Han Solo vs. Lando Calrissian

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Han Solo vs. Lando Calrissian

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It's a question that's just begging to be settled. Who truly is the baddest galactic scoundrel with a heart of gold?

Round 1: Fist fight.

Round 2: Dogfight with each flying a Millenium Falcon duplicate.
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Round 3: Playing a hand of Sabbacc
Round 4: Picking up chicks at the bar
Round 5: Negotiating a spice run with a shady local mob boss.
Round 6: Racing to the supermarket to buy death sticks, who wins?
Round 7: Trying to pick up Leia
Round 8: Give each one a cream pie and have them toss it at each other.
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Round 9: Threatening each other in a cantina and seeing who pulls the trigger first. :P
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Han Solo for the fight, because Lando is more of a smooth talker.

For the dogfight, it probably goes to Lando, who came up with his own maneuver at the battle of Tanaab.
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Round 1: Fist fight.
Han. He's more of a grunt than Lando.
Round 2: Dogfight with each flying a Millenium Falcon duplicate.
Han. Superior pilot by far.
Round 3: Playing a hand of Sabbacc.
Lando. He's a professional; Han just gets lucky.
Round 4: Picking up chicks at the bar.
Lando. Much smoother.
Round 5: Negotiating a spice run with a shady local mob boss.
Lando. He's glib and charming. Han is too coarse.
Round 6: Racing to the supermarket to buy death sticks, who wins?
Han. He's more physical and plays dirtier.
Round 7: Trying to pick up Leia.
Han. Lando tries to hard for an aloof princess like Leia. Han's DILLIGAF nature makes him more attractive to her.
Round 8: Give each one a cream pie and have them toss it at each other.
Toughest one. Gotta give it to Han. Lando would be too afraid for his clothes.
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