Tell A Story MKII

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-11-04 05:25pm

mete out saccharin Disney Podium-Justice by preaching in falsetto voices while batting three-yard long eyelashes and prancing insanely, their eyes (which comprised 75% of their total cranial real-estate) rolling and jiggling obsecenly in their oversized heads. This caused a wave of catastrophic vomiting amongst those unfortunate enough to be within earshot, and...

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-11-05 06:23am

they were all crushed to death one by one by that walking tank from Ghost in the Shell. Mere seconds before the tank stamped over and over again on his head, SuperAnglerFish's Supervision finally penetrated the vehicle and he looked upon the face of his nemesis. "No! It can't be!" But YES. The tank's operator was none other than...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-11-05 03:03pm

Eddie Haskel from Leave It To Beaver!

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-11-05 04:54pm

"Gee willakers! Did I do all that!?!" exclaimed an exasperated Haskel. Just then, a sniper took aim at Haskel's head and..

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-11-05 05:14pm

blew his head off, the head rolling like a soccer ball, then a massive main battle tank weighing 1000 tons arrives and began to blast everyone, however.....

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-11-05 05:23pm

no one noticed, as they were all engrossed in a heated soccer match with Eddie Haskel's head. Then...