If Star Wars was an anime...

Aki-Wan Hanabi · Post by **Aki-Wan Hanabi** » 2004-10-20 05:01am

C-3Po would have hidden weapons, beam cannons etc.
Vader would look a lot bigger compared to the other characters, time would slow down in every fight, so that characters would have chance to think their next moves. And C-3PO and R2-D2 would be having long existential debates every 5 minutes.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2004-10-20 11:56am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Heck, if Star Wars is an anime, it would soon be followed by a hentai version, where Luke, Han, & Leia have threesome together.

Hmm...that's not too bad.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-10-20 02:21pm

Jedi would create the lightsabre beam through forcve of will((Ala Ryoko and Washu in Tenchi Muyo))and one of the final tests is the creation of a lightsabre......

The 20 somrething Padme would be shown having a' private' audience with Naboos queen.

Leias interrogation would involve...a tentacle robot.

Padme would still be alive under the Alias of Mon Mortha

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-10-20 02:29pm

Though I can see a SSith using Force push to explode a guys head...no need to touch .

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-10-20 03:51pm

All Ace fighter pilots would have a hairstyle that completely obscures at least half of their face. Their lack of depth perception will be insignifigant compared to the power of the Force.

andrewgpaul · Post by **andrewgpaul** » 2004-10-20 04:58pm

Iceberg wrote: *Fans would draw pictures of a naked Luke and Leia embracing *after*
their parentage was revealed. In fact, it might not be revealed until
after they'd slept together (cue the angst).

*Jabba the Inju would get a lot more, um, friendly with Slave Girl Leia.
(FAN SERVICE!)

you know, some people do that anyway

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-10-20 11:15pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote: Man, I wish Showtime was still running Fist of the North Star. That show ruled. Kenshiro was the ultimate 80's action hero: Incomprehensibly violent, utterly sadistic in his dealings with the bad guys, with the personality of a wooden plank.

It also had one of the greatest episode titles ever:

"The Raging Flame Reverse Flow Punch! There are too many who must die..."

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-10-21 01:16am

Yoda would perch atop a 6 foot walking stick and use it to hop around on.

Obi Wan would look and act like Master Roshi((hides))

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2004-10-21 08:18am

Iceberg wrote:One or two of these are outdated (with DVD, the dub-vs-sub wars are now a thing of the past), but it's still good stuff.

HOW STAR WARS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF IT WERE ANIME

*Two words: missile swarms.

And would be done by their original creator, Ichirou Itano. And he would steal the cels he was working on a take them away from three days and when he got back they would be perfect. Oh and probe-droids would have tentacles that disembowel people. And speederbikes would transform like the Military Garland from Megazone. And Star Wars wouldn't suck because it was a three part OVA instead of a movie =p

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-10-21 12:41pm

Rebel ships would look like US Navy ships from WW22 ,Imperial shiops would look like Japanese ships with the Executor looking like the Yamato.

Fighters would be tightly packed and launched from armored boxes along the sides of the ships.

Chewbacca would be replaced by a uber cute cat sized creature...that transforms into a spaceship.

Boba Fett and Han Solo would be revealed to be women and both would make passes at Leia.

Mara Jade would be reveled to be Palpatnes daughter and would be an ace TIE interceptor pilot.

Han being reveled a woman would happen when Li decides to surprise her in the fresher.

Vader wouldn`t need his helment but wears it anyway.However when removed it reveals the left side of his face is replaced by cybernetics ALA Bretai.

Vadr and Luke when they fought would appear to dissapear as they fight when the others save for Leia watch them since they will use Force speed.course Luke will be scared craless the first time Vader uses it on him .

andrewgpaul · Post by **andrewgpaul** » 2004-10-21 01:42pm

most of the effects shots and personal action sequences would be the camera panning across a still image.

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2004-10-23 11:24pm

andrewgpaul wrote:most of the effects shots and personal action sequences would be the camera panning across a still image.

Not if Ichiro Itano did them. You wanna see fast shit you can't keep track of, watch any Megazone =>

Tychu · Post by **Tychu** » 2004-10-23 11:32pm

If Star Wars was an Anime, i wouldnt watch it. Anime sux

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