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- Zac Naloen
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I sure as fucking hope thats lemonade she's drinking.
Townies/chavs/pikies etc are the scum of britain.
Townies/chavs/pikies etc are the scum of britain.
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Good grief, it's almost like being back at home instead of at uni. Don't see that many charvas on the west coast, only mini-charvas who do the same stuff but about 5 years younger. Looking at her expression, Zac, I'm betting on lemonade and vodka.
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- Zac Naloen
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me too, and thats why their the scum of england.The_Lumberjack wrote:Good grief, it's almost like being back at home instead of at uni. Don't see that many charvas on the west coast, only mini-charvas who do the same stuff but about 5 years younger. Looking at her expression, Zac, I'm betting on lemonade and vodka.
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We should really have a wee page of Brit stuff somewhere to satisfy these questions.Elheru Aran wrote:Uhh... "chavs"?
Chavs/Charvas/Scallies/Townies/Pikies and various other terms: British slang for a group of teenagers wearing tracksuits/sports gear/ burburry (sp) hats, hang around in groups of about 15 with nothing to do but generally get pissed out of their brains, cause light vandalism and intimidation, think they're better than everyone else. That sort of thing.
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But where's the fun in calling things by just one name? How can you confuse non-locals? The eskimos may allegedly have 200 different names for snow, we've got 400 names for the bastards throwing it at your car window on the way to work in the morning.SPOOFE wrote:Here in the States, we call 'em slackers.
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Come down south LJ, theres a fricking infection down here
They get mauled by the "Rockers" though
and grandmothers with crocodile skin handbags
They get mauled by the "Rockers" though
and grandmothers with crocodile skin handbags
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You know nothing of scallies till you visit the north of England where they arise like flocks of zombies as soon as you go down an alley or near an off-license.
"Can ya gat sarved?"
Hopefully she miscarries that thing instead of birthing it like most the scally scum do round here.
[edit] you should also watch this: http://chavscum.co.uk/Chavs2.swf
"Can ya gat sarved?"
Hopefully she miscarries that thing instead of birthing it like most the scally scum do round here.
[edit] you should also watch this: http://chavscum.co.uk/Chavs2.swf
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funny I am related to one....
that's my uncle arnold if there ever was a discription of that lazy bouncer/drunk, ex-amature footballer....
funny I have two cousins just like him, who both suffer different symptoms of alcohol poisoning...
that's my uncle arnold if there ever was a discription of that lazy bouncer/drunk, ex-amature footballer....
funny I have two cousins just like him, who both suffer different symptoms of alcohol poisoning...
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Not quite true. Let me clarify your terms.The_Lumberjack wrote:We should really have a wee page of Brit stuff somewhere to satisfy these questions.Elheru Aran wrote:Uhh... "chavs"?
Chavs/Charvas/Scallies/Townies/Pikies and various other terms: British slang for a group of teenagers wearing tracksuits/sports gear/ burburry (sp) hats, hang around in groups of about 15 with nothing to do but generally get pissed out of their brains, cause light vandalism and intimidation, think they're better than everyone else. That sort of thing.
Chavs: Ugly mingers that hang around NE and East London in fake burberry, velour tracksuits (often with a word written across their arse), and bling. Oh, the bling...
Charvas: No idea
Scallies: A resident of one of those towns oop norf. I cannae remember which one, but I think it's Durham.
Townies: Sporty scum that think white trainers are respectable daily footwear. Can fight better than chavs and will start a fight more readily. But at least they don't bling.
Pikeys: An offensive term for gypsies.
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Charvas is the lower budget North-East term for a mixture of Chavs and Townies, Scallies seems to be a North-West and North-General variant - in wider use than Charvas, where as the latter is rarely heard outside of the area around Newcastle. Wasnt sure about Pikeys but assumed it was a general one-and-the-same thing, I did find out the term used in Glasgow from a friend once, something beginning with w, but I've forgotten it.InnerBrat wrote:Not quite true. Let me clarify your terms.The_Lumberjack wrote:We should really have a wee page of Brit stuff somewhere to satisfy these questions.Elheru Aran wrote:Uhh... "chavs"?
Chavs/Charvas/Scallies/Townies/Pikies and various other terms: British slang for a group of teenagers wearing tracksuits/sports gear/ burburry (sp) hats, hang around in groups of about 15 with nothing to do but generally get pissed out of their brains, cause light vandalism and intimidation, think they're better than everyone else. That sort of thing.
Chavs: Ugly mingers that hang around NE and East London in fake burberry, velour tracksuits (often with a word written across their arse), and bling. Oh, the bling...
Charvas: No idea
Scallies: A resident of one of those towns oop norf. I cannae remember which one, but I think it's Durham.
Townies: Sporty scum that think white trainers are respectable daily footwear. Can fight better than chavs and will start a fight more readily. But at least they don't bling.
Pikeys: An offensive term for gypsies.
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reminds me of the old joke...
very pregnant woman comes into a bar
bartender looks at her and says, you shouldn't be here in your condition, where's your husband.
woman says: he's out with my best friend, make it doubles we both need to get fucked up tonight.
very pregnant woman comes into a bar
bartender looks at her and says, you shouldn't be here in your condition, where's your husband.
woman says: he's out with my best friend, make it doubles we both need to get fucked up tonight.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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You guys could use another Blitz.
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That picture made me sick to my stomach!! I really wish people would smarten up. Hopefully she'll look back at that photo when she has matured (if that ever happens) and she be smart and teach her children (I say children because I'm sure she'll be pregnant again as soon as possible after she gives birth to this one) not to drink like she is in the picture, and especially to not post it on tne internet!! What a dufus! Excuse me while I go throw up
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acutally says "The End Is Nigh" fucking illiterate scum.
"Yay i got no qualifications what so ever, and the government is funding me to make babies."
While I a student (who might be of use to the country) have to fund myself (albeit with a loan, which i'd have to pay back anyway) through Uni.
acutally says "The End Is Nigh" fucking illiterate scum.
"Yay i got no qualifications what so ever, and the government is funding me to make babies."
While I a student (who might be of use to the country) have to fund myself (albeit with a loan, which i'd have to pay back anyway) through Uni.
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"your pills your grass your tits your ass"
" i pitty teh poor foo's that have to suffer Troy's anti-plan field"
"Escaped mental patients make better lovers" - Graffiti near Uni.
"no prizes for guessing 'the colour of the grass on the otherside' or the time on the moon" - Either Nick, Rye or Tony.
"your pills your grass your tits your ass"
" i pitty teh poor foo's that have to suffer Troy's anti-plan field"
"Escaped mental patients make better lovers" - Graffiti near Uni.
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Now the guy is sort of cute, if you can get past the waves and waves of drunken stupidity
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There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Factio republicanum delenda est