Christian Coalition Has Guides for Voters

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-10-13 05:53pm

Non-Partisan Guides

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-10-13 06:25pm

Translating the CC guide to basic english:

"A vote for John Kerry is a vote for SATAAAAAN!"

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-10-13 07:14pm

The CC giving out voter guides? How is that news?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Bugsby · Post by **Bugsby** » 2004-10-13 11:57pm

WHY ARE CHURCHES STILL TAX EXEMPT? THEY ARE POLITICAL ENTITIES!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-10-13 11:58pm

Bugsby wrote:WHY ARE CHURCHES STILL TAX EXEMPT? THEY ARE POLITICAL ENTITIES!

Because many of us don't support those retards who try to be political entities.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-10-14 12:31am

I seem to have found an online copy of their voter guide here. It doesn't look that partisan to me.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2004-10-14 12:58am

As Cyran said, a lot of churches don't get involved in politics organizationally. The few that do are troublesome, just like the partisan scientists certain political groups keep on retainer to rebut each others' claims. Or the partisan economists. Or the partisan judges. Etc, etc, etc.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-10-14 01:04am

Wicked Pilot wrote:I seem to have found an online copy of their voter guide here. It doesn't look that partisan to me.

Landover Baptist! Awesome.

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2004-10-15 01:43pm

That's why religion and politics don't mix.

sketerpot · Post by **sketerpot** » 2004-10-15 01:51pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Bugsby wrote:WHY ARE CHURCHES STILL TAX EXEMPT? THEY ARE POLITICAL ENTITIES!
Because many of us don't support those retards who try to be political entities.

Since those churches that are political entities are tax-exempt, you are forced to support them financially.

Talon Karrde · Post by **Talon Karrde** » 2004-10-15 02:52pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I seem to have found an online copy of their voter guide here. It doesn't look that partisan to me.

Partisan according to what? The political spectrum? Look again. This is a voter guide based on Christian values and beliefs. Who obviously would be closer to the Christian Coalitions beliefs?

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-10-15 04:45pm

Talon Karrde wrote:Partisan according to what? The political spectrum? Look again. This is a voter guide based on Christian values and beliefs. Who obviously would be closer to the Christian Coalitions beliefs?

I don't know what's more amusing: The fact that you can't distinguish between Christian values and Christian satire, or the fact that you can't pick up on not so subtle sarcasm. Or maybe it's because Christian values ARE indistinguishable from Christian satire, and you're just a moron.

Here's a hint for future reference: If the blind, irrational, knee-jerk bigotry is NOT phrased in the most tactful, inoffensive manner possible, it isn't your marching orders. It's making fun of you.