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Obviously, saddam hussein is from the middle east and an evil dictator. as such all evil dictators who are from the middle east are therefore obviously collaborating with the terrorists that bombed the towers, thus making them terrorists by default!!!111one-eleven!!1BoredShirtless wrote:Great stuff. But 62 percent of Republicans STILL believe Saddam was involved in 9/11? That can't be...
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Reminds me of when Ed Helms reported on being required to sign the "Loyalty Oath" during one of Bush's speeches.
"Jon, I can't even complain about having to sign the oath, because right after I signed it, I had to sign a second oath stating that I enjoyed signing the first one."
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"They have my parents, Jon."Durandal wrote:Reminds me of when Ed Helms reported on being required to sign the "Loyalty Oath" during one of Bush's speeches.
"Jon, I can't even complain about having to sign the oath, because right after I signed it, I had to sign a second oath stating that I enjoyed signing the first one."
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After a more careful reading of the article, it is clearly satire, as seen from paragraphs like this:
Have a very nice day.
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So, it would seem that it is not an oath Talon Karrde would take after all.I believe the best response against an Islamic fundamentalist network operating from a South Asian cave which used boxcutters to attack us is to invade a secular Arab dictator living in 11 palaces in a Middle Eastern country whose (supposed) weapon of choice was nuclear, chemical and biological weapons. I further believe that the best way to accomplish that mission was to land on air aircraft carrier in military garb and stand in front of a banner declaring it so.
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Of course it's satire, but any Bush supporter does basically adopt that position, does he not? Most of them are still pretending that "regime change" in Iraq was necessary in order to fight Al-Quaeda.fgalkin wrote:After a more careful reading of the article, it is clearly satire, as seen from paragraphs like this:
So, it would seem that it is not an oath Talon Karrde would take after all.I believe the best response against an Islamic fundamentalist network operating from a South Asian cave which used boxcutters to attack us is to invade a secular Arab dictator living in 11 palaces in a Middle Eastern country whose (supposed) weapon of choice was nuclear, chemical and biological weapons. I further believe that the best way to accomplish that mission was to land on air aircraft carrier in military garb and stand in front of a banner declaring it so.
Have a very nice day.
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