Stranded on a desert Island...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-05 04:56pm

Okay, you're stranded on a desert island. Your chances of survival are nil. You will die in three days due to lack of food and water -- no sea water doesn't count.

Anyway, which girl do you fuck for the last three days of your life?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-05 05:00pm

I would say my girl friend.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-05 05:01pm

One of the girls from my dorm.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-05 05:01pm

liv taylor

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-11-05 05:02pm

Depends. I prefer quality of act over quality of look. Tell you what, send them all to me for sexual tryouts, and I'll let you know which one I like the best.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-05 05:02pm

Catharine Zeta-Jones!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-05 05:08pm

verilon wrote:Catharine Zeta-Jones!

you´d fuck her? isnt fucking a woman for gay people the same as fucking a guy for a hetero -> fucking disgusting?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-05 05:10pm

salm wrote:
verilon wrote:Catharine Zeta-Jones!
you´d fuck her? isnt fucking a woman for gay people the same as fucking a guy for a hetero -> fucking disgusting?

Dont think so, I think its more like "situational" heteroness for a gay.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-05 05:11pm

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-05 05:23pm

My wife Rebecca.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-05 05:34pm

Can I pick more than one? I'd have to say a 3-some with my snuggly GF and one her friends, seen here.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-05 05:40pm

Definatley my GF. I love her so much.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-05 05:42pm

This woman, is she also trapped on the island for the rest of her life?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-05 05:46pm

That's a good question. If she is sentenced to die, then it's not very nice to pick anybody because you're just sentencing them to death. If that were the case, then I would rescind my choice of my wife, since I would rather die knowing she's OK. I would choose Rosie O'Donnell instead, and beat her to death with the nearest blunt object in the hopes of using the meat from her carcass to prolong my existence.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-05 05:48pm

I don't think that's the basis of the question, although that is a well-meaning sentiment.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-05 05:50pm

Darth Wong wrote:That's a good question. If she is sentenced to die, then it's not very nice to pick anybody because you're just sentencing them to death. If that were the case, then I would rescind my choice of my wife, since I would rather die knowing she's OK. I would choose Rosie O'Donnell instead, and beat her to death with the nearest blunt object in the hopes of using the meat from her carcass to prolong my existence.

That’s why I didn't pick my girl friend. She likes life too much to want to be trapped on an island with only me. Chances are she'd end up killing me, though I think it would be part of an escape plan.

There are people far fatter then O'Donnell you could feast on in the world.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-05 05:59pm

salm wrote:
verilon wrote:Catharine Zeta-Jones!
you´d fuck her? isnt fucking a woman for gay people the same as fucking a guy for a hetero -> fucking disgusting?

Yes, and, for some. I don't find it appealing, per se, but as I have said in the past, I am on the very gay end of the bi spectrum. In fact, I found myslef checking out a girl that my lesbian friend was checking out (and who also happened to liek my lesbian friend). Now, if a girl that turns a gay guy's head isn't hot, I dunno what is.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-05 06:02pm

That's a good question. If she is sentenced to die, then it's not very nice to pick anybody because you're just sentencing them to death. If that were the case, then I would rescind my choice of my wife, since I would rather die knowing she's OK. I would choose Rosie O'Donnell instead, and beat her to death with the nearest blunt object in the hopes of using the meat from her carcass to prolong my existence.

Hm ... here's a modified scenario.

Jesus is coming back in three days, and he intends to follow through on his plan to kill everyone and save only 144,000 (or however many it was). You and these fine ladies are not on The Special List of Jesus.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-05 06:05pm

Here's something: the moment you and your partner are stranded on the island, the rest of the world goes up in nuclear war. Everyone's dead, no exceptions. Pity. Who's your choice?

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2002-11-05 06:06pm

whats the point of religion then if you are going to be damned anyways?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-05 06:12pm

No hijacking. We're talking about fucking beautiful women. No reason to bring religion into it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-05 06:18pm

None of the famous ones. They're all bimbos, and I'm sure without the makeup, they won't look as good.

I'd choose a woman I know in this situation.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-05 06:19pm

The girl I was checking out with my lesbian friend who doesn't know I was checking her out.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-05 06:21pm

I'd probably choose my best female friend. There's no one I'd rather spend the last three days with.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-05 07:25pm

aerius wrote:Can I pick more than one? I'd have to say a 3-some with my snuggly GF and one her friends, seen here.

princeton swimmer team. hey, most of them are ugly.

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