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Which girl do you spend the rest of your short life nailing?

My Wife (Just for you married guys)
2
10%
Sarah Michelle Gellar
3
14%
Jennifer Love Hewitt
2
10%
Britney Spears
0
No votes
Alyssa Milano
2
10%
Rachel Leigh Cook
1
5%
Katie Holmes
0
No votes
Alyson Hannigan
3
14%
Amber Benson (this option reserved for Strowbridge)
0
No votes
Some other hot broad (please specify).
8
38%
 
Total votes: 21

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i'd take any of the above... i'm in the mood for females right now. :D
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salm wrote: princeton swimmer team. hey, most of them are ugly.
The cute ones graduated, and recruiting isn't doing a good job of replacing them, they're trying to get wins instead of getting cuties, at least that's what my GF's sister says. :?
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aerius wrote:
salm wrote: princeton swimmer team. hey, most of them are ugly.
The cute ones graduated, and recruiting isn't doing a good job of replacing them, they're trying to get wins instead of getting cuties, at least that's what my GF's sister says. :?
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aerius wrote:
salm wrote: princeton swimmer team. hey, most of them are ugly.
The cute ones graduated, and recruiting isn't doing a good job of replacing them, they're trying to get wins instead of getting cuties, at least that's what my GF's sister says. :?
too bad! they need to get wins by recruting competent men and attention by recruting hot chicks!
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Based on looks and a hot body I would go for Alyssa Milano. She is close in age, so mabye would could share a little more than sex. But Im not sure what actors really talk about.

If I could choose any women from any time, I would not mind Jamie Lee Curtis from Trading Places. Those boobs.......drooooool.....hmmmm.
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She was sexy in her unsexiness in True Lies. That's how sexy she is.
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She was sexy in her unsexiness in True Lies . That's how sexy she is.
Ive only seen bits an pieces of that show, but I did see her in her undies. Hmmm...droool.
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Hmmm.... If Kate was going to die, too if I picked her, but the others were still on the island with me, then I'd go with Alyssa Milano, Catherine Zeta Jones, Erin Cummings, or the lovely Elizabeth Hurley. IF they were all there, then there's really no need to make a committed choice. :D
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Master of Ossus wrote:Hmmm.... If Kate was going to die, too if I picked her, but the others were still on the island with me, then I'd go with Alyssa Milano, Catherine Zeta Jones, Erin Cummings, or the lovely Elizabeth Hurley. IF they were all there, then there's really no need to make a committed choice. :D
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Who's Katie Holmes? I've heard of the others, but who is she?
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Master of Ossus wrote:Who's Katie Holmes? I've heard of the others, but who is she?
She was on Dawsons Creek, also did a few nude scenes.
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First off, Wong might just be correct in taking a fat person. You see, he can literally 'fuck' her by beating the shit out of her. Then have bbq the next day.

Though my choice would have to be Natalie Portman. oooh, that is an image I shall have for the rest of my life. Although if she's not available then I could also go with Jamie Pressly. She's got the greatest southern accent every. woot

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Durandal wrote:
That's a good question. If she is sentenced to die, then it's not very nice to pick anybody because you're just sentencing them to death. If that were the case, then I would rescind my choice of my wife, since I would rather die knowing she's OK. I would choose Rosie O'Donnell instead, and beat her to death with the nearest blunt object in the hopes of using the meat from her carcass to prolong my existence.
Hm ... here's a modified scenario.

Jesus is coming back in three days, and he intends to follow through on his plan to kill everyone and save only 144,000 (or however many it was). You and these fine ladies are not on The Special List of Jesus.
Get Rosie O'Donnel, kill her, use her meat to prolong my existance while carving her ribs into knives and her thighbones into spears and then kill Jesus when he comes back. Or just kill her, drink her blood to prolong my life, then kill Jesus. Or just kill Jesus. Either one of the three would work.
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