Have any of you shown signs of ESP?

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*looks up and sees a light blue "Impressive" award..* I love InstaGib...
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salm wrote: that just proves that some people can do more in the same time than others. i´ll put that down to german efficiency.

where were you anyway, you lazy bum? :P
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Snowman, do you usually play on railgun-only servers or all-weapons servers?
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *whips out ye olde Railgun, aims at Crayz9000's crotch*
--=+<(BZAPP!!)>+=--
Dammit that's TWICE I had to do the Railgun to the Crotch™!
Damnit, do I have to put a <j/k> after all my posts? I'd think it was obvious... :)

Anyway, there's one reason I like UT more: a matter of skill. Headshots with the Sniper Rifle require a bit more skill than Railgun instakills, considering that you're targeting the head.

But if you like Q3 more, then it's your preference.
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salm wrote:*salm dodges, einhaender misses, salm takes out insta gib rifle and turns the snowman into a steaming puddle of H2O*
*dodges instagib rifle shots, whips out a Rocket Launcher, and catches salm's head with two rockets! .*
**THWAP! THWAP!!** SPLAT!!!
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Shinova wrote:Snowman, do you usually play on railgun-only servers or all-weapons servers?
I'll play anything Instagib, CTF, Threewave maps, or all three at once! I also like Rocket Arena and Generations Arena... Lata and GG!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *dodges instagib rifle shots, whips out a Rocket Launcher, and catches salm's head with two rockets! .*
**THWAP! THWAP!!** SPLAT!!!
*pulls out Redeemer and fires into ground*

*surrounding area, including Einhander and myself, is vaporized*

Don't you just hate instakill weapons?
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So, any of you who have posted here are either doing some kind of work while surfing or drinking something?
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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verilon wrote:
salm wrote:
verilon wrote: lol *looks at post count* lol
did you have to tell everybody? i´ll put that down to your insomnia and you gayness.
Very funny. :evil: that was totally uncalled for. Sexuality has nothing to do with it so FUCK OFF!!! *balefire*
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salm wrote:Damnit, do I have to put a <j/k> after all my posts? I'd think it was obvious...
You don't but even in jest, that was quite inapropraite, and I resent it. Apology accepted. That is, IF you apologize...
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Shinova wrote:So, any of you who have posted here are either doing some kind of work while surfing or drinking something?
No and no

You're really bad at this.

Wait.. I feel something.. You're sitting on a chair, in front of a computer, and breathing! Am I right or am I right?
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Colonel Olrik wrote:
Shinova wrote:So, any of you who have posted here are either doing some kind of work while surfing or drinking something?
No and no

You're really bad at this.

Wait.. I feel something.. You're sitting in a chair, in front of a computer, and breathing! Am I right or am I right?
Yes, but that's a pretty obvious one.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
salm wrote:*salm dodges, einhaender misses, salm takes out insta gib rifle and turns the snowman into a steaming puddle of H2O*
*dodges instagib rifle shots, whips out a Rocket Launcher, and catches salm's head with two rockets! .*
**THWAP! THWAP!!** SPLAT!!!

*uses double enforcers gangsta style, shoots rockets in mid air and continues shooting. einhaender dies! salm looks at watch, sees that it´s 2:46 and decides to log out and goes to bed. g´night*
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Shinova wrote:
So are you. :roll:
sigh, you're shameful :twisted: .

I'm on my bed typing on my laptop
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*sigh*

Must kill you all!

*Loads up Bid For Power*

*Powers up Final Flash and blows everyone to oblivion*
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Colonel Olrik wrote:
Shinova wrote:
So are you. :roll:
sigh, you're shameful :twisted: .

I'm on my bed typing on my laptop
Exactly why I edited my post :mrgreen:

But that was a smart one.
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Shinova wrote:*sigh*

Must kill you all!

*Loads up Bid For Power*

*Powers up Final Flash and blows everyone to oblivion*
Uhh...

I predicted your reaction? :?
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Colonel Olrik wrote:
Shinova wrote:*sigh*

Must kill you all!

*Loads up Bid For Power*

*Powers up Final Flash and blows everyone to oblivion*
Uhh...

I predicted your reaction? :?
That thing was in reaction to what snowman and salm were doing.
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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I'm getting something...getting it...YES! I'VE GOT IT!

YOU'RE THINKING THAT I CAN'T READ MINDS!
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*snip*
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Cyril wrote:I'm getting something...getting it...YES! I'VE GOT IT!

YOU'RE THINKING THAT I CAN'T READ MINDS!

*Places fingers on forehead*

Your thinking sarcastically.
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There's no such thing as ESP for me. Just luck, coincedence, and rigged items.
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I can foresee the future: fundies will continue to be fucking idiots. When that prediction comes true, you may all bow to my ESP powers.
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I predict that we'll all go to sleep tonight.

Except for verilon. :P
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