Self-Portriats (my friends, this is a challenge)

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-10-15 12:02pm

Miss Fey, I must say that you have a supernatural command of... angles. Excellent pose.

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-10-15 12:04pm

SPOOFE wrote:Miss Fey, I must say that you have a supernatural command of... angles. Excellent pose.

**Bows** My friend titled that picture "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT SEE A NIPPLE!?"

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-10-15 01:40pm

bohemianfey wrote:
SPOOFE wrote:Miss Fey, I must say that you have a supernatural command of... angles. Excellent pose.
**Bows** My friend titled that picture "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT SEE A NIPPLE!?"

A very apt name. How many tries did it take to pull it off?

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-10-15 01:42pm

2000AD wrote:
bohemianfey wrote:
SPOOFE wrote:Miss Fey, I must say that you have a supernatural command of... angles. Excellent pose.
**Bows** My friend titled that picture "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT SEE A NIPPLE!?"
A very apt name. How many tries did it take to pull it off?

Just the one, actually.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-10-15 08:32pm

Then i second SPOOFE's statement!

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-10-15 11:14pm

I hold the philosophy that what you can't see is often more enticing than what you can.

Oh, and anudder picture:

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2004-10-16 01:37am

I must say, you certainly look... hmm... I think "recovering from the effects of profound intoxication" is probably the gentlest way to put it...

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-10-16 03:37am

"Recovering"?!? Don't you mean "enjoying"?

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2004-10-16 06:57am

Spoofe, show us your range - we all feel the power of gritty-Spoofe, but is there a dancing-in-the-meadow-Spoofe?

My damn flatmate took my damn camera with her on her European 'look at broken things and dead people' holiday. I miss out

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-10-16 06:16pm

Don't be ridiculous... you can't get drunk off a meadow.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-16 07:07pm

Ok, I've shown them before, but :

Me performing my world famous Shrub-balancing-on-head act, from many years ago

And me aged 27

Yes, you to can lean against windows for fun and profit.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-16 07:12pm

Oops almost forgot this :

Aged 26, from th year I spent as an Outdoors shop mannequin.

Damn, look how thin my waist used to be when I was young and fit.

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-10-17 05:52am

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-10-17 07:25am

Stupid fucking flash...

But the new digital camera is real nice. The quality of the pic is about 500 x better than the other ones I've put up.

[EDIT] Hmm... I need a shave, and my monobrow is forming again.

Anyone notice my pearly whites? I have two baby teeth, and I'm 21.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-17 07:28am

bohemianfey wrote:Broken image

Piccie not working.

You forgot the 1 at the end if you meant this picture

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-10-17 08:35am

Stofsk wrote:[EDIT] Hmm... I need a shave, and my monobrow is forming again.

Anyone notice my pearly whites? I have two baby teeth, and I'm 21.

Whats wrong with monobrow's?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-17 08:39am

Ace Pace wrote:
Stofsk wrote:[EDIT] Hmm... I need a shave, and my monobrow is forming again.
Whats wrong with monobrow's?

Werewolf!

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-10-17 08:41am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Werewolf!

I suck blood?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-17 08:44am

Ace Pace wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Werewolf!
I suck blood?

That would be a Vampire. You howl at the moon and chase sticks... oh as well as hunt and kill people before eating them in raw bloody chunks - everyone needs a hobby after all.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-10-17 08:45am

Stofsk wrote:Anyone notice my pearly whites? I have two baby teeth, and I'm 21.

1. Quality pic.

2. By baby teeth, do you mean those 2 big ones at the front? I have those.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-10-17 08:46am

Rob Wilson wrote:
That would be a Vampire. You howl at the moon and chase sticks... oh as well as hunt and kill people before eating them in raw bloody chunks - everyone needs a hobby after all.

Damn, does that mean I can't live a closeted life anymore? you mean I have to go 'outside'

once a month?

Well, the meat helps, do humens taste like lamb?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-17 08:49am

Gandalf wrote:
Stofsk wrote:Anyone notice my pearly whites? I have two baby teeth, and I'm 21.
1. Quality pic.

2. By baby teeth, do you mean those 2 big ones at the front? I have those.

The small ones at the side.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-17 08:51am

Ace Pace wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
That would be a Vampire. You howl at the moon and chase sticks... oh as well as hunt and kill people before eating them in raw bloody chunks - everyone needs a hobby after all.
Damn, does that mean I can't live a closeted life anymore? you mean I have to go 'outside' once a month?

Only at night, during the full moon.

Ace Pace wrote:Well, the meat helps, do humens taste like lamb?

Apparently like chicken, or pork. I don't think it's possible to get Kosher Humans, espescially if you kill them on the run, so go with chicken for now.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-10-17 08:55am

Chicken? yuck, filthy dry shit.
pork? hmn, first time for everything

I suppose I should bring my own spices with me, and a grill, Humen Steak Entricort or human ribs sounds delicious.

Damn, who knew monbrows were Werewolf's

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-17 08:59am

Ace Pace wrote: Damn, who knew monbrows were Werewolf's

You learn something new everyday, the wonder of the Internet.
And I think we'll end the Hijack on that note. Now back to Camwhorage.