OK, guys. How long do YOU wait to call a girl?

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How long do you usually wait to call a girl?

Right away! You're wasting valuable fucking time!
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Wait a day. Make her want you.
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Wait two days. You're a pimp, and she'd better realize it.
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Wait three days. You've got shit to do.
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Wait more than three days. She'll be salivating over her drunken hallucinations of you by then.
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I'll likely call her tomorrow. My allergies are acting up today, and my voice is hoarse and decidedly unsexy. Hopefully by tomorrow I'll be better.
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Durandal wrote:I'll likely call her tomorrow. My allergies are acting up today, and my voice is hoarse and decidedly unsexy. Hopefully by tomorrow I'll be better.
YOu never know....some people voices are hott (double t's intended) when they have allergies or a cold...
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The constant sneezing and coughing might ruin it, though.
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Durandal wrote:The constant sneezing and coughing might ruin it, though.
Maybe. *sigh* But its understandable. Besides, most perople just really don't care, as long as you're a good person...especially if she's all that you make her out to be.
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care for a feminine opinion on this? *bats eyelashes*

ok, this is just what i think, and as all chick brains are not interconnected, she may not feel the same way, but i'll tell you what i think about calling and time limits and stuff. i am so completely uninterested in playing games.....ugh. so, i think the female reaction to when you call centers around how attracted they are to you to begin with. if they think you're kind of borderline cute (not dreamy or anything--*swoon*--but not half-bad either) and you call the same day, that will come across kind of desperate. it will seem sort of pushy because she's not sure about you; hence, a turn-off. however, if she's into you and you call the same day, she'll just get excited because she knows how interested she is in you and vice versa, because you had no problem showing her how interested you were in her. you called when you wanted to, not because of some rule you heard about from somewhere.

of course, this advice is really being given in hopes that ass-girl has more than just killer looks. but even if you are only in it to 'maybe nail her regularly' or whatever, it still applies, i think. although i wrote the preceding paragraph about hitting it off with someone in terms of sense of humour/intellect/interests, i suppose it carries through to looks as well.

hope this was helpful. :)

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Well, the whole point of me calling her is to get to know her better, isn't it? :)
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Called her. Got her voice mail. Left a message. More on this later.
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Hope you only left ONE message. :lol:
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8 to 10 is usually my norm. :D
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Make sure you include lots of heavy breathing, starting on the third message.
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Darth Wong wrote:Make sure you include lots of heavy breathing, starting on the third message.
Oh yeah, that's what girls want. :roll:
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Durandal wrote:8 to 10 is usually my norm. :D
On the tenth call tell her that you need your space and that you don't think it will work out.
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Next of Kin wrote:
Durandal wrote:8 to 10 is usually my norm. :D
On the tenth call tell her that you need your space and that you don't think it will work out.
That's pretty good, NoK. I'll have to tell one of my reporters that. He's thinking about dating this girl, but he doesn't want to get in a "serious" relationship, if you know what I mean.
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But make sure to ask if she enjoys anal sex first. Preferably on second or third message.
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If she doesn't return your calls, start leaving notes. If your handwritting is messy like mine is, cut the words out from magazines and newspapers and glue them together. And be persistent. Leave them under her door, on her car, at work. Be a real romantic and sneak into her place and write a note on her bathroom mirron with lipstick. Trust me, she won't be able to stop thinking about you.

And remember, a restraining order is just playing "hard to get".
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Well, it's 11:30 and she hasn't called back, so I'm going to declare it a lost cause.
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It is Sunday, give her time. If you called her once already, call her Tuesday and then if she doesn't call back, drop it then.
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Time to masturbate.
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Darth Wong wrote:Time to masturbate.
Anyone who really does that after being turned down is Image, I believe.
What's her bust size!?

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It is Sunday, give her time. If you called her once already, call her Tuesday and then if she doesn't call back, drop it then.
Hm ... think she might be reciprocating the 1-day delay I gave her? Then again, I did give her my room and cell phone number. But, my cell phone is out of this area code, so it'd make sense for her to call my room number, which isn't set up for voice mail, because I barely ever use it. Given that I wasn't in my room all day, it's possible that she called it when I wasn't there, got no answer and decided to call back at a later time.

And, according to her answering machine, she at least gave me the right number. :)
Time to masturbate.
Agreed.

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Darth Wong wrote:Time to masturbate.
When isn't it?
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ElBlanco wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Time to masturbate.
When isn't it?
Not in the presence of other people, that's for sure.
What's her bust size!?

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Shinova wrote:
ElBlanco wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Time to masturbate.
When isn't it?
Not in the presence of other people, that's for sure.
Prude.
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Hey, if you don't want to see it, don't sit next to me on the bus.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Shinova wrote:
ElBlanco wrote: When isn't it?
Not in the presence of other people, that's for sure.
Prude.
*Admits to the world that he is a prude. Once actually flinched and drew back when a girl tried to hug him*


Whoops...did I say that??



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What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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