Pie thrown at AnnThrax Coulter during a speech.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2004-10-22 11:46pm

watching the skin melt from her face in rivulets of molten tissue, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

wasn't raiders but "The last Crusade"

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-10-22 11:56pm

Joe wrote:5'? How do you not get a direct hit at 5'?

Given her anorexic state, Coulter already presents a minimal target aspect from most angles of approach.

Loner · Post by **Loner** » 2004-10-23 12:10am

Mayabird wrote: And then have to pay damages when her lack of bodily insulation (you know, flesh and such) doesn't stop the paintballs from inflicting major but nonfatal wounds on her organs?

Besides, you also can't play the Looney Tunes song in the background when the recording of it circulates the 'net.

What about water ballons filled with paint?

Dalton wrote:If she got a leg blown off by an Iraqi RPG I would be upset that they didn't get the rest of her. She would make me believe in the existence of Satan if she didn't prove first that there truly is no God.

Brother?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-10-23 12:13am

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Wouldn't a stake and garlic be better at stopping Ann Coulter?
No, that's Dick Cheney. He's just a mere vampire. Ann Coulter is something approaching a dark nexus of unholy energy, unfortunate enough to be born into a conservative background. We're just lucky she's a girl, sexual frustration would probably turn her into a paragon of evil Satan would masturbate to.

Now, more than ever, we need Tassadar.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2004-10-23 01:24am

Dennis Toy wrote:
watching the skin melt from her face in rivulets of molten tissue, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
wasn't raiders but "The last Crusade"

Happened in both. The guy drinking from the false Grail in Crusade, and all the Nazis that opened the Ark in Raiders.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-10-23 01:27am

Didn't the guy in Crusade only dry up and turn into a skeleton? Not melt.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-10-23 02:07am

Not that I think she's a great gal, or anything, but I just see this crap as an esculation in polar politics. What will the thread look like when Al Franken gets pie'd. Then another Repub, then another Demo, ect......

If you disagree with the bitch, fine. But sophmorish pranks? Get a life.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-10-23 02:43am

Dennis Toy wrote:
watching the skin melt from her face in rivulets of molten tissue, like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
wasn't raiders but "The last Crusade"

Um...no, in Raiders when they opened the Ark, the two Nazis in front of it had their faces melted off.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-10-23 04:55am

I'm surprised no one's tried to pull a "In the Company of Men" with her yet. Heck, get Michael Moore involved as the loser sidekick man-bitch.

Admiral2 · Post by **Admiral2** » 2004-10-23 10:46am

I'm soooo going to regret doing this, I know, but...

What could Ann Coulter possibly have done to have engendered such outright glee at somebody attacking her and even more regret that she didn't suffer more physical damage?

She speaks her mind. You think what she says is wrong? Fine. If that's the case, why don't you just do what people on this board are supposed to be good at: analyze what she says and demonstrate what she's wrong about! Cheering the actions of a couple of absolute pussies isn't going to win you many converts.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-10-23 10:55am

Admiral2 wrote:What could Ann Coulter possibly have done to have engendered such outright glee at somebody attacking her and even more regret that she didn't suffer more physical damage?

It was pie dude, relax.

She speaks her mind. You think what she says is wrong? Fine. If that's the case, why don't you just do what people on this board are supposed to be good at: analyze what she says and demonstrate what she's wrong about! Cheering the actions of a couple of absolute pussies isn't going to win you many converts.

Analysing Ann Coulter is sort of like reading backwards; it hurts, and why do it? She's crazy, case closed.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-10-23 11:18am

Admiral2 wrote:I'm soooo going to regret doing this, I know, but...

What could Ann Coulter possibly have done to have engendered such outright glee at somebody attacking her and even more regret that she didn't suffer more physical damage?

She speaks her mind. You think what she says is wrong? Fine. If that's the case, why don't you just do what people on this board are supposed to be good at: analyze what she says and demonstrate what she's wrong about! Cheering the actions of a couple of absolute pussies isn't going to win you many converts.

She's not just wrong; she's a hateful intolerant bitch who wants to classify all leftists, liberals, and anti-war protesters as guilty of "treason" and take away their right to freedom of speech. In light of that, it's not even poetic justice that people would attempt to disrupt one of her speeches. No, it would be poetic justice if someone kidnapped her and held her captive in a prison cell for years with no lawyer and no trial and no formal charges, because she thinks that's perfectly reasonable for people who are suspected of being linked to "terror" or supporting it in any way. And from her own books, she suspects pretty much all liberals of supporting terror.

Talon Karrde · Post by **Talon Karrde** » 2004-10-23 02:17pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:I did a showing of f9/11 at my school. in response, they are doing a showing of hype9/11, including interviews with ann coulter.

shes not the best of sources, if your ask me.

And Moron Moore is?

Fire Fly · Post by **Fire Fly** » 2004-10-23 02:23pm

Michael Moore might not be the Pope in terms of intentions and honesty, but he does back alot of his statements with information and facts.
Ann Coulter, on the other hand, has made so many outrageous statements and lies that she makes Sean Hannity look like he's a liberal. She thinks anyone who doesn't agree with the current administration is suddenly an enemy of the state.

Admiral2 · Post by **Admiral2** » 2004-10-23 03:58pm

Darth Wong wrote:She's not just wrong; she's a hateful intolerant bitch who wants to classify all leftists, liberals, and anti-war protesters as guilty of "treason" and take away their right to freedom of speech. In light of that, it's not even poetic justice that people would attempt to disrupt one of her speeches. No, it would be poetic justice if someone kidnapped her and held her captive in a prison cell for years with no lawyer and no trial and no formal charges, because she thinks that's perfectly reasonable for people who are suspected of being linked to "terror" or supporting it in any way. And from her own books, she suspects pretty much all liberals of supporting terror.

So you've actually read all her books? And her columns on a regular basis?

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-10-23 04:03pm

Admiral2 wrote:
So you've actually read all her books? And her columns on a regular basis?

Since when was it mandatory to read all of a person's works to determine that s/he is a nutcase?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2004-10-23 04:13pm

Hamel wrote:
Admiral2 wrote:
So you've actually read all her books? And her columns on a regular basis?
Since when was it mandatory to read all of a person's works to determine that s/he is a nutcase?

Quite true. Or has everyone here who thinks Hitler was a nutjob read Mein Kampf? (I know I haven't).

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-10-23 05:07pm

Admiral2 wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:She's not just wrong; she's a hateful intolerant bitch who wants to classify all leftists, liberals, and anti-war protesters as guilty of "treason" and take away their right to freedom of speech. In light of that, it's not even poetic justice that people would attempt to disrupt one of her speeches. No, it would be poetic justice if someone kidnapped her and held her captive in a prison cell for years with no lawyer and no trial and no formal charges, because she thinks that's perfectly reasonable for people who are suspected of being linked to "terror" or supporting it in any way. And from her own books, she suspects pretty much all liberals of supporting terror.
So you've actually read all her books? And her columns on a regular basis?

When you've got somebody who's declaring everybody on the left a traitor and says famously in one column that "liberals need to know they can be killed", that's fairly indicative that the person in question is, indeed, an intolerant fanatical nutjob.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-10-23 05:08pm

Talon Karrde wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:I did a showing of f9/11 at my school. in response, they are doing a showing of hype9/11, including interviews with ann coulter.

shes not the best of sources, if your ask me.
And Moron Moore is?

Considering that Moore has a slightly closer connection to planet Earth than Coulter...

Talon Karrde · Post by **Talon Karrde** » 2004-10-23 05:19pm

Patrick Degan wrote:
Talon Karrde wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:I did a showing of f9/11 at my school. in response, they are doing a showing of hype9/11, including interviews with ann coulter.

shes not the best of sources, if your ask me.
And Moron Moore is?
Considering that Moore has a slightly closer connection to planet Earth than Coulter...

Thats debatable.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2004-10-23 05:22pm

Moore hasn't demanded we go into the middle east and convert everyone to Christianity.

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2004-10-23 07:02pm

Admiral2 wrote:I'm soooo going to regret doing this, I know, but...

What could Ann Coulter possibly have done to have engendered such outright glee at somebody attacking her and even more regret that she didn't suffer more physical damage?

Let's start here:

http://students.washington.edu/right/12 ... oulter.htm

Money quote: "Coulter was asked why she condemns the terrorists so strongly, but not those who kill abortion doctors. She said that the latter have been extremely frustrated by the fact that they can’t vote on this issue, thanks to Roe vs. Wade, and that they worked within the system for twenty years without success before turning to murder. She said that those individuals believe they had been left with no other routes for dissent in the face of an ongoing atrocity. Coulter further suggested that although she would not take it upon herself to take extreme actions on the abortion issue, she will not condemn those who do."

and here:

http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=6258

Money quote: "Is your tape recorder running? Turn it on! I got something to say."

Then she said: "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

and here:

http://www.salon.com/books/letters/2003/07/08/coulter/

Money quote: "Ann "thrax" Coulter told a crowd at the University of Washington (Nov. 15, 2001) that she would not condemn abortion clinic bombers or those who murder doctors because they had tried to work within the system to change the laws on abortion and were frustrated by their failure. In her book "High Crimes and Misdemeanors," she called for the assassination of President Clinton. Last year, in an interview with George Gurley in the New York Observer, she said: "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building." She told David Brock that she wanted to leave her law practice in New York because she didn't want to be around so many Jews, and her racist remarks about Arabs are everywhere.

I bring all this up to make three points:

1) To be called a disloyal American who supports terrorism by someone like Coulter is like being called a bad driver by Chante Mallard or a lousy parent by Susan Smith.

2) Ann Coulter is desperately trying to edge out Michael Wiener to lead the Buford Furrow wing of the Republican Party.

3) At some point during the 1990s, the skinhead movement opened its membership to female impersonators.

Why does the right promote characters Like Ann "thrax" and the Savage Wiener? Because so many left-center types won't fight back. Until they do, there'll be more of this kind of crap. "

So like David Duke, Fred Phelps and late ever-so-lovable George Lincoln Rockwell, Ms. Ann Thrax deserves all the heckling and abuse she gets. Payback's a bitch -just like Ann Coulter!

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-10-23 11:51pm

Talon Karrde wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:
Talon Karrde wrote:And Moron Moore is?
Considering that Moore has a slightly closer connection to planet Earth than Coulter...
Thats debatable.

Only to Right Wing Morons, perhaps. When you can quote Michael Moore saying that conservatives need to know they can be killed, or advocating a crusade, then there might be an argument on that score.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2004-10-24 12:45am

Dick Cheney is a mere undead, content to suck the blood of the lower-class and mind-control Bush...

Rush Limbaugh is a puppet, possesed, speaking in tongues and trapped in a body that will not obey him. But...

ANN COULTER WANTS TO FEAST ON YOUR SOUL

This a job for Ash, Rambo, the U.S. Military, and the Death Squadron to take out. However, if you destroy her, she may rise, so recruiting the Buffy Gang and Angel Gang should help.

But seriously, if I could understand even a minute amount of the vile dogshit boiling out of all of her orifices 25/8, I would forgive her. But the tripe she spews is almost daemonic in its moronic, hateful nature. The Dark Side is strong in that one.[/b][/u]

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2004-10-24 01:15am

I consider myself pretty right wing (and I'm sure that some here consider me somewhere in Shep territory

), but Ann Coulter is too over the top even for me.

At first I thought she was being deliberately so in order to make a sarcastic point, but she's not. She's serious.

Anyone who counts Joe McCarthy as one of her heroes is a holder of the Looney Tunes Medal with Oak Leaves and Palm Cluster.