identified from the air. Most of them are in nondescript strip malls, and can only be identified by the groups of unruly teenagers who hang around in the parking lot. Your aircraft would need aerial teenager-identification technology.

Meanwhile your forces will be bogged down processing thousands of drunken POW's.

We have numerous casinos and strip bars which could be used to hold them indefinitely, without the need for security forces of any kind. Did I mention the fact that lap dancing is legal here?

[Typhonis 1]

hmmm Darkstar vs Big G

[Stormbringer]

Yes, but we can use aerial beer bombardment to douse your mobile volcano divisions and leave their crew in a severely inebriated and therefore combat-ineffective state.

Yes but then my reserve brigades will have ideal position in which to dig into having donned MOPP IV. Then my interdiction aircraft can strike at your breweries and liquor stores.

Ah, but those targets have been widely dispersed, and are not easily identified from the air. Most of them are in nondescript strip malls, and can only be identified by the groups of unruly teenagers who hang around in the parking lot. Your aircraft would need aerial teenager-identification technology.

Meanwhile your forces will be bogged down processing thousands of drunken POW's.

We have numerous casinos and strip bars which could be used to hold them indefinitely, without the need for security forces of any kind. Did I mention the fact that lap dancing is legal here?

Can I surrender to you canucks immediately? And I'll hope for a lon g war.

[Sea Skimmer]

Yes, but we can use aerial beer bombardment to douse your mobile volcano divisions and leave their crew in a severely inebriated and therefore combat-ineffective state.

Yes but then my reserve brigades will have ideal position in which to dig into having donned MOPP IV. Then my interdiction aircraft can strike at your breweries and liquor stores.

Ah, but those targets have been widely dispersed, and are not easily identified from the air. Most of them are in nondescript strip malls, and can only be identified by the groups of unruly teenagers who hang around in the parking lot. Your aircraft would need aerial teenager-identification technology.

I am one, finding us is not hard. A combination of acoustical and chemical sensors similar to the air snifters used by NBC reconnaissance vehicles should work. Or I could deliver free T-shirts by ballistic rocket and then use my recon drones to track them back to their normal points of concentration.

I could also just send some of my friends with cell phones and GPS receivers.

Meanwhile your forces will be bogged down processing thousands of drunken POW's.

We have numerous casinos and strip bars which could be used to hold them indefinitely, without the need for security forces of any kind. Did I mention the fact that lap dancing is legal here?

But first you have to disarm them. Drunks+grenades=bad. And I will lay down heavy artillery fire on your lines of communication. Everything from good old bouncing Betty AP mines to the most advanced porn dispensing cluster munitions.

[Dennis Toy]

read the figure somewhere....do you have the real figures.

[Sea Skimmer]

read the figure somewhere....do you have the real figures.

Given that 5000 kilometers per second is something like mach 15,000, I suspect your figures are in error as the DU would vaporize from the friction with the air. The shockwave would also be knocking down buildings and killing people out to the horizion with ease.

[Darth Wong]

Ah, but those targets have been widely dispersed, and are not easily identified from the air. Most of them are in nondescript strip malls, and can only be identified by the groups of unruly teenagers who hang around in the parking lot. Your aircraft would need aerial teenager-identification technology.

I am one, finding us is not hard. A combination of acoustical and chemical sensors similar to the air snifters used by NBC reconnaissance vehicles should work. Or I could deliver free T-shirts by ballistic rocket and then use my recon drones to track them back to their normal points of concentration.

Ah, but T-shirts are not preferred outerwear at this time of year in Canada. Your free T-shirts would be spurned and/or covered up by outerwear, and free parkas would be much too expensive in bulk, even if purchased at Wal-Mart.

I could also just send some of my friends with cell phones and GPS receivers.

This is where the shitty cell-phone coverage across Canada's vast expanses will work to our advantage.

We have numerous casinos and strip bars which could be used to hold them indefinitely, without the need for security forces of any kind. Did I mention the fact that lap dancing is legal here?

But first you have to disarm them. Drunks+grenades=bad. And I will lay down heavy artillery fire on your lines of communication. Everything from good old bouncing Betty AP mines to the most advanced porn dispensing cluster munitions.

Porn-dispensing cluster munitions? Goddamn it, those things are outlawed by the Geneva Convention, aren't they?

[XaLEv]

Porn-dispensing cluster munitions? Goddamn it, those things are outlawed by the Geneva Convention, aren't they?

Only the Mk.3 JNWY is banned.