Self-Portriats (my friends, this is a challenge)

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-10-22 12:29am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Lord Poe wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:*waits patiently for the picture of wayne in his make-up to appear.*
Who am I to disappoint?

<snip pic>
There's the fella. And I thought I looked bad in the morning.

Before or after the coffee?

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-10-22 02:55am

Cropped it from a 1200x1024 or whatever the ratio is. My mother was the main focus of the image and there was this ugly veranda fence behind me, so I had to crop it to make it look just okee. Also, I am still getting the camera, and black n white film, I had to resort to this. Nothing special, but what the hey - me almost 3 years ago.

And yes my hair is fucked too. IIRC I had just taken off my helmet, since I was on the backseat of the bike with my dad. And his hair was screwed too. =]

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-22 06:41pm

Lord Revan wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:You look so happy to be wearing that hat.
there one pic where I'm smiling, but I look retarded in that one. This is my normal expression, I don't smile or look happy often. I'm bit of dark person.

We'll soon fix that *Gets out 1,000,000 Candlepower searchlight*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-22 06:44pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:

Anyway what's wrong with wanting to be an International playboy when you grow up. It's worked out well for me.
Ah... yes, my "wanting" and "practicing" days some years ago... Seems like yesterday...

PS: didn't quite make it to international level, but I'm content with what I am at the workplace

Well being an International Playboy isn't for everyone, the endless hordes of women, the mindless sex, the huge bank account and the endless posing on staricases for photographs can weary the normal man. But then I doubt anyone on this board could be mistaken for normal.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-22 06:46pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: There's the fella. And I thought I looked bad in the morning.
Before or after the coffee?

Coffee is the drink of the effette; the real man drinks tea. Strong tea that puts hairs on your chest and is served in a man's mug. Not some tiny little, girly thimble thing.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2004-10-22 07:49pm

Rob Wilson wrote:We'll soon fix that *Gets out 1,000,000 Candlepower searchlight*

I Have to wonder how searchlight will change my personality?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-22 07:51pm

Lord Revan wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:We'll soon fix that *Gets out 1,000,000 Candlepower searchlight*
I Have to wonder how searchlight will change my personality?

It was a joke about you being 'dark'.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2004-10-22 07:58pm

Rob Wilson wrote:It was a joke about you being 'dark'.

I know. THe answer wouls have been very different had I been serious. (got you)

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-22 08:04pm

Lord Revan wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:It was a joke about you being 'dark'.
I know. THe answer wouls have been very different had I been serious. (got you)

AH-ha, so your not that dark then. I see my deliberate *cough* plan to make you make a joke worked... yeah that's what happened. *Walks away quickly*

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-10-23 02:42am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Coffee is the drink of the effette; the real man drinks tea. Strong tea that puts hairs on your chest and is served in a man's mug. Not some tiny little, girly thimble thing.

Isn't Tea an anogram for woman's drink? Look at Picard, not a bigger whiney bitch than he, and he drinks tea.

How I like my coffee is how I like my women. Big, black, strong, and bitter.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-23 02:51am

Knife wrote: Isn't Tea an anogram for woman's drink? Look at Picard, not a bigger whiney bitch than he, and he drinks tea.

How I like my coffee is how I like my women. Big, black, strong, and bitter.

No it's an anagram of ate, as in 'I ripped out the pussy's throat and ate it in front of him.'

Whereas Coffee is and anagram of ' Of fee c' a clear indication it's made of shit, hence the colour.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-10-23 02:57am

Ah, you poor uncultured, Brits. Missing out on such a enlighting substance such as ambrosia....er I mean coffee.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-10-23 03:15am

Here's one I did the old fashioned way: held the camera at arm's length and snapped away! Then I "artsied" it up a bit for the thread:

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-10-23 03:21am

Very nice. Well done.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2004-10-23 03:30am

Lord Poe wrote:Here's one I did the old fashioned way: held the camera at arm's length and snapped away! Then I "artsied" it up a bit for the thread:
Artsy

Very different. You use an oil paint filter?

Taken on holiday, or do you guys have that sort of nice coastal spot near you? Very pictureque (if you'll pardon the pun... or even if you won't

).

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-10-23 03:51am

Hehe, overseen.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-10-23 12:20pm

Knife wrote: Ah, you poor uncultured, Brits. Missing out on such a enlighting substance such as ambrosia....er I mean coffee.

I'm American, and I'll tell you flat out: coffee sucks. It smells nice, but that's it. Give me some good tea, preferably green mint.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-10-23 01:16pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: There's the fella. And I thought I looked bad in the morning.
Before or after the coffee?
Coffee is the drink of the effette; the real man drinks tea. Strong tea that puts hairs on your chest and is served in a man's mug. Not some tiny little, girly thimble thing.

It's the coffe that make difference to Wayne's photos

Don't remember the threat, though. That one picture is before morning coffee.

Rob Wilson wrote: Coffee is the drink of the effette; the real man drinks tea.

Yeah, sure. Like Picard

Me, I'd rather have tequila. With salt & lime.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-10-23 01:17pm

Lord Poe wrote:Here's one I did the old fashioned way: held the camera at arm's length and snapped away! Then I "artsied" it up a bit for the thread:

<snip pic>

So no horror make up this time?

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-10-23 01:33pm

`naeo wrote:Hehe, overseen.

Because you look too much like someone I know IRL.

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-10-23 08:45pm

Ace Pace wrote:
`naeo wrote:Hehe, overseen.
Because you look too much like someone I know IRL.

So long as this person is not female, all's good.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-10-24 01:13am

Hell no

actully you even look slightly like me after 6 months without a haircut

moku · Post by **moku** » 2004-10-24 01:49am

Ace Pace wrote:Hell no actully you even look slightly like me after 6 months without a haircut

I was given the shit by some other people about that before, but I like my long hair. That image was taken almost about 3 years ago. I look a bit better now, especially since I hadn't just undertaken a 6 hour bike cruise through the mountains, and taken off my helmet to reveal my fucked up hair...

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-10-24 02:49am

Rob Wilson wrote:Very different. You use an oil paint filter?

No, dry-brush!

Taken on holiday, or do you guys have that sort of nice coastal spot near you? Very pictureque (if you'll pardon the pun... or even if you won't ).

Yeah, its a a lighthouse within a 40 minute drive. Nice place!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-10-24 02:51am

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:So no horror make up this time?

I've got plenty of those! But its too off topic here!