Films so bad they are good?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2004-10-13 10:39am

wautd wrote:
Eleas wrote:
That's the sad thing about comedies. When they're bad, they're just embarrassing. If you don't believe me, just watch Shaolin Soccer.
it gets a high user rating though

Yeah, which is something I for one will never understand. But then, I don't like Adam Sandler movies either. I guess having a low tolerance for suck makes me a bad person.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-10-13 10:50am

bohemianfey wrote:Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead

You can't even explain this one. Random porn (yes, real porn) scenes, zombies with lightning powers, almost completely irrelevant plot and FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

It's just something you love to hate.

yippieeeeee!!!

, saw it and loved it. hah, partially because it´s based in ingolstadt and the maincharacter is karl-heinz, the local weapon nut who gets the königsschwert in the beginning with which he kicks some serious zombie ass.

can´t remember any porn though, and the version i saw was definately rated 18.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-10-13 11:01am

now for something completely different:
there are movies which are so bad that they´re good again, but there are also movies that are so bad that they´re good again AND bad again.
they break through the bad scale and enter the goodaagain scale, but then they go even further to reach a new low and enter the second scale of badness.

babe watch (aka bikini academy) was one of them. supposedly making fun of bay watch, but it only manages to make bore of bay watch,
it´s supposed to have hot chicks, but they´re either fat, ugly or both and finally it´s supposed to have sex, which it doesn´t (well it does but it´s so bad that it´s not even funny.)

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-10-13 06:34pm

salm wrote:
bohemianfey wrote:Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead

You can't even explain this one. Random porn (yes, real porn) scenes, zombies with lightning powers, almost completely irrelevant plot and FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

It's just something you love to hate.
yippieeeeee!!! , saw it and loved it. hah, partially because it´s based in ingolstadt and the maincharacter is karl-heinz, the local weapon nut who gets the königsschwert in the beginning with which he kicks some serious zombie ass.

can´t remember any porn though, and the version i saw was definately rated 18.

Dinner scene, guy's fantasy, dinner scene. After the bugger.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-10-14 10:17am

bohemianfey wrote: Dinner scene, guy's fantasy, dinner scene. After the bugger.

can´t remember. it was 5 years ago i saw that flick.

fun fact:
with a budget of 100.000 dollars it´s the most expensive amateur splatter movie ever made.

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-10-14 11:00am

salm wrote:
bohemianfey wrote: Dinner scene, guy's fantasy, dinner scene. After the bugger.
can´t remember. it was 5 years ago i saw that flick.

fun fact:
with a budget of 100.000 dollars it´s the most expensive amateur splatter movie ever made.

I'm not surprised. And it was bad porn anyway.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2004-10-15 02:18pm

I just watched Hot Shots Part Deux again. It's a silly, way over the top movie, but it sucks me in everytime. The 80 ultra violent action movie (esp Rambo) spoofs crack me up.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-10-15 02:20pm

Day After Tomorrow!

bohemianfey · Post by **bohemianfey** » 2004-10-15 02:24pm

Agent Fisher wrote:Day After Tomorrow!

The Day After Tomorrow: Long awaited sequel to the acclaimed musical Annie!

Bugsby · Post by **Bugsby** » 2004-10-15 05:41pm

Eight-Legged Freaks

I saw it on a dare, and I nearly pissed myself laughing. It was TRYING to be "so-bad-its-good," so I dont know where that falls under this categroy, but seriously, it was great.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-10-15 07:48pm

You bastards! "Better Off Dead" and "They Live" are two of my favorite movies!

Anyway, you're all pikers! Try these on for size:

Street Trash

Saturn 3

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

Humanoids from the Deep

Prophecy

(They're all clickable!)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-10-16 01:11am

Is there something wrong with me I have seen all the films mentioned....

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-10-29 08:48am

IIRC I liked Saturn 3

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2004-10-29 12:16pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:The Philadelphia Experiment II. A 1993 Nazi empire alternate timeline movie where they use an F-117 in 1943 to drop 50 kilotons worth of nukes over Washington, DC, killing 15,000,000 people and thus winning the war.

Pat Buchanan would love that!

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2004-10-29 12:37pm

fgalkin wrote:Turbulence, and its sequels, The Substitute 2: School's Out (the other movies in the series are actually bad, but this one is hilarious), and pretty much any Steven Segal movie.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Amen. On Deadly Ground is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

These quotes from IMDB are even funnier in the movie!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110725/quotes

Memorable Quotes from
On Deadly Ground (1994)

Stone : My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamned hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch!

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Forrest Taft : For 350,000 dollars I'd fuck anything once.

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McGruder : Who the fuck is he?
Michael Jennings : You wanna know who he is? Try this: delve down into the deepest bowels of your soul. Try to imagine the ultimate fucking nightmare. And that won't come close to that son of a bitch when he gets pissed.

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Forrest Taft : Well, let's see, that's natives 8, oil workers 0. Anyone else wanna play with Cupcake?

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Forrest Taft : I guess it doesn't really matter since I kind of blew up all the evidence.

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[Taft has a gun pointed at Jennings. Jennings screams "Shoot me you fucking coward!"]
Forrest Taft : I wouldn't dirty my bullets.
[At which point, Joan Chen says: "Dirty one for me, Forrest! ]

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Forrest Taft : What does it take to change the essence of a man?
[This line is after Seagal defeats one of the villains in a duel: They played the Hand Slap Game!

]

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Homer Carlton : [about his machine gun] Well, what do you think? Stock in or out?
Mercenary: I don't think it's going to make much difference.
Homer Carlton : Well, I do, see. 'Cause when it's out I kinda feel like a pussy, you know what I'm saying. And when it's in, it just feels like, I don't know, meaner or something and when I kill the son of a bitch I wanna feel good about myself. I wanna feel solid.

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Michael Jennings : [seeing all his workers fleeing for their lives] You're a bunch of GUTLESS PRICKS! ALL OF YOU!
Michael Jennings : [seeing a worker close to him running away] You! Come help me!
Oil worker: FUCK YOU!
Michael Jennings : You yellow BASTARD!

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Forrest Taft : Whoa! My long lost friend Michael!
Michael Jennings : [referring to Masu] Who's this? Is this the slope bitch you've been banging?
Forrest Taft : Nah. Not her.
Michael Jennings : Is this the one who's got you all concerned about the dirty snow? Jesus, Forrest! You and me, we bought hookers better than this for five bucks in Bangkok!

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McGruder : [McGruder is protesting the presence of the FBI] I thought you wanted us to KILL this motherfucker, Mr. Jennings? How are we supposed to shoot him with all these cops standing around, huh? I don't think so.
Liles : McGruder! It is essential that we have the FBI here to cover ourselves legally! And it sure as hell will help with the press. They'll take the fall for anything that happens.
Michael Jennings : Look, don't worry about the FBI. We all know they couldn't find a hooker in a whorehouse anyway.
McGruder : But seriously. He'd have to be out of his fucking mind to try to get into this place now.
Michael Jennings : Then we should COUNT on that, Mr. McGruder! Forrest Taft is the patron saint of the impossible. And if you had only done your job like you're supposed to, it wouldn't have COME TO THIS!

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Liles : Alaska is a Third World country. It's just one we happen to own.

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Michael Jennings : Fuck those animals stink! [To diector Irvin Kershner -Yes! THAT Irvin Kershner!

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And there are countless others! On top of all that, Seagal gives a LONG lectue at the end about pollution!

Directed By Steven Seagal

The most fearsome words in the English language.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2004-10-29 12:55pm

Kung Pow definitely falls into this category, although I have a feeling it was meant to be shitty. Also like this Jet Li kung-fu movie called Cult Master, or something like that.

I also like the TV series Totally spies. Alias meets Clueless.

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-10-29 01:52pm

People Under The Stairs.

Please, please tell me someone else has seen that... It includes such lines as Ving Rhames saying 'Maybe the president will make me Secretary of Pussy.' and a kid saying 'Must be one of them smart bricks.' Random where-the-hell-did-that-black-studded-leather-outfit-come-from scenes, and more!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-10-29 01:56pm

---editted for translation from sleepy colin's misstyping---

I saw it (The people under the stairs)

in a movie theater with Dawn... (my ex girlfriend from college)

funny thing about her was we only watched horror movies. (and tended to kiss and cuddle durring them)

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-10-29 02:06pm

Say again, Tango Two? You're breaking up.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-10-29 02:14pm

Tick tock, tick tock.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-10-29 02:29pm

Films so bad they are good

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

I laughed until I cried. Then I laughed some more. "Nuff said.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-10-29 02:49pm

I loved Killer Klowns.

I also love the old Batman movie and Krull and Gremlins 2 and lots of other bad-good movies.

EDIT: And Troll and Ghoulies 2 and Dinosaur Island and Weekend at Bernie's and Bill Maher's Pizza Man.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-10-29 08:35pm

Anything from the great master "Rodger Corman" that includes Martian Scorsesses second movie Boxcar Bertha (1972)

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2004-10-29 09:02pm

White Haven wrote:People Under The Stairs.

Please, please tell me someone else has seen that... It includes such lines as Ving Rhames saying 'Maybe the president will make me Secretary of Pussy.' and a kid saying 'Must be one of them smart bricks.' Random where-the-hell-did-that-black-studded-leather-outfit-come-from scenes, and more!

Yeah, Uncle Leroy was pretty cool in that one.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-10-30 11:24am

White Haven wrote:People Under The Stairs.

Please, please tell me someone else has seen that... It includes such lines as Ving Rhames saying 'Maybe the president will make me Secretary of Pussy.' and a kid saying 'Must be one of them smart bricks.' Random where-the-hell-did-that-black-studded-leather-outfit-come-from scenes, and more!

Saw it

The bad guy in SM-outfit