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And one last thing, all newbies must pass the coolness test in order to become and accepted member of this board. The coolness test can be found here.

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2 ... l_test.htm
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Bah, I've seen worse over at SB.com.

And there was the infamous VBBQ at the VBB....
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corbomite wrote:Bah, I've seen worse over at SB.com.

And there was the infamous VBBQ at the VBB....
We're just more tolerant.
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corbomite wrote:Bah, I've seen worse over at SB.com.

And there was the infamous VBBQ at the VBB....
Speak not of those cursed name again mortal. You are one of us now, there is no escape save death. And even then your soul is doomed to haunt the board server for all eternity.
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::Picks up a big stick. Does a few warm up swings and then...::

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*pokes silly n00b with a small kipper*
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Errr, a small kipper?

Hmmm. Am I safe from such tauntings as I am now a youngling and not a newbie? Or are younglings made to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?
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Zaia wrote:Errr, a small kipper?

Hmmm. Am I safe from such tauntings as I am now a youngling and not a newbie? Or are younglings made to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?
No. You have to use Darkstars intelligence forged into a rod to do it. The tree also happens to be mutant and feeds on human flesh.
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Zaia wrote:Errr, a small kipper?

Hmmm. Am I safe from such tauntings as I am now a youngling and not a newbie? Or are younglings made to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?

Younglings are used as bait. We have to catch the herrings somehow don't we.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Zaia wrote:Errr, a small kipper?

Hmmm. Am I safe from such tauntings as I am now a youngling and not a newbie? Or are younglings made to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?
No. You have to use Darkstars intelligence forged into a rod to do it. The tree also happens to be mutant and feeds on human flesh.
Darkstar's intelligence? Isn't that an oxymoron.
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neoolong wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Zaia wrote:Errr, a small kipper?

Hmmm. Am I safe from such tauntings as I am now a youngling and not a newbie? Or are younglings made to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?
No. You have to use Darkstars intelligence forged into a rod to do it. The tree also happens to be mutant and feeds on human flesh.
Darkstar's intelligence? Isn't that an oxymoron.
It makes the task all the harder when the rod he has to use for it doesn't exist :twisted:
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Your evilness amazes even me.
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Zaia wrote:Errr, a small kipper?

Hmmm. Am I safe from such tauntings as I am now a youngling and not a newbie? Or are younglings made to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?
No, of course not. We send younglings out to fetch us a nice shrubbery.
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Re: I wouldn't normally post 'I'm a newbie' threads but....

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corbomite wrote:I just wanted to see firsthand what you people do to newbies here.(yes, yes I know. After all I administer one of the more painful welcomes at SB.com).

I USED to be a Trekkie, but nowadays I've moved on to FS and the I-War universe.
Well, since we seem to be getting in the spirit . . . ::Charges cattle-prod. Uses it to poke newbie . . . ZAP!!!:: Welcome to SD.net!
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neoolong wrote:Your evilness amazes even me.
Why thank you. You'll be given a place in my bunker when the time for the cleansing and my ascension to God Emperor comes.
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The Dark wrote:Welcome, stoat.

POKE
Sure he's not a marmot? ;)

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verilon wrote:
The Dark wrote:Welcome, stoat.

POKE
Sure he's not a marmot? ;)

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