Fear for humanity...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-10-20 11:55am

but specifically, the UK.

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=1055

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-10-20 12:02pm

I sure as fucking hope thats lemonade she's drinking.

Townies/chavs/pikies etc are the scum of britain.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-10-20 12:03pm

Good grief, it's almost like being back at home instead of at uni. Don't see that many charvas on the west coast, only mini-charvas who do the same stuff but about 5 years younger. Looking at her expression, Zac, I'm betting on lemonade and vodka.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2004-10-20 12:30pm

Uhh... "chavs"?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-10-20 12:30pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:Good grief, it's almost like being back at home instead of at uni. Don't see that many charvas on the west coast, only mini-charvas who do the same stuff but about 5 years younger. Looking at her expression, Zac, I'm betting on lemonade and vodka.

me too, and thats why their the scum of england.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-10-20 12:35pm

Elheru Aran wrote:Uhh... "chavs"?

We should really have a wee page of Brit stuff somewhere to satisfy these questions.

Chavs/Charvas/Scallies/Townies/Pikies and various other terms: British slang for a group of teenagers wearing tracksuits/sports gear/ burburry (sp) hats, hang around in groups of about 15 with nothing to do but generally get pissed out of their brains, cause light vandalism and intimidation, think they're better than everyone else. That sort of thing.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-10-20 02:03pm

Here in the States, we call 'em slackers.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-10-20 02:46pm

SPOOFE wrote:Here in the States, we call 'em slackers.

But where's the fun in calling things by just one name? How can you confuse non-locals? The eskimos may allegedly have 200 different names for snow, we've got 400 names for the bastards throwing it at your car window on the way to work in the morning.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-10-20 03:31pm

Come down south LJ, theres a fricking infection down here

They get mauled by the "Rockers" though

and grandmothers with crocodile skin handbags

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-10-20 06:06pm

You know nothing of scallies till you visit the north of England where they arise like flocks of zombies as soon as you go down an alley or near an off-license.

"Can ya gat sarved?"

Hopefully she miscarries that thing instead of birthing it like most the scally scum do round here.

[edit] you should also watch this: http://chavscum.co.uk/Chavs2.swf

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-10-20 07:51pm

Zac Naloen wrote:I sure as fucking hope thats lemonade she's drinking.

Are you kidding? Look at the expression on her face, man; she's more tanked than a column of M1A1s.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-10-21 01:13am

funny I am related to one....

that's my uncle arnold if there ever was a discription of that lazy bouncer/drunk, ex-amature footballer....

funny I have two cousins just like him, who both suffer different symptoms of alcohol poisoning...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-10-21 04:22am

Charvas! OH GODLESS SAVE ME FROM THE CHARVAS!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-10-21 05:08am

The_Lumberjack wrote:
Elheru Aran wrote:Uhh... "chavs"?
We should really have a wee page of Brit stuff somewhere to satisfy these questions.

Chavs/Charvas/Scallies/Townies/Pikies and various other terms: British slang for a group of teenagers wearing tracksuits/sports gear/ burburry (sp) hats, hang around in groups of about 15 with nothing to do but generally get pissed out of their brains, cause light vandalism and intimidation, think they're better than everyone else. That sort of thing.

Not quite true. Let me clarify your terms.

Chavs: Ugly mingers that hang around NE and East London in fake burberry, velour tracksuits (often with a word written across their arse), and bling. Oh, the bling...
Charvas: No idea
Scallies: A resident of one of those towns oop norf. I cannae remember which one, but I think it's Durham.
Townies: Sporty scum that think white trainers are respectable daily footwear. Can fight better than chavs and will start a fight more readily. But at least they don't bling.
Pikeys: An offensive term for gypsies.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-10-21 05:14am

InnerBrat wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:
Elheru Aran wrote:Uhh... "chavs"?
We should really have a wee page of Brit stuff somewhere to satisfy these questions.

Chavs/Charvas/Scallies/Townies/Pikies and various other terms: British slang for a group of teenagers wearing tracksuits/sports gear/ burburry (sp) hats, hang around in groups of about 15 with nothing to do but generally get pissed out of their brains, cause light vandalism and intimidation, think they're better than everyone else. That sort of thing.
Not quite true. Let me clarify your terms.

Chavs: Ugly mingers that hang around NE and East London in fake burberry, velour tracksuits (often with a word written across their arse), and bling. Oh, the bling...
Charvas: No idea
Scallies: A resident of one of those towns oop norf. I cannae remember which one, but I think it's Durham.
Townies: Sporty scum that think white trainers are respectable daily footwear. Can fight better than chavs and will start a fight more readily. But at least they don't bling.
Pikeys: An offensive term for gypsies.

Charvas is the lower budget North-East term for a mixture of Chavs and Townies, Scallies seems to be a North-West and North-General variant - in wider use than Charvas, where as the latter is rarely heard outside of the area around Newcastle. Wasnt sure about Pikeys but assumed it was a general one-and-the-same thing, I did find out the term used in Glasgow from a friend once, something beginning with w, but I've forgotten it.

speaker-to-trolls · Post by **speaker-to-trolls** » 2004-10-21 09:01am

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!.
Shoot it!, shoot it!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-10-21 08:10pm

I think we found the British cousin of that smoking woman who was concerned about the sound of roadwork's effect on her unborn baby.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-10-21 10:09pm

reminds me of the old joke...

very pregnant woman comes into a bar
bartender looks at her and says, you shouldn't be here in your condition, where's your husband.
woman says: he's out with my best friend, make it doubles we both need to get fucked up tonight.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-10-22 12:46am

You guys could use another Blitz.

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2004-10-23 06:16pm

That picture made me sick to my stomach!! I really wish people would smarten up. Hopefully she'll look back at that photo when she has matured (if that ever happens) and she be smart and teach her children (I say children because I'm sure she'll be pregnant again as soon as possible after she gives birth to this one) not to drink like she is in the picture, and especially to not post it on tne internet!! What a dufus! Excuse me while I go throw up

SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2004-10-23 07:37pm

"What does it say on the back of yer T-shirt, The End is Nee?"
acutally says "The End Is Nigh" fucking illiterate scum.

"Yay i got no qualifications what so ever, and the government is funding me to make babies."

While I a student (who might be of use to the country) have to fund myself (albeit with a loan, which i'd have to pay back anyway) through Uni.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-10-23 08:16pm

In Belfast we call them Millies. I watch and laugh regularily as they try and fight witht he goths over rightd to the benches outside city hall. New Rock Boots > Nikes and Berberry.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-10-24 01:33pm

Is Ali G's schtick that of a chav?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-10-24 02:07pm

Now the guy is sort of cute, if you can get past the waves and waves of drunken stupidity

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-10-25 09:04am

My polite young cousin grew up into a scally, it was horrible to see. He just got out of prison and straight back into his grandad socks, which of course have his trackies tucked into them.

Oh, the burberry hat *shiver*

ARGHHHHHHH!